Random randomness

stessier · Post by **stessier** » Fri Aug 03, 2012 1:04 pm

Freezer-TPF- wrote:Wet roads look better on film, especially at night since they will reflect light and add drama/depth to the scene.

Plus, it avoids continuity problems in case it rains during shooting. If the ground is always wet, no problem!

Ah, interesting! It's never bothered me, just one of those - hmmmm, I wonder why? - kind of things.

Mr Bubbles · Post by **Mr Bubbles** » Fri Aug 03, 2012 6:20 pm

Kristine Stewart is a trampyre

stessier · Post by **stessier** » Fri Aug 03, 2012 7:21 pm

Mr Bubbles wrote:Kristine Stewart is a trampype

Think you mispelled that.

Mr Bubbles · Post by **Mr Bubbles** » Fri Aug 03, 2012 8:19 pm

stessier wrote:
Mr Bubbles wrote:Kristine Stewart is a trampype
Think you mispelled that.

Thanks for quoting it.. Now I definitely can't correct it..
I hate you

Kelric · Post by **Kelric** » Sat Aug 04, 2012 8:43 am

Waking up at 6:30 on a Saturday morning is puppies.

Brian · Post by **Brian** » Sat Aug 04, 2012 8:51 am

Kelric wrote:Waking up at 6:30 on a Saturday morning is puppies.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

I was up at 4:30.

Not even for any particular reason. Just fucking woke up.

Skinypupy · Post by **Skinypupy** » Sat Aug 04, 2012 10:31 am

Kelric wrote:Waking up at 6:30 on a Saturday morning is puppies.

I would kill to be able to actually sleep until 6:30. If the dog, cat, or child doesn't have me up by 5:30, my internal clock will.

dbt1949 · Post by **dbt1949** » Sat Aug 04, 2012 10:32 am

My stepson came in the house after I had gone to sleep so he could watch a movie he rented. I woke up and saw the lite on and almost shot him.
Crap! I missed a golden opportunity!

Post by **godhugh** » Sat Aug 04, 2012 10:45 am

Skinypupy wrote:
Kelric wrote:Waking up at 6:30 on a Saturday morning is puppies.
I would kill to be able to actually sleep until 6:30. If the dog, cat, or child doesn't have me up by 5:30, my internal clock will.

Seriously, sleeping in until 6:30 is awesome.

KKBlue · Post by **KKBlue** » Sat Aug 04, 2012 10:53 am

dbt1949 wrote:... and almost shot him.

So you shoot to kill eh? No warning shot or limb wound, right straight for kill?
It's amazing to me how you don't get more respect from him just letting him know he was almost a goner. Did cha walk out into the room with a gun in your hand at least?

dbt1949 · Post by **dbt1949** » Sat Aug 04, 2012 11:53 am

I had my Judge (410 revolver) in my hand but recognized his voice before I got out of my room so he never saw it.I told him I almost shot him tho.
Didn't seem to bother him.

Jaymann · Post by **Jaymann** » Sat Aug 04, 2012 1:23 pm

Guns don't kill people, bullets do.

dbt1949 · Post by **dbt1949** » Sat Aug 04, 2012 2:09 pm

They do if you beat him over his stupid head with it!

gbasden · Post by **gbasden** » Sat Aug 04, 2012 6:54 pm

godhugh wrote:
Skinypupy wrote:
Kelric wrote:Waking up at 6:30 on a Saturday morning is puppies.
I would kill to be able to actually sleep until 6:30. If the dog, cat, or child doesn't have me up by 5:30, my internal clock will.
Seriously, sleeping in until 6:30 is awesome.

If I ever have to be up at 6:30, it definitely does not count as sleeping in.

Smoove_B · Post by **Smoove_B** » Sat Aug 04, 2012 7:01 pm

Having a major sense of time loss. It started a few months ago when I looked at my STEAM achievements for Civ 5, thinking the last time I touched it was back in the Fall of 2011. However, apparently the last time I touched it was September of 2010. I just had it happen again. I thought for sure I finished Fallout 3 New Vegas during the spring or summer of 2011. However, it looks like I actually finished it around Christmas of 2010. It's like I lost a year of my life. Is this what happens when you get old? Your memories just sort of blink in and out?

dbt1949 · Post by **dbt1949** » Sat Aug 04, 2012 7:35 pm

Say what?

Kraken · Post by **Kraken** » Sat Aug 04, 2012 11:47 pm

Not only do I sometimes glance at a calendar to remember what year it is...I sometimes misplace the decade. Every time I get used to one, it changes.

Shinjin · Post by **Shinjin** » Sun Aug 05, 2012 3:40 am

Skinypupy wrote:Wow, Dead Can Dance's new single "Amnesia" is a stunning beautiful song.

Wha? I stopped looking for new material back in the 90's when they broke things off. Thanks!

KKBlue · Post by **KKBlue** » Sun Aug 05, 2012 4:20 pm

I've always wanted to wash a car during a rain storm. Almost pulled the jeep out but didn't. It's thundering now and the lightening strikes have been pretty close the past few storms, so I'll sit this opportunity out. Maybe next time.

Edit to add (an hour or so later)...
I did go outside and just stand in the rain. It was the second storm of the day. I initially went outside to play around with the attachment to the rain barrel cause it was over flowing. By the time I was done, I was soaked. What the hell, might as well just hang out in the rain till the storm passes. I stood and moved around the yard here and there, 5 more minutes in a warm downpour, it was awesome.

Jag · Post by **Jag** » Mon Aug 06, 2012 3:14 pm

So I pull into the company parking lot this morning and see one of the local ducks, except he's just sitting on the asphalt, bouncing around. As I get closer I see he's bouncing on something and OH MY GOD HE'S KILLING ANOTHER DUC..oh wait

Yes, it was a duck fuck.

Remus West · Post by **Remus West** » Tue Aug 07, 2012 9:49 am

Was he charged a buck?

dbt1949 · Post by **dbt1949** » Tue Aug 07, 2012 10:11 am

Eider way.

Isgrimnur · Post by **Isgrimnur** » Wed Aug 08, 2012 1:57 pm

Facebook: Where intelligent conversation goes to die.

funnygirl · Post by **funnygirl** » Thu Aug 09, 2012 9:45 am

Jag wrote:So I pull into the company parking lot this morning and see one of the local ducks, except he's just sitting on the asphalt, bouncing around. As I get closer I see he's bouncing on something and OH MY GOD HE'S KILLING ANOTHER DUC..oh wait

Yes, it was a duck fuck.

That reminds me of taking a kindergarten class on a field trip to the zoo. "Wow, look at the POOP!" was the main topic of conversation for the five year olds, so in order to distract them from the poop topic we tried pointing out things of interest - like the duck climbing up on a log - oh wait, that isn't a log, it's another duck - "Wow, look at the poop."

Unagi · Post by **Unagi** » Thu Aug 09, 2012 9:46 am

Remus West wrote:Was he charged a buck?

They put it on his bill.

Brian · Post by **Brian** » Thu Aug 09, 2012 10:22 am

funnygirl wrote: in order to distract them from the poop topic we tried pointing out things of interest - like the duck climbing up on a log - oh wait, that isn't a log, it's another duck - "Wow, look at the poop."

It could always have been worse. At least it wasn't a monkey sexually violating a frog.

Skinypupy · Post by **Skinypupy** » Thu Aug 09, 2012 10:22 am

funnygirl wrote:
Jag wrote:So I pull into the company parking lot this morning and see one of the local ducks, except he's just sitting on the asphalt, bouncing around. As I get closer I see he's bouncing on something and OH MY GOD HE'S KILLING ANOTHER DUC..oh wait

Yes, it was a duck fuck.
That reminds me of taking a kindergarten class on a field trip to the zoo. "Wow, look at the POOP!" was the main topic of conversation for the five year olds, so in order to distract them from the poop topic we tried pointing out things of interest - like the duck climbing up on a log - oh wait, that isn't a log, it's another duck - "Wow, look at the poop."

The last 3 times we've been to the zoo, the giant tortoises have been going at it. The sound they make during the act continually haunts my dreams.

Jag · Post by **Jag** » Thu Aug 09, 2012 11:06 am

I don't know if it was the shock of seeing it so early in the morning (lucky mallards!) or the fact they were just bouncing around on the hot asphalt with cars driving next to their canard coitus.

I figured they would look for a nice cool shady wooded glade. Arrange a comfy nest or something. Maybe they were Jersey ducks in Ft. Lauderdale for spring break.

bb2112 · Post by **bb2112** » Thu Aug 09, 2012 5:53 pm

Brian wrote:
It could always have been worse. At least it wasn't a monkey sexually violating a frog.

Kraken · Post by **Kraken** » Thu Aug 09, 2012 6:20 pm

bb2112 wrote:
Brian wrote:
It could always have been worse. At least it wasn't a monkey sexually violating a frog.

That's one link I'll never click.

stessier · Post by **stessier** » Thu Aug 09, 2012 7:03 pm

Kraken wrote:
bb2112 wrote:
Brian wrote:
It could always have been worse. At least it wasn't a monkey sexually violating a frog.

That's one link I'll never click.

Yeah, it's as bad as you might imagine. Although I am ashamed to admit I cracked up at the 0:34 mark.

Remus West · Post by **Remus West** » Thu Aug 09, 2012 9:23 pm

stessier wrote:
Kraken wrote:
bb2112 wrote:
Brian wrote:
It could always have been worse. At least it wasn't a monkey sexually violating a frog.

That's one link I'll never click.
Yeah, it's as bad as you might imagine. Although I am ashamed to admit I cracked up at the 0:34 mark.

You can try and get me to click that by suggesting there is funny there but it won't work. Chaosraven will be along to click it later then complain to me that he shouldn't have clicked.

Smoove_B · Post by **Smoove_B** » Thu Aug 09, 2012 9:51 pm

It's not gore or anything -- just showing how creative our simian cousins can be.

Brian · Post by **Brian** » Thu Aug 09, 2012 10:03 pm

Just shows we aren't the only tool using creatures.

Mr Bubbles · Post by **Mr Bubbles** » Thu Aug 09, 2012 10:04 pm

Oh come on.. how many didn't know the frog is the chimps fleshlight...

KKBlue · Post by **KKBlue** » Fri Aug 10, 2012 12:08 am

I didn't watch the whole thing. Think I stopped before the 34 marker but don't want to go back and check for fear of image burning

Default · Post by **Default** » Fri Aug 10, 2012 7:20 am

Ummmmm, not looking at that link.
To cleanse the mental palate, a pick of a town in Germany that I visited back on vacation.

Default · Post by **Default** » Fri Aug 10, 2012 7:28 am

dbt1949 · Post by **dbt1949** » Fri Aug 10, 2012 8:40 am

Next time I go to the zoo I'm going to bring a bag of shit to throw at the monkeys.

KKBlue · Post by **KKBlue** » Fri Aug 10, 2012 11:12 am

The other day (Tuesday) a friend was coming over the house to talk computers. I knew I didn't have the energy and popped some coffee beans and chocolate chip (lazy way for chocolate covered beans). This morning I had iced coffee. Really loving the caffein buzz but know the slippery slope of coffee addiction, I've toyed with it throughout my life. Guess I'm just board and want another physical challenge.