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Rock, Paper, Scissors...play a champion

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Just post your choice and I'm confident I'll beat you.
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Paper



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<spoiler>, please! :x
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El Guapo wrote:Scissors.
Rock.

Eat it! I can't be beat.
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hepcat wrote:
El Guapo wrote:Paper.
Rock.

Eat it! I can't be beat.
Or can you? :ninja:
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I call shenanigans. Hep clearly put out paper then quickly balled his post into rock. Judge!
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lalalalalal lalala lala lalala lalalla lalalala lalalalalal lalala lala lalala lall
|| | Rock | ||
... No! Scissors. This is never going to work, thanks to the stupid quote function
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Lava! Put your paper on that! :P

Hey, it's melted rock.
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Points at sky.

See 34 seconds into this video of Swedes playing crokinole.
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PLW wrote:lalalalalal lalala lala lalala lalalla lalalala lalalalalal lalala lala lalala lall
|| | Rock | ||
... No! Scissors. This is never going to work, thanks to the stupid quote function
paper...

...sorry, had to think about it.
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hepcat wrote:
PLW wrote:lalalalalal lalala lala lalala lalalla lalalala lalalalalal lalala lala lalala lall
|| | Rock | ||
... No! Scissors. This is never going to work, thanks to the stupid quote function
paper...

...sorry, had to think about it.

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:lol:
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A god walks among us and his name is Hepcat, His Excellency President for Life, Field Marshall Hepcat, VC, DSO, MC, King of Scotland, Lord of all the Beast of the Earth and Fishes of the Sea and Conqueror of the British Empire in General and Master of Rock, Paper, Scissors.
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1, 2, 3 shoot.

 Hepcat 
 



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:) I hope those guys are back again this year. They were fun.
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I like that idea. Hepcat, play a round against yourself!

(he can't WIN! :horse: )
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I think he will win, because he really do striving hard to do it. :tjg:
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wagnerj wrote:I think he will win, because he really do striving hard to do it. :tjg:

This isn't Bot, Paper, Scissors. What are you doing here?
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Nah, it's a hepcat alt that he made to encourage himself in his rock-paper-scissor matches.
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Rock, paper, scissors, lizard, bot?
That's no reason to cry. One cries because one is sad. For example, I cry because others are stupid, and that makes me sad.
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I think I know why I always eventually lose this game.

I don't do striving hard.
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Ralph-Wiggum wrote:The beginning of Skynet:
We don't know what this says about the relationship between humans and robots. But researchers at the Ishikawa Oku Lab at the University of Toyko have developed a robot hand that can beat a human 100 percent of the time in a game of "rock, paper, scissors."
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PAPER
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bb2112 wrote:
Ralph-Wiggum wrote:The beginning of Skynet:
We don't know what this says about the relationship between humans and robots. But researchers at the Ishikawa Oku Lab at the University of Toyko have developed a robot hand that can beat a human 100 percent of the time in a game of "rock, paper, scissors."
Video included in the link.
Slo-mo proves the robot cheats. Human hand is open showing paper BEFORE the robot responds. I call serious SHENANIGANS!!!!!
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ROCK!



Damn it! :(
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Remus West wrote:ROCK!



Damn it! :(
You suck.
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