2007 Online Octopus Overlord pOOker (single table)

The Meal · Post by **The Meal** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 8:54 am

HAND43 Level 5: Blinds 20/40
Incoming bankrollls:
1175 Austin [SB]
0181 Animus [BB] (AWAY)
0644 Ralph-Wiggum [button]

Preflop action:
Austin (1155) in SB for 20
Animus (141) in BB for 40 {AWAY} (pot: 60)
Ralph-Wiggum (544) raises to 100 (pot: 160)
Austin (1155) folds
Animus (141) folds {AWAY}
Ralph-Wiggum wins a pot of 160 chips

Chip Count:
1155 Austin
0141 Animus (AWAY)
0704 Ralph-Wiggum

~Neal

The Meal · Post by **The Meal** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 8:57 am

HAND44 Level 5: Blinds 20/40
Incoming bankrollls:
1155 Austin [button]
0141 Animus [SB] (AWAY)
0704 Ralph-Wiggum [BB]

Preflop action:
Animus (121) in SB for 20 {AWAY}
Ralph-Wiggum (664) in BB for 40 (pot: 60)
ACTION ON Austin (1155)

~Neal

The Meal · Post by **The Meal** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 8:58 am

Cards are out.

~Neal

Austin · Post by **Austin** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 8:59 am

Action: Fold.

PM'ing Ralph

Ralph-Wiggum · Post by **Ralph-Wiggum** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 9:01 am

Austin wrote:Action: Fold.

PM'ing Ralph

You suck. Two fold.

The Meal · Post by **The Meal** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 9:04 am

HAND44 Level 5: Blinds 20/40
Incoming bankrollls:
1155 Austin [button]
0141 Animus [SB] (AWAY)
0704 Ralph-Wiggum [BB]

Preflop action:
Animus (121) in SB for 20 {AWAY}
Ralph-Wiggum (664) in BB for 40 (pot: 60)
Austin (1155) folds
Animus (121) folds {AWAY}
Ralph-Wiggum wins a pot of 60 chips

Chip Count:
1155 Austin
0121 Animus (AWAY)
0724 Ralph-Wiggum

~Neal

The Meal · Post by **The Meal** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 9:07 am

HAND45 Level 5: Blinds 20/40
Incoming bankrollls:
1155 Austin [BB]
0121 Animus [button] (AWAY)
0724 Ralph-Wiggum [SB]

Preflop action:
Ralph-Wiggum (704) in SB for 20
Austin (1115) in BB for 40 (pot: 60)
Animus (121) folds {AWAY}
ACTION ON Ralph-Wiggum (704)

This is probably your last hand for this morning.

~Neal

Austin · Post by **Austin** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 9:07 am

Been getting quite a few 10/4 off suits and such. /shrug.

The Meal · Post by **The Meal** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 9:08 am

Cards are out.

~Neal

Ralph-Wiggum · Post by **Ralph-Wiggum** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 9:23 am

Raise to 100

Action on Austin.

Austin · Post by **Austin** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 9:25 am

Action: Call

PM'ing Meal to tell him the exciting news!

The Meal · Post by **The Meal** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 9:30 am

Actually the little break you gave me let me deal out a few more hands, so this maybe *isn't* the last hand for the morning. But I don't have many more in reserve...

HAND45 Level 5: Blinds 20/40
Incoming bankrollls:
1155 Austin [BB]
0121 Animus [button] (AWAY)
0724 Ralph-Wiggum [SB]

Preflop action:
Ralph-Wiggum (704) in SB for 20
Austin (1115) in BB for 40 (pot: 60)
Animus (121) folds {AWAY}
Ralph-Wiggum (624) raises to 100 (pot: 140)
Austin (1055) calls 60 more for 100 (pot: 200)

Two to the flop:
The flop comes

:7s::6s:
ACTION ON Ralph-Wiggum (624)

~Neal

Ralph-Wiggum · Post by **Ralph-Wiggum** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 9:33 am

Action: check

To Austin.

Austin · Post by **Austin** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 9:34 am

Action: Bet 624

To Ralph

Ralph-Wiggum · Post by **Ralph-Wiggum** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 9:35 am

Action: Call.

I hope you don't have two spades.

Austin · Post by **Austin** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 9:37 am

Damn... high pocket?

Ralph-Wiggum · Post by **Ralph-Wiggum** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 9:38 am

Nope - 89 of clubs.

Austin · Post by **Austin** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 9:39 am

Ralph-Wiggum wrote:Nope - 89 of clubs.

You suck

J/10 ... One is a spade. Oh well do the tables turn here? Very likely.

Austin · Post by **Austin** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 9:43 am

Come on Spades! Daddy needs runner runner. Or 8/9... wait, can I borrow your cards?

Ralph-Wiggum · Post by **Ralph-Wiggum** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 9:45 am

You could also get a runner runner J 10. Or 10 7/6.

Austin · Post by **Austin** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 9:45 am

Point is, I'd rather have your cards.

Austin · Post by **Austin** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 9:55 am

(Is what I would be saying were my PM to you true)

Ralph-Wiggum · Post by **Ralph-Wiggum** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 9:56 am

Bastard. It'll probably happen now, too.

The Meal · Post by **The Meal** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 10:01 am

HAND45 Level 5: Blinds 20/40
Incoming bankrollls:
1155 Austin [BB]
0121 Animus [button] (AWAY)
0724 Ralph-Wiggum [SB]

Preflop action:
Ralph-Wiggum (704) in SB for 20
Austin (1115) in BB for 40 (pot: 60)
Animus (121) folds {AWAY}
Ralph-Wiggum (624) raises to 100 (pot: 140)
Austin (1055) calls 60 more for 100 (pot: 200)

Two to the flop:
The flop comes

:7s::6s:
Ralph-Wiggum (624) sneakily checks (pot: 200)
Austin (431) bets 624 (pot: 824)
Ralph-Wiggum (all-in) calls 624 (pot: 1448)

Two to the turn and river:
The turn and river come

:7s::6s::5s::8h:

Showdown:
Austin shows

:Ts: for

:Tc::Jc::8h::7s:
Ralph-Wiggum shows

:8c: for

:9c::8h::7s::6s:
Ralph-Wiggum wins a pot of 1448 chips

Chip Count:
0431 Austin
0121 Animus
1448 Ralph-Wiggum

~Neal

Austin · Post by **Austin** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 10:02 am

Austin · Post by **Austin** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 10:03 am

Nice hand. That's what I get for trying to push around the guy who flopped the straight.

LordMortis · Post by **LordMortis** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 10:04 am

Austin has had the Devil's luck all game. If he wins this hand, you ought to consider breaking the Meal's house and looking for incriminating evidence.

I don't think I've understood the flow of this hand at all. Not even a little. There's some fundamental poker going on here, that is probably the reason why I don't put money on the line except for entertainment purposes.

Edit:

Wow. Youse guys are quick.

Ralph-Wiggum · Post by **Ralph-Wiggum** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 10:04 am

Austin wrote:

It's called Karma, sucka. That's for the PM.

Austin · Post by **Austin** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 10:07 am

LordMortis wrote:Austin has had the Devil's luck all game. If he wins this hand, you ought to consider breaking the Meal's house and looking for incriminating evidence.

I don't think I've understood the flow of this hand at all. Not even a little. There's some fundamental poker going on here, that is probably the reason why I don't put money on the line except for entertainment purposes.

Edit:

Wow. Youse guys are quick.

I flopped top pair and tried to push Ralph off his non-top pair. He flopped a straight and I lost. I was bullying and got caught this time.

The

was a PM I sent him that said, OMG! PWNED YOU ON THE RIVER. It wasn't true.

Edit: In other words it was a horrible and unnecessary play by your's truly.

The Meal · Post by **The Meal** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 10:10 am

HAND46 Level 5: Blinds 20/40
Incoming bankrollls:
0431 Austin [SB]
0121 Animus [BB] (AWAY)
1448 Ralph-Wiggum [button]

Preflop action:
Austin (411) in SB for 20
Animus (81) in BB for 40 (pot: 60)
ACTION ON Ralph-Wiggum (1448)

~Neal

The Meal · Post by **The Meal** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 10:12 am

Cards are out for HAND46.

~Neal

Ralph-Wiggum · Post by **Ralph-Wiggum** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 10:12 am

Raise to 100.

Action to Austin.

Austin · Post by **Austin** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 10:12 am

Ralph-Wiggum wrote:Raise to 100.

Action to Austin.

Action: Raise All-in

Ralph-Wiggum · Post by **Ralph-Wiggum** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 10:14 am

Let's play ball.

Action: Call.

Austin · Post by **Austin** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 10:15 am

The Meal · Post by **The Meal** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 10:16 am

Animus would've beat both of you this hand...

~Neal

Ralph-Wiggum · Post by **Ralph-Wiggum** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 10:18 am

Austin · Post by **Austin** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 10:19 am

Come on diamonds.

Ralph-Wiggum · Post by **Ralph-Wiggum** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 10:21 am

Let's go clubbies!

LordMortis · Post by **LordMortis** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 10:25 am

Ralph-Wiggum wrote:Let's go clubbies!

Clubbies? What kind of baby talk is that?

Every adult player knows they're puppy feet.