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[WW]The French are coming!

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Well, we seem out of WW games right now and I am bored so...without further ado I give you.....Monte Python (Not really) presents...

THE MEANING OF LIFE

In a village full of organ donors there are FIVE (no, really just three) transplant organ collectors who are a little bit over zealous.

3 Organ Collectors (wolves) able to PM at will. They will also be collecting organs from one player a night. Sadly that player will not survive the collection process.
1 Department of Documents Employee able to check the job records of any single player each night. Or stop by the home of a previously checked player (PM them).
1 Priest - he doesn't believe God intended organs to be transplanted so will stop the harvest however he can. He is able to watch over one player each night.
8 Organ donors. They really did not mean to give them up before their own deaths but.....

13 Players total
  • Lassr
  • pr0ner
  • Unagi
  • Chaosraven
  • triggercut
  • Austin
  • Kraegor
  • tru1cy
  • Genghis
  • Grundbegriff
  • LordMortis
  • Scoop20906
  • Newcastle
  • ?
Game begins at night.

Each night these events MUST occur:
Collectors - choose a donor to collect from.
Employee - chooses a player to check history of OR chooses to be able to PM a previously checked player.
Priest - chooses a player to protect from collection. May choose himself or none but may not choose the same player on consequtive nights.

Each day the village must choose one player to pay for the crimes of the night. That player will get to choose his own method of exectution to be PMd to the moderator before the write up. Executee will be determined by first player to reach a majority (1/2 + 1 of villagers remaining). Vote total is locked upon reaching majority, no withdrawl after the fact. Please bold all votes.

As an aside, is that how you spell consequtive? It looks wrong to me. Maybe consecutive? That looks better.

Llama to be played by a player to be named later.
Llama to be bitten by mouse who is played by player to be named earlier.

BTW for those wondering, the list thing looks cool to me but it is a royal pain in the rear. Will not be doing that form again and certainly will not be posting vote totals that way.
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We are the Knights who say... IN.
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In!
Hodor.
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Ni!
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A MAN CALLED BRI...in
"Where are you off to?"
"I don't know," Snufkin replied.
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In!
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They call me Tin, er I mean Tim.
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I'll play.
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IN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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If we have enough interest I can expand the number of players.

With enough people I will add to the bad guys as well as possibly adding to the support roles.
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In. They can have my appendix.
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Genghis wrote:In. They can have my appendix.
w00t, been a while.
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j'y suis, moi
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Genghis wrote:In. They can have my appendix.
...Before genghrene sets in.
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Sure, why not. On! No, wait. Above! Er, Next to!
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If there is room for me, IN
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Scoop20906 wrote:If there is room for me, IN
Ignore any PMs you have recieved. I will wait to see if we can get others interested so that Scoop can be included. If we get to 15 I will add 1 collector (total 3). If we get to 18 I will also add a support role to be named later and another collector (4).
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Thanks Remus
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oui, oui, je vouldrez jouex avec toutes les personnes ici. merci beaucoup.

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I am going to leave this open for sign-ups until lunch (1:00) then I will send out the roles.
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Roles assigned. PMs being sent. Update and game start to post soon.
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BREAKING NEWS
There has been a horrible accident outside of the village on intervillage 69. A van swerved to avoid hitting a gaming geek who was chasing across the road after a small rabbit shouting "I just need 1 more XP." Unfortunately the Van's driver lost control and his vehicle struck the rabbit and rolled throwing the driver into the road. The driver remains in critical condition at St. Holly Innocent Teresa in need of an emergency lung transplant as his were destroyed by the smell.


It is night.
Collectors must choose a donor.
Employee must choose to check or to visit.
Priest must choose a protection.
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The obligatory :ninja: Austin :ninja:
He's a witch! Burn him!
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Lassr wrote:The obligatory :ninja: Austin :ninja:
He's a witch! Burn him!
Hey! That's my line. You can't kill Austin. I was gonna kill Austin. This game is rigged. I demand someone get sacked!
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Lassr wrote:The obligatory :ninja: Austin :ninja:
He's a witch! Burn him!
It's a false nose.
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I'm the Priest. Who wants protection?
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Grundbegriff wrote:I'm the Priest. Who wants protection?
I'm the priest too and so is my wife.
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Austin wrote:
Grundbegriff wrote:I'm the Priest. Who wants protection?
I'm the priest too and so is my wife.
Well, if you're Anglican, you can't be French.

Good to know.
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Grundbegriff wrote:
Austin wrote:
Grundbegriff wrote:I'm the Priest. Who wants protection?
I'm the priest too and so is my wife.
Well, if you're Anglican, you can't be French.

Good to know.
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Grundbegriff wrote:
Austin wrote:
Grundbegriff wrote:I'm the Priest. Who wants protection?
I'm the priest too and so is my wife.
Well, if you're Anglican, you can't be French.

Good to know.
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<note on front door>

I'm a smoker....you don't want my lungs.

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Austin wrote:
Grundbegriff wrote:
Austin wrote:
Grundbegriff wrote:I'm the Priest. Who wants protection?
I'm the priest too and so is my wife.
Well, if you're Anglican, you can't be French.

Good to know.
Franglocan?
Isn't that a booze? Are you a big drinker?
Does your beak hold more than your belly can?
I'm a smoker....you don't want my lungs.
Does that work? I have asthma.
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Kraegor wrote:<note on front door>

I'm a smoker....you don't want my lungs.

thanks,
Kraegor
Yes we* do... :doh: Didn't you say you wanted an argument?



*we is the royal we, not the French we, which is rather silly when you think about it.
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I guess at any point I can declare this a silly thread and lock it?
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Crap, wait we are playing in the Meaning of Life episode not Holy Grail so Austin is sitting back and waiting for this guy to explode.
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The stomach will not be salvageable but other organs will be.
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lol @ chintashe
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Post by Unagi »

OK, chiming in. :)

I'd also like to declare that all of my organs were treated horribly in college and should hold no appeal for harvesting.

and also:
Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy.
It's divine to own a dick,
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick.
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Unagi wrote:OK, chiming in. :)

I'd also like to declare that all of my organs were treated horribly in college and should hold no appeal for harvesting.
I'd like to point out that my post count has nothing or everything to do with my guilt or innocence.
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... and I'm counting !! :lol: :wink:
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chinStache
chinStache

That is all.
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