Random randomness

GreenGoo · Post by **GreenGoo** » Thu Jun 28, 2012 2:38 pm

Isgrimnur wrote:Why is it only Thursday? WHY?

Why is it so quiet around here today? Entertain me, damnit!

Paingod · Post by **Paingod** » Thu Jun 28, 2012 2:52 pm

Tapittytappitytappitytappitytappity .. tappity .. tappitytappity ... *wheeze* ... tappitytappity ... tappity ... *whoof* ... tap.

Aw, f**k it.

Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap

Isgrimnur · Post by **Isgrimnur** » Thu Jun 28, 2012 2:56 pm

GreenGoo wrote:
Isgrimnur wrote:Why is it only Thursday? WHY?
Why is it so quiet around here today? Entertain me, damnit!

Too busy fixing other people's screwups.

Freezer-TPF- · Post by **Freezer-TPF-** » Thu Jun 28, 2012 3:43 pm

I'm taking a page from the House rulebook and have decided that I am only going to work on projects that are personally interesting to me.

I'm going to need a team, a whiteboard, and an office with glass walls.

Remus West · Post by **Remus West** » Thu Jun 28, 2012 5:16 pm

If you are among the legions of people who find Kate Upton attractive you should google "Kate Upton GQ".

AWS260 · Post by **AWS260** » Fri Jun 29, 2012 10:35 am

I just noticed my first gray nose hair.

Jolor · Post by **Jolor** » Fri Jun 29, 2012 12:51 pm

Got my summer haircut. Also haven't shaved for a week. At that awkward stage where hair is the exact same (short) length on my entire head.
That reminds me. Peaches should be in season soon!

GreenGoo · Post by **GreenGoo** » Fri Jun 29, 2012 1:00 pm

AWS260 wrote:I just noticed my first gray nose hair.

Chest hair has been slowly migrating to a new shade. Gonna be awhile though, before it's the norm and not the odd man out.

Scuzz · Post by **Scuzz** » Fri Jun 29, 2012 1:20 pm

AWS260 wrote:I just noticed my first gray nose hair.

I finally shaved my moustache off years after it went totally gray while the hair on top of my head stayed relatively gray free.

Toe · Post by **Toe** » Fri Jun 29, 2012 1:26 pm

Jolor wrote:G At that awkward stage where hair is the exact same (short) length on my entire head.
That reminds me. Peaches should be in season soon!

I call that the GI Joe cut, in reference to the old-time GI Joe dolls (large action figures I mean

).

pr0ner · Post by **pr0ner** » Sat Jun 30, 2012 9:21 am

A note to morons in the DC area - if a stoplight is out, it's a four way stop. Not a demolition derby arena.

Mr Bubbles · Post by **Mr Bubbles** » Sat Jun 30, 2012 9:25 am

Paula Dean looks like a bird.

GreenGoo · Post by **GreenGoo** » Sat Jun 30, 2012 9:47 am

pr0ner wrote:A note to morons in the DC area - if a stoplight is out, it's a four way stop. Not a demolition derby arena.

hentzau · Post by **hentzau** » Sat Jun 30, 2012 11:18 am

Just got back from a week at Boy Scout camp with a bunch of 9 and 10 year olds. I am one giant chigger bite.

Freezer-TPF- · Post by **Freezer-TPF-** » Sat Jun 30, 2012 11:24 am

The new genie loophole:

Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

Skinypupy · Post by **Skinypupy** » Sat Jun 30, 2012 11:32 am

Remus West wrote:If you are among the legions of people who find Kate Upton attractive you should google "Kate Upton GQ".

I'll be in my bunk.

Isgrimnur · Post by **Isgrimnur** » Sat Jun 30, 2012 9:00 pm

Minecraft hoodie:

Exodor · Post by **Exodor** » Sat Jun 30, 2012 9:03 pm

Remus West wrote:If you are among the legions of people who find Kate Upton attractive you should google "Kate Upton GQ".

Me. In my bunk.

Smoove_B · Post by **Smoove_B** » Sat Jun 30, 2012 10:31 pm

There really is nothing like a dead feral cat under your deck to really ruin an afternoon in your back yard. Awful.

pr0ner · Post by **pr0ner** » Sat Jun 30, 2012 11:42 pm

Smoove_B wrote:There really is nothing like a dead feral cat under your deck to really ruin an afternoon in your back yard. Awful.

At least it's not a skunk?

silverjon · Post by **silverjon** » Sun Jul 01, 2012 1:42 am

The cat comes with more pathos, assuming you like cats.

