YouTube videos - post'm if ya got'm nsfw possible.

Daehawk · Post by **Daehawk** » Wed Apr 10, 2013 5:18 pm

Not sure if the hippo or the lady who asked "What was that?" has more problems.

Sectoid · Post by **Sectoid** » Thu Apr 11, 2013 12:09 am

So wrong, but so
Funny

Vorret · Post by **Vorret** » Thu Apr 11, 2013 7:12 am

Sectoid wrote:So wrong, but so
Funny

Dunno... I expected goat funny but sadly it wasn't.

Sectoid · Post by **Sectoid** » Thu Apr 11, 2013 2:47 pm

Vorret wrote:
Sectoid wrote:So wrong, but so
Funny
Dunno... I expected goat funny but sadly it wasn't.

All YouTube videos can't be goats...sadly.

Vorret · Post by **Vorret** » Thu Apr 11, 2013 3:29 pm

Sectoid wrote:
Vorret wrote:
Sectoid wrote:So wrong, but so
Funny
Dunno... I expected goat funny but sadly it wasn't.
All YouTube videos can't be goats...sadly.

Can't you make it happen?
Pretty please

Daehawk · Post by **Daehawk** » Fri Apr 12, 2013 3:57 am

Our moon if replaced by the planets in our solar system at the same distance

I was expecting...bigger.

Did we have 2 moons?

Our moon and what it means / does.

Ralph-Wiggum · Post by **Ralph-Wiggum** » Fri Apr 12, 2013 9:10 am

Triumph the Insult Comic visits the Real Housewives of Atlanta.

Kraken · Post by **Kraken** » Tue Apr 16, 2013 2:47 am

Jar-Jar the Octopus

Ralph-Wiggum · Post by **Ralph-Wiggum** » Tue Apr 16, 2013 11:12 am

A video by my friends who are looking for someone to adopt their duck. It's gotten 170,000+ views in three days!

Vorret · Post by **Vorret** » Tue Apr 16, 2013 11:41 am

Ralph-Wiggum wrote:A video by my friends who are looking for someone to adopt their duck. It's gotten 170,000+ views in three days!

awww

Daehawk · Post by **Daehawk** » Tue Apr 16, 2013 5:55 pm

Stewart and Sirtis actually voiced this

msduncan · Post by **msduncan** » Tue Apr 16, 2013 8:04 pm

Why you askin all these questions?

stessier · Post by **stessier** » Thu Apr 18, 2013 8:47 am

Live from the 413

Not funny - well, unless you grew up there like I did. Oddly nostalgic - the vids do a good job of hitting the landmarks everyone from there will be familiar with. Chez Joseph made me laugh out loud.

Vorret · Post by **Vorret** » Thu Apr 18, 2013 1:41 pm

Cat loves licking the vacuum

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1KCSOtzK ... r_embedded" target="_blank

Vorret · Post by **Vorret** » Thu Apr 18, 2013 1:42 pm

Cat loves licking the vacuum

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1KCSOtzK ... r_embedded" target="_blank

Moat_Man · Post by **Moat_Man** » Fri Apr 19, 2013 1:12 am

Patton Oswalt's Star Wars Filibuster - Parks and Recreation

El Guapo · Post by **El Guapo** » Fri Apr 19, 2013 2:56 am

From a cracked article on video game endings - Jax's ending from MK4. Holy crap is this awesome/hilarious:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=pl ... NkRvcUn6VM" target="