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The Preacher sent this to me and it's the funniest site I've seen in months. If your co-workers will freakout about a little language (intentional or otherwise) it might be NSFW, but I think it's safe.

http://damnyouautocorrect.com/" target="_blank

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Which will henceforth be known as TERBIUM!

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To be fair, adolescent power fantasy tripe is way easier to write than absurd existential horror, and every community has got to start somewhere... right?

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I actually had to look that up.
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Me and the co-workers were eating at our favorite BBQ restaraunt named Mojo's. One of the guys sent a Facebook status about us eating there and I replied to his post with:

Mojo's!!

Which my effing MyTouch auto-select picked:

Monosyllable!!

So now any dumb question in the office is answered by this.
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I once emailed a lady friend...

"yummm, I love hot cock!"

F'n autocorrect....it was supposed to read "yummm, I love hot coco"

Needless to say she was hysterically laughing at me for days!
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Oh man, maybe it's just because I've had a long stressful day but I am laughing so hard I am crying.
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Me too, YK.

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I hate autocorrect. A bit less than ramp meters or reality TV, but I hate that motherfucker nonetheless. Fortunately, I'm such a slow texter, that I'm able to catch them all on my phone.
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dedewhale wrote:I once emailed a lady friend...

"yummm, I love hot cock!"

F'n autocorrect....it was supposed to read "yummm, I love hot coco"

Needless to say she was hysterically laughing at me for days!

Well... it's spelled cocoa. Don't blame your phone for choosing the most correct word with the same number of letters. ;)
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noxiousdog wrote:The Preacher sent this to me…
OT: What happened to The Preacher? Any particular reason he's no longer posting here?
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theohall wrote:
dedewhale wrote:I once emailed a lady friend...

"yummm, I love hot cock!"

F'n autocorrect....it was supposed to read "yummm, I love hot coco"

Needless to say she was hysterically laughing at me for days!

Well... it's spelled cocoa. Don't blame your phone for choosing the most correct word with the same number of letters. ;)
yes the correct spelling of cocoa is not lost on me now
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dedewhale wrote:I once emailed a lady friend...

"yummm, I love hot cock!"

F'n autocorrect....it was supposed to read "yummm, I love hot coco"

Needless to say she was hysterically laughing at me for days!
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Darla Hood wrote:
dedewhale wrote:I once emailed a lady friend...

"yummm, I love hot cock!"

F'n autocorrect....it was supposed to read "yummm, I love hot coco"

Needless to say she was hysterically laughing at me for days!
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Odin wrote:
Darla Hood wrote:
dedewhale wrote:I once emailed a lady friend...

"yummm, I love hot cock!"

F'n autocorrect....it was supposed to read "yummm, I love hot coco"

Needless to say she was hysterically laughing at me for days!
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So, my neighbor who works near where I work offered me a ride this morning and a ride back home. As he dropped me off he mentioned where he would pick me up after work.

We were supposed to meet up at 4:15, but he said he needs to leave a little earlier.

Well, lets have this picture tell the rest of the story...

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I'd heard that loading dick was easy. I never realized it was because of the parking.
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Oh God, this one had me crying.

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Ahhh! What is it about that website that makes me laugh so damned hard? I just had to clean my glasses from the tear stains. No joke.
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OMFG, I just about died - had to stop reading because I was laughing so hard I couldn't see the damn screen!

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Oh this one just killed me:

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Yes, autocorrect, for my food order, I really did mean Britney instead of "bring me." Thanks.
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I must have mentioned this one, but we had a testy female worker who sent: "I defiantly agree."
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noxiousdog wrote:The Preacher sent this to me and it's the funniest site I've seen in months. If your co-workers will freakout about a little language (intentional or otherwise) it might be NSFW, but I think it's safe.

http://damnyouautocorrect.com/" target="_blank

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Getting an error trying the site when I paste it.

Working for anyone else?
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Pyperkub wrote: Tue Jun 25, 2024 5:51 pm
noxiousdog wrote:The Preacher sent this to me and it's the funniest site I've seen in months. If your co-workers will freakout about a little language (intentional or otherwise) it might be NSFW, but I think it's safe.

http://damnyouautocorrect.com/" target="_blank

sample:
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Getting an error trying the site when I paste it.

Working for anyone else?
It's a 14 year old post, so - may just be dead.
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I get blocked..says I triggered security measures.
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