Random randomness

dbt1949 · Post by **dbt1949** » Sun Nov 01, 2009 5:01 pm

Vergis Meridith

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Can't say as I am familiar with that person. Burgess Meredith perhaps?

Tscott · Post by **Tscott** » Sun Nov 01, 2009 5:50 pm

LordMortis · Post by **LordMortis** » Mon Nov 02, 2009 9:59 am

We should Fall Back every weekend. The world be a much better place. I think that's they were really singing about when they sang "Put a Little Love in Your Heart."

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An extra hour between Saturday and Sunday every week. How much easier is it to fall asleep at a reasonable hour on Sunday night and how much easier is it to wake up that Monday morning? As a species, we need this. We are killing ourselves with this whole getting up early shit when there is absolutely no need. Why are we being denied? Petition your heartless congress people. We deserve this happiness.

You see it's getting late
Oh please don't hesitate
Put a little love in your heart

And the world will be a better place
And the world will be a better place
For you and me
You just wait and see

Baby you're a rich man
Baby you're a rich man
Baby you're a rich man too
Keep all your money in a big brown bag inside the zoo
Nothing to do
But drink kerosene
Set me on fire kerosene
Set me on fire kerosene
Set me on fire

Which reminds me. I think I may need to take a road trip in 2010. I've never seen DC or NYC or Pennsylvania. I may have to find a way to take a week off and go east this year.

Mr Bubbles · Post by **Mr Bubbles** » Mon Nov 02, 2009 11:52 am

Some people have way too much time on their hands. I envy them.

Kraken · Post by **Kraken** » Mon Nov 02, 2009 1:36 pm

LordMortis wrote:We should Fall Back every weekend.

Funny, I was just thinking this morning how nice it would be to do it every month. I like looking at the clock and finding out that it's earlier than I thought.

LordMortis · Post by **LordMortis** » Mon Nov 02, 2009 1:44 pm

There is a Box Eldar Bug climbing my cube wall. Off the Gray Havens with you.

Tscott · Post by **Tscott** » Tue Nov 03, 2009 12:18 pm

A guy goes into a dentist's office. The dentist says, "How can I help you?"

The guy says, "I'm a moth."

The dentist says, "Excuse me?"

The guy says again, "I'm a moth."

The dentist says, "I think maybe you should be seeing a psychiatrist, not a dentist."

The guy says, "I saw a psychiatrist."

The dentist says, "So what are you doing here?"

The guy says, "Your light was on."

dbt1949 · Post by **dbt1949** » Tue Nov 03, 2009 7:52 pm

Oddly, it took me reading that twice to understand that joke. But then I found it hilarious!

LordMortis · Post by **LordMortis** » Thu Nov 05, 2009 1:42 pm

Why is it vendors want to talk to you before giving you a price on something? I'm doing budgetary research. Give me a price. I drive by, say "hey baby, how much?" If you have the goods and are competitive then I'll let you know. I don't want to meet with you. I don't want to form a relationship with you. I don't want you calling me. I want a price. Your reward for giving me a price is that I might buy something from you and then I will call you back if I want something from you later. Wham bam thank you ma'am. Here's your money now be on your way.

Sweet baby Pancake. I could get a photocopier or a disk array in a day if I could just get a collection of simple quotes to put in front of the boss of me.

LordMortis · Post by **LordMortis** » Thu Nov 05, 2009 2:26 pm

Pushing up daisies and coming up roses seem like totally different ideas.

dbt1949 · Post by **dbt1949** » Thu Nov 05, 2009 2:36 pm

Oops! That wasn't a fart!

NinaPerdida · Post by **NinaPerdida** » Thu Nov 05, 2009 10:03 pm

Giles Habibula · Post by **Giles Habibula** » Sat Nov 07, 2009 2:31 pm

Tscott wrote:

Or...

Grey Fox · Post by **Grey Fox** » Mon Nov 16, 2009 7:04 am

Bianca Beauchamp is so freakin hot!

Giles Habibula · Post by **Giles Habibula** » Tue Nov 17, 2009 1:06 pm

Mr Bubbles wrote:Some people have way too much time on their hands. I envy them.

I knew the kids on the bikes would return!
That dude could work for Iron Maiden someday.

LordMortis · Post by **LordMortis** » Wed Dec 02, 2009 1:32 pm

There is some insidious link between womans' desire to collect the whole set of clothes and their desire to inform me when when I am wearing something new. Who pays attention to other people's new clothes? Except unless maybe when you need to wear sunglasses to get a proper view of them.

My attractions get stranger as I get older. Daniela Ruah has a birth defect in one of her eyes and I think I am in lust.

Normally, eye jilt distracts me to the point of madness. But her eye distraction is mesmerizing, like she is hot werehusky.

Mr Bubbles · Post by **Mr Bubbles** » Wed Dec 02, 2009 1:43 pm

You ever watch a commercial and realize how far removed these things are from reality. Sometimes my mind wanders aimlessly and I think about what would happen in real life if that happened. For example I was watching some credit card commercial talking about reward points and the guys is saying... do you realize we could spend our reward points on anything we want and the wife keeps telling him no... and eventually she points to her dress and he realizes she spent the points on the dress. I just can't help, but thing this would lead to physical harm or arguments in some homes.

Or you can watch a commercial where a kid is trying to act cute, but really is just disrespectful and the parents just laugh. Well I think it's time we had truth in advertising. Maybe we need those same commercials, but with a real response.... You spent the F'ing points on a dress? Did you even decide to discuss this with me before you decided to spent the points on that god awful dress? Damn you woman... we're getting divorced... I will not live in relationship where I am not respected... We are done... You take those points and that dress you spent and enjoy the rest of your life without me!!!

silverjon · Post by **silverjon** » Wed Dec 02, 2009 1:59 pm

LordMortis wrote:Daniela Ruah has a birth defect in one of her eyes and I think I am in lust.

I had no idea who this woman is and thought maybe you meant Daniella Rush... apparently not so.

LordMortis · Post by **LordMortis** » Wed Dec 02, 2009 2:06 pm

silverjon wrote:
LordMortis wrote:Daniela Ruah has a birth defect in one of her eyes and I think I am in lust.
I had no idea who this woman is and thought maybe you meant Daniella Rush... apparently not so.

She's on NCIS Los Angles. A show watched because I didn't change the channel after NCIS. The show is pretty bad but she's hypnotic. If she's is on part of the lead in, I usually don't change the channel.

Tscott · Post by **Tscott** » Wed Dec 02, 2009 2:44 pm

I suppose she's cute, but she's no Cote de Pablo.

I stopped watching NCIS:LA after the second episode, so don't I recall the actress you refer to very well. Though sometime if I think about it, I may try to see if the recent Abby Sciuto in peril crossover episode is on Hulu. If I do, I'll try not to get too distracted by the eyes.

LordMortis · Post by **LordMortis** » Wed Dec 02, 2009 2:53 pm

It's all about her eyes.

I like Kate better than Ziva, even if Ziva has a huge exotic thing going. Mas y mas!

This whole bringing Hollywood to Detroit thing is a great bit Pain In The Ass. I sincerely hope it brings the jobs they say it does. Cedar Rapids, whatever you are, you are in my shit list. The parking lot and road for my Cheap Chicken Wednesday was completely a mess. I can't get a parking space and then it takes over ten minutes to pull out.

Tscott · Post by **Tscott** » Wed Dec 02, 2009 3:08 pm

LordMortis wrote:It's all about her eyes.

Again I say:

LordMortis · Post by **LordMortis** » Thu Dec 03, 2009 9:37 am

You got no faith in the underdog that's why you will not survive bada dada da da bada dada da da da da dun bada dada da da bada dada da da da da dun bum bum bum bum bum

LordMortis · Post by **LordMortis** » Thu Dec 03, 2009 12:34 pm

Holy Hell! I feel horrible for my coworkers. Anyone with a family (which is just about everyone) will be looking at between a $2500 and $3500 a year out of pocket increase for their health insurance (in addition to the company paying more for their insurance). Being single, my employer is currently paying 1/3 of current my salary again into health insurance for me. The dam is going to break very soon.

LordMortis · Post by **LordMortis** » Mon Dec 07, 2009 2:51 pm

How can bodies be so stupid?

It's like I have the antipavlovian response.

The older I get, the better garlic smalls and tastes. It makes me hungry like cinnamon used to when I was younger.

And yet the older I get, the more garlic totally rips apart my insides, leaving an unpleasantness that would make Brian proud.

That amazing aroma just makes me go, "mmmm, how about some intestinal distress. Comeoncomeoncomeonpleeeeease."

Remus West · Post by **Remus West** » Mon Dec 07, 2009 2:53 pm

I would say that was TMI but it is actually good to know just in case we order pizza next gaming session. No Garlic crust. Period.

dbt1949 · Post by **dbt1949** » Mon Dec 07, 2009 3:32 pm

If someone were to kill Barney the Dinosaur would that be considered a hate crime?

Bakhtosh · Post by **Bakhtosh** » Mon Dec 07, 2009 5:51 pm

I hate this job market. I really need to get out of this place, but I can't even take the chance that someone here finds out about me looking for another job. If my boss finds out, I could end up without a job and unable to find another one.

I know, I know...I should just be happy I have a job...but if I don't get away from this passive-aggressive bullshit, I'm gonna end up with a job making license plates for the next 20 years.

LordMortis · Post by **LordMortis** » Wed Dec 09, 2009 11:14 am

If you were to put only one Camper Von Beethoven song on your MP3 player, would it be "Take the Skinheads Bowling", "Tina", or "Where the Hell is Bill"?

Fretmute · Post by **Fretmute** » Wed Dec 09, 2009 12:02 pm

I'm surprised they didn't also list "Fire."

Remus West · Post by **Remus West** » Wed Dec 09, 2009 12:05 pm

How would you expect to refigerate fire?

LordMortis · Post by **LordMortis** » Wed Dec 09, 2009 12:14 pm

Remus West wrote:How would you expect to refigerate fire?

I'm sure they there are frozen samples gonorrhea somewhere.

Unagi · Post by **Unagi** » Wed Dec 09, 2009 12:21 pm

Couldn't Remus just sit down in the snow?

Remus West · Post by **Remus West** » Wed Dec 09, 2009 1:28 pm

Unagi wrote:Couldn't Remus just sit down in the snow?

Your mom promised she wouldn't tell you she gave that to me.

LordMortis · Post by **LordMortis** » Wed Dec 09, 2009 2:03 pm

3rd year in a row they somehow managed to pull bonus money of some sort for the end of the year. I don't know how they do it but I'm thankful for it. 3rd year in a row where I have to figure out if I am going to get a new TV that I've been planning for 7 years or if I am going to commit the money to something practical, like saving toward the payoff amount for my car. 3rd year in a row I have to figure out if I'll go into to stupid mode and blow money on stupid stuff, like going to bars during the christmas break or buying media I don't need. I actually wish I had these kinds of problems all of the time.

Right now paying off my car is looking like the winner. The bonus should be just enough to tip my savings over the payoff amount. It always feels good to get rid of a big debt.

Default · Post by **Default** » Thu Dec 10, 2009 12:11 am

LordMortis wrote: then it takes over ten minutes to pull out.

More lube, perhaps?

YellowKing · Post by **YellowKing** » Thu Dec 10, 2009 9:28 am

I'm having such a backwards Christmas. Usually I get my decorations up early and get my shopping done late. This year I got my shopping done early and haven't put my decorations up yet.

Then my mom informed that due to company coming in, our traditional Christmas morning gathering would instead take place on Christmas Eve.

Remus West · Post by **Remus West** » Thu Dec 10, 2009 11:14 am

I cring every time I read the title of the "My Balls Hurt" thread.

NinaPerdida · Post by **NinaPerdida** » Thu Dec 10, 2009 11:16 am

My dog reminds me of Gollum when he prances around all excitedly.

dbt1949 · Post by **dbt1949** » Thu Dec 10, 2009 2:29 pm

We're getting a free miniature donkey today. I'm naming it "Dumb ass".