KKBlue · Post by **KKBlue** » Sun Jul 01, 2012 8:15 am

I'm soooo tired. Guessing this might be simmular to how new parents feel. Nope, no kids here and we are not babysitting... just life coming at us full steam in all it's glory. Been catching up on OO (sitting still) and recalling the week. Damn, nothing but a roller coaster of emotions while on the 24/7 typical life schedule. Finding peace in the call and answer from the birds outside. Which of course reminds me I have to water

up I go.

pr0ner · Post by **pr0ner** » Sun Jul 01, 2012 10:51 am

silverjon wrote:The cat comes with more pathos, assuming you like cats.

Well, I'm not sure if he was talking about the smell, or something more tragic as you're alluding to.

Kelric · Post by **Kelric** » Sun Jul 01, 2012 11:20 am

The fiancee's cat has thrown up three times this morning. She's still asleep, so I got to clean it up. Yay.

Anonymous Bosch · Post by **Anonymous Bosch** » Sun Jul 01, 2012 2:51 pm

Smoove_B wrote:There really is nothing like a dead feral cat under your deck to really ruin an afternoon in your back yard. Awful.

On the bright side, at least it briefly assuaged the New Jersey aromas from your back yard.

Smoove_B · Post by **Smoove_B** » Sun Jul 01, 2012 2:55 pm

We've seen this cat creeping around for the last 3 years or so. I think it might have been a neighbor's barn cat but without a collar and tag, there's no way to be sure.

Anonymous Bosch wrote:On the bright side, at least it briefly assuaged the New Jersey aromas from your back yard.

I've mentioned it before, but if you were a fan of the Sopranos there was an episode where Silvio took Adriana for a car ride. The exit they took is the one I use to get to my house. The only smells out here are corn, Buddleia and (briefly) dead cat.

Anonymous Bosch · Post by **Anonymous Bosch** » Sun Jul 01, 2012 3:15 pm

I was rather grateful that I did not have smell-o-vision while watching the Sopranos, regardless of their chosen backdrop for goomah whacking. But alas, your long-suffering sense of olfaction may simply have become inured to repeated violation by the distinctive pungency of New Jersey.

WPD · Post by **WPD** » Sun Jul 01, 2012 9:22 pm

Lost of my wallet at the movie theater. They can't find it, hopefully it is on the way to some landfill I guess?

MOTHERFUCKER!

Smoove_B · Post by **Smoove_B** » Sun Jul 01, 2012 9:46 pm

I can't help fix the wallet situation, but maybe this will make you feel better -- ska always helps me.

FWIW, I've lost just about everything mentioned in this song at one point or another.

dbt1949 · Post by **dbt1949** » Sun Jul 01, 2012 10:58 pm

That's okay, I lost my mind today. It too is probably on the way to the landfill.

AWS260 · Post by **AWS260** » Mon Jul 02, 2012 1:33 pm

Our long national nightmare is over: Anderson Cooper is finally out of the closet.

tjg_marantz · Post by **tjg_marantz** » Mon Jul 02, 2012 1:52 pm

I am shocked... Okay, not really. Good for him.

Sent from my GT-I9000M using Tapatalk

Isgrimnur · Post by **Isgrimnur** » Mon Jul 02, 2012 2:07 pm

Ditto. It's like hearing that the wiry guy that took dance and theater in HS came out as gay. I seriously doubt many people will be surprised.

LordMortis · Post by **LordMortis** » Mon Jul 02, 2012 2:36 pm

Anyone care for medleys?

http://www.openculture.com/2012/07/a_hi ... Culture%29" target="_blank

LordMortis · Post by **LordMortis** » Mon Jul 02, 2012 4:57 pm

How much fun would it be to live out the old hot wheels commercial?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0Y8tmRY ... r_embedded" target="_blank

KKBlue · Post by **KKBlue** » Mon Jul 02, 2012 7:36 pm

Who would of thought that the same time as I would choose to pee would be the same time as my neighbor would choose to take a dog out to pee, as I lifted the window to the bathroom?

dbt1949 · Post by **dbt1949** » Mon Jul 02, 2012 7:52 pm

Why do I always feel like...........somebody's watching me.........

stessier · Post by **stessier** » Mon Jul 02, 2012 7:55 pm

KKBlue wrote:Who would of thought that the same time as I would choose to pee would be the same time as my neighbor would choose to take a dog out to pee, as I lifted the window to the bathroom?

I think you are doing it wrong.

Default · Post by **Default** » Mon Jul 02, 2012 9:12 pm

My 80 year old dad wants to propose to a woman who's family not only hates him, but has turned him down repeated, and she shows signs of encroaching Alzheimers.

Honestly, this has more red flags than Chairman Mao's birthday parade.

Pyperkub · Post by **Pyperkub** » Mon Jul 02, 2012 9:16 pm

Isgrimnur wrote:Minecraft hoodie:

Reminds me of Mr Oogie Boogie: