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- noxiousdog
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Action: Check
PM to hentzau
PM to hentzau
Black Lives Matter
"To wield Grond, the mighty hammer of the Federal Government, is to be intoxicated with power beyond what you and I can reckon (though I figure we can ball park it pretty good with computers and maths). Need to tunnel through a mountain? Grond. Kill a mighty ogre? Grond. Hangnail? Grond. Spider? Grond (actually, that's a legit use, moreso than the rest)." - Peacedog
"To wield Grond, the mighty hammer of the Federal Government, is to be intoxicated with power beyond what you and I can reckon (though I figure we can ball park it pretty good with computers and maths). Need to tunnel through a mountain? Grond. Kill a mighty ogre? Grond. Hangnail? Grond. Spider? Grond (actually, that's a legit use, moreso than the rest)." - Peacedog
- hentzau
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Hee Haw.
Action: Call
PM to hentzau.
Action: Call
PM to hentzau.
Black Lives Matter
"To wield Grond, the mighty hammer of the Federal Government, is to be intoxicated with power beyond what you and I can reckon (though I figure we can ball park it pretty good with computers and maths). Need to tunnel through a mountain? Grond. Kill a mighty ogre? Grond. Hangnail? Grond. Spider? Grond (actually, that's a legit use, moreso than the rest)." - Peacedog
"To wield Grond, the mighty hammer of the Federal Government, is to be intoxicated with power beyond what you and I can reckon (though I figure we can ball park it pretty good with computers and maths). Need to tunnel through a mountain? Grond. Kill a mighty ogre? Grond. Hangnail? Grond. Spider? Grond (actually, that's a legit use, moreso than the rest)." - Peacedog
- hentzau
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- The Meal
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- Location: 2005 Stanley Cup Champion
Gold HAND090 Blinds: 56/112/11
Incoming bankrollls:
013113 hentzau
002774 Moliere
010457 jaskerr [button]
006743 Trent Steel [SB]
008277 The Mad Hatter [BB]
012469 SpaceLord
019469 Steron
014910 UnicornPoint
009681 noxiousdog
Preflop action:
9 players ante 11 each (pot: 99)
Trent Steel (6676) in SB for 56 (pot: 155)
The Mad Hatter (8154) in BB for 112 (pot: 267)
SpaceLord (12346) calls 112 (pot: 379)
Steron folds
UnicornPoint folds
noxiousdog (9370) raises by 188 to 300 (pot: 679)
hentzau (12802) calls 300 (pot: 979)
Moliere folds
jaskerr (10146) calls 300 (pot: 1279)
Trent Steel (6432) calls 300 (pot: 1523)
The Mad Hatter (7966) calls 300 (pot: 1711)
SpaceLord (12158) calls 300 (pot: 1899)
Six to the flop:
The flop comes
:6c::3h:
Trent Steel checks
The Mad Hatter checks
SpaceLord checks
noxiousdog checks
hentzau checks
jaskerr (9646) bets 500 (pot: 2399)
Trent Steel folds
The Mad Hatter folds
SpaceLord folds
noxiousdog (8870) calls 500 (pot: 2899)
hentzau (12302) calls 500 (pot: 3399)
Three to the turn:
The turn comes
:6c::3h::2c:
ACTION ON noxiousdog (8870)
noxiousdog, hentzau, and jaskerr in the pot.
~Neal
Incoming bankrollls:
013113 hentzau
002774 Moliere
010457 jaskerr [button]
006743 Trent Steel [SB]
008277 The Mad Hatter [BB]
012469 SpaceLord
019469 Steron
014910 UnicornPoint
009681 noxiousdog
Preflop action:
9 players ante 11 each (pot: 99)
Trent Steel (6676) in SB for 56 (pot: 155)
The Mad Hatter (8154) in BB for 112 (pot: 267)
SpaceLord (12346) calls 112 (pot: 379)
Steron folds
UnicornPoint folds
noxiousdog (9370) raises by 188 to 300 (pot: 679)
hentzau (12802) calls 300 (pot: 979)
Moliere folds
jaskerr (10146) calls 300 (pot: 1279)
Trent Steel (6432) calls 300 (pot: 1523)
The Mad Hatter (7966) calls 300 (pot: 1711)
SpaceLord (12158) calls 300 (pot: 1899)
Six to the flop:
The flop comes

Trent Steel checks
The Mad Hatter checks
SpaceLord checks
noxiousdog checks
hentzau checks
jaskerr (9646) bets 500 (pot: 2399)
Trent Steel folds
The Mad Hatter folds
SpaceLord folds
noxiousdog (8870) calls 500 (pot: 2899)
hentzau (12302) calls 500 (pot: 3399)
Three to the turn:
The turn comes

ACTION ON noxiousdog (8870)
noxiousdog, hentzau, and jaskerr in the pot.
~Neal
"Better to talk to people than communicate via tweet." — Elontra
- noxiousdog
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Action: Check
Black Lives Matter
"To wield Grond, the mighty hammer of the Federal Government, is to be intoxicated with power beyond what you and I can reckon (though I figure we can ball park it pretty good with computers and maths). Need to tunnel through a mountain? Grond. Kill a mighty ogre? Grond. Hangnail? Grond. Spider? Grond (actually, that's a legit use, moreso than the rest)." - Peacedog
"To wield Grond, the mighty hammer of the Federal Government, is to be intoxicated with power beyond what you and I can reckon (though I figure we can ball park it pretty good with computers and maths). Need to tunnel through a mountain? Grond. Kill a mighty ogre? Grond. Hangnail? Grond. Spider? Grond (actually, that's a legit use, moreso than the rest)." - Peacedog
- hentzau
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- noxiousdog
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Donkey up!
Action: Call
Action: Call
Black Lives Matter
"To wield Grond, the mighty hammer of the Federal Government, is to be intoxicated with power beyond what you and I can reckon (though I figure we can ball park it pretty good with computers and maths). Need to tunnel through a mountain? Grond. Kill a mighty ogre? Grond. Hangnail? Grond. Spider? Grond (actually, that's a legit use, moreso than the rest)." - Peacedog
"To wield Grond, the mighty hammer of the Federal Government, is to be intoxicated with power beyond what you and I can reckon (though I figure we can ball park it pretty good with computers and maths). Need to tunnel through a mountain? Grond. Kill a mighty ogre? Grond. Hangnail? Grond. Spider? Grond (actually, that's a legit use, moreso than the rest)." - Peacedog
- The Meal
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- Location: 2005 Stanley Cup Champion
Gold HAND090 Blinds: 56/112/11
Incoming bankrollls:
013113 hentzau
002774 Moliere
010457 jaskerr [button]
006743 Trent Steel [SB]
008277 The Mad Hatter [BB]
012469 SpaceLord
019469 Steron
014910 UnicornPoint
009681 noxiousdog
Preflop action:
9 players ante 11 each (pot: 99)
Trent Steel (6676) in SB for 56 (pot: 155)
The Mad Hatter (8154) in BB for 112 (pot: 267)
SpaceLord (12346) calls 112 (pot: 379)
Steron folds
UnicornPoint folds
noxiousdog (9370) raises by 188 to 300 (pot: 679)
hentzau (12802) calls 300 (pot: 979)
Moliere folds
jaskerr (10146) calls 300 (pot: 1279)
Trent Steel (6432) calls 300 (pot: 1523)
The Mad Hatter (7966) calls 300 (pot: 1711)
SpaceLord (12158) calls 300 (pot: 1899)
Six to the flop:
The flop comes
:6c::3h:
Trent Steel checks
The Mad Hatter checks
SpaceLord checks
noxiousdog checks
hentzau checks
jaskerr (9646) bets 500 (pot: 2399)
Trent Steel folds
The Mad Hatter folds
SpaceLord folds
noxiousdog (8870) calls 500 (pot: 2899)
hentzau (12302) calls 500 (pot: 3399)
Three to the turn:
The turn comes
:6c::3h::2c:
noxiousdog checks
hentzau (11802) bets 500 (pot: 3899)
jaskerr folds
noxiousdog (8370) calls 500 (pot: 4399)
Two to the river:
The river comes
:6c::3h::2c::Th:
ACTION ON noxiousdog (8370)
noxiousdog and hentzau are heads-up.
~Neal
Incoming bankrollls:
013113 hentzau
002774 Moliere
010457 jaskerr [button]
006743 Trent Steel [SB]
008277 The Mad Hatter [BB]
012469 SpaceLord
019469 Steron
014910 UnicornPoint
009681 noxiousdog
Preflop action:
9 players ante 11 each (pot: 99)
Trent Steel (6676) in SB for 56 (pot: 155)
The Mad Hatter (8154) in BB for 112 (pot: 267)
SpaceLord (12346) calls 112 (pot: 379)
Steron folds
UnicornPoint folds
noxiousdog (9370) raises by 188 to 300 (pot: 679)
hentzau (12802) calls 300 (pot: 979)
Moliere folds
jaskerr (10146) calls 300 (pot: 1279)
Trent Steel (6432) calls 300 (pot: 1523)
The Mad Hatter (7966) calls 300 (pot: 1711)
SpaceLord (12158) calls 300 (pot: 1899)
Six to the flop:
The flop comes

Trent Steel checks
The Mad Hatter checks
SpaceLord checks
noxiousdog checks
hentzau checks
jaskerr (9646) bets 500 (pot: 2399)
Trent Steel folds
The Mad Hatter folds
SpaceLord folds
noxiousdog (8870) calls 500 (pot: 2899)
hentzau (12302) calls 500 (pot: 3399)
Three to the turn:
The turn comes

noxiousdog checks
hentzau (11802) bets 500 (pot: 3899)
jaskerr folds
noxiousdog (8370) calls 500 (pot: 4399)
Two to the river:
The river comes

ACTION ON noxiousdog (8370)
noxiousdog and hentzau are heads-up.
~Neal
"Better to talk to people than communicate via tweet." — Elontra
- noxiousdog
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Action: Check
Black Lives Matter
"To wield Grond, the mighty hammer of the Federal Government, is to be intoxicated with power beyond what you and I can reckon (though I figure we can ball park it pretty good with computers and maths). Need to tunnel through a mountain? Grond. Kill a mighty ogre? Grond. Hangnail? Grond. Spider? Grond (actually, that's a legit use, moreso than the rest)." - Peacedog
"To wield Grond, the mighty hammer of the Federal Government, is to be intoxicated with power beyond what you and I can reckon (though I figure we can ball park it pretty good with computers and maths). Need to tunnel through a mountain? Grond. Kill a mighty ogre? Grond. Hangnail? Grond. Spider? Grond (actually, that's a legit use, moreso than the rest)." - Peacedog
- hentzau
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- Moliere
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Seriously. What's up with all the betting only to Check Check the river? I'm sure you can still beat what would have been my King high.
"The world is suffering more today from the good people who want to mind other men's business than it is from the bad people who are willing to let everybody look after their own individual affairs." - Clarence Darrow
- hentzau
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You guys seem to be laboring under the mistaken impression that I actually know what the hell I'm doing here... 

“We can never allow Murania to become desecrated by the presence of surface people. Our lives are serene, our minds are superior, our accomplishments greater. Gene Autry must be captured!!!” - Queen Tika, The Phantom Empire
- Remus West
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If we ever get at the same table just show me your cards each hand and I'll help you play them correctly.hentzau wrote:You guys seem to be laboring under the mistaken impression that I actually know what the hell I'm doing here...

“As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.” - H.L. Mencken
- hentzau
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I'll do that! Thanks, RW! You're the best!Remus West wrote:If we ever get at the same table just show me your cards each hand and I'll help you play them correctly.hentzau wrote:You guys seem to be laboring under the mistaken impression that I actually know what the hell I'm doing here...

“We can never allow Murania to become desecrated by the presence of surface people. Our lives are serene, our minds are superior, our accomplishments greater. Gene Autry must be captured!!!” - Queen Tika, The Phantom Empire
- hentzau
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Oops. I just checked and realized I never got around to PMing The Meal.
Sorry guys. I suck. The situation has been rectified.

Sorry guys. I suck. The situation has been rectified.
“We can never allow Murania to become desecrated by the presence of surface people. Our lives are serene, our minds are superior, our accomplishments greater. Gene Autry must be captured!!!” - Queen Tika, The Phantom Empire
- Austin
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- Trent Steel
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- The Meal
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- Location: 2005 Stanley Cup Champion
Maybe they knew something about each other's hands...Moliere wrote:Seriously. What's up with all the betting only to Check Check the river? I'm sure you can still beat what would have been my King high.
Austin has it right. My preference is to not receive "Action Alert PMs" unless you see me shirking my pOOker responsibilities by posting elsewhere on the site. The Forum Games Forum is the first and last place I visit when I come through OO, and filling my inbox with extra PMs just pushes the legit stuff farther down the queue. That said, I don't really *mind* getting the extra PMs.Austin wrote:Actually I think he prefers not to be PM'd on his turn.hentzau wrote:Oops. I just checked and realized I never got around to PMing The Meal.![]()
Sorry guys. I suck. The situation has been rectified.
Gold HAND090 Blinds: 56/112/11
Incoming bankrollls:
013113 hentzau
002774 Moliere
010457 jaskerr [button]
006743 Trent Steel [SB]
008277 The Mad Hatter [BB]
012469 SpaceLord
019469 Steron
014910 UnicornPoint
009681 noxiousdog
Preflop action:
9 players ante 11 each (pot: 99)
Trent Steel (6676) in SB for 56 (pot: 155)
The Mad Hatter (8154) in BB for 112 (pot: 267)
SpaceLord (12346) calls 112 (pot: 379)
Steron folds
UnicornPoint folds
noxiousdog (9370) raises by 188 to 300 (pot: 679)
hentzau (12802) calls 300 (pot: 979)
Moliere folds
jaskerr (10146) calls 300 (pot: 1279)
Trent Steel (6432) calls 300 (pot: 1523)
The Mad Hatter (7966) calls 300 (pot: 1711)
SpaceLord (12158) calls 300 (pot: 1899)
Six to the flop:
The flop comes

Trent Steel checks
The Mad Hatter checks
SpaceLord checks
noxiousdog checks
hentzau checks
jaskerr (9646) bets 500 (pot: 2399)
Trent Steel folds
The Mad Hatter folds
SpaceLord folds
noxiousdog (8870) calls 500 (pot: 2899)
hentzau (12302) calls 500 (pot: 3399)
Three to the turn:
The turn comes

noxiousdog checks
hentzau (11802) bets 500 (pot: 3899)
jaskerr folds
noxiousdog (8370) calls 500 (pot: 4399)
Two to the river:
The river comes

noxiousdog checks
hentzau checks
Showdown:
noxiousdog shows


hentzau shows


noxiousdog wins 2200 chips from the split pot
hentzau wins 2199 chips from the split pot
Hand Summary and Chip Count:
014001 hentzau (call 300 preflop, check-call 500 flop, bet 500 turn, check river, split pot at showdown)
002763 Moliere (fold preflop)
009646 jaskerr (call 300 preflop, bet 500 flop, fold turn)
006432 Trent Steel (call 300 preflop, check-fold flop)
007966 The Mad Hatter (call 300 preflop, check-fold flop)
012158 SpaceLord (call 300 preflop, check-fold flop)
019458 Steron (fold preflop)
014899 UnicornPoint (fold preflop)
010570 noxiousdog (raise to 300 preflop, check-call 500 flop, check-call 500 turn, check river, split pot at showdown)
Your next hand will be up in a little bit (I've got a depressed High Schooler who just got home...).
~Neal
"Better to talk to people than communicate via tweet." — Elontra
- Trent Steel
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- hentzau
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- Location: Castle Zenda, Ruritania
Well done, ND. We couldn't have planned it better if we tried.
Next time do I get the extra chip?
Next time do I get the extra chip?

“We can never allow Murania to become desecrated by the presence of surface people. Our lives are serene, our minds are superior, our accomplishments greater. Gene Autry must be captured!!!” - Queen Tika, The Phantom Empire
- The Meal
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In the casios they use the unfortunate phrase "Extra chip goes to the seat closest to the dealer," but what they really mean is that it goes to the person with the worst position (i.e., if there's an extra chip to be handed out, it'll *NEVER* go to the dealer, although in my estimate that's the person seated closest to the dealer...).hentzau wrote:Next time do I get the extra chip?
~Neal
"Better to talk to people than communicate via tweet." — Elontra
- The Meal
- Posts: 28188
- Joined: Tue Oct 12, 2004 10:33 pm
- Location: 2005 Stanley Cup Champion
Gold HAND094 Blinds: 60/120/12
Incoming bankrollls:
014001 hentzau
002763 Moliere
009646 jaskerr
006432 Trent Steel [button]
007966 The Mad Hatter [SB]
012158 SpaceLord [BB]
019458 Steron
014899 UnicornPoint
010570 noxiousdog
Preflop action:
9 players ante 12 each (pot: 108)
The Mad Hatter (7894) in SB for 60 (pot: 168)
SpaceLord (12026) in BB for 120 (pot: 288)
ACTION ON Steron (19446)
Cards are on their way.
~Neal
Incoming bankrollls:
014001 hentzau
002763 Moliere
009646 jaskerr
006432 Trent Steel [button]
007966 The Mad Hatter [SB]
012158 SpaceLord [BB]
019458 Steron
014899 UnicornPoint
010570 noxiousdog
Preflop action:
9 players ante 12 each (pot: 108)
The Mad Hatter (7894) in SB for 60 (pot: 168)
SpaceLord (12026) in BB for 120 (pot: 288)
ACTION ON Steron (19446)
Cards are on their way.
~Neal
"Better to talk to people than communicate via tweet." — Elontra
- UnicornPoint
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- Location: Katy, TX
- The Meal
- Posts: 28188
- Joined: Tue Oct 12, 2004 10:33 pm
- Location: 2005 Stanley Cup Champion
Nobody bounces back like she does. Great kiddo. (She didn't get the part in the school play after making it through to call-backs yesterday.)UnicornPoint wrote:The Meal wrote:Kid's doing a bit better.
Hope you're feeling better soon, Kayla
~Neal
"Better to talk to people than communicate via tweet." — Elontra
- hentzau
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Ouch. Been there, done that. Know the depression.The Meal wrote:Nobody bounces back like she does. Great kiddo. (She didn't get the part in the school play after making it through to call-backs yesterday.)UnicornPoint wrote:The Meal wrote:Kid's doing a bit better.
Hope you're feeling better soon, Kayla
~Neal
“We can never allow Murania to become desecrated by the presence of surface people. Our lives are serene, our minds are superior, our accomplishments greater. Gene Autry must be captured!!!” - Queen Tika, The Phantom Empire
- UnicornPoint
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- Location: Katy, TX
- noxiousdog
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Action: Fold
hentzau
hentzau
Black Lives Matter
"To wield Grond, the mighty hammer of the Federal Government, is to be intoxicated with power beyond what you and I can reckon (though I figure we can ball park it pretty good with computers and maths). Need to tunnel through a mountain? Grond. Kill a mighty ogre? Grond. Hangnail? Grond. Spider? Grond (actually, that's a legit use, moreso than the rest)." - Peacedog
"To wield Grond, the mighty hammer of the Federal Government, is to be intoxicated with power beyond what you and I can reckon (though I figure we can ball park it pretty good with computers and maths). Need to tunnel through a mountain? Grond. Kill a mighty ogre? Grond. Hangnail? Grond. Spider? Grond (actually, that's a legit use, moreso than the rest)." - Peacedog
- hentzau
- Posts: 15253
- Joined: Thu Oct 21, 2004 11:06 am
- Location: Castle Zenda, Ruritania
- Moliere
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- Trent Steel
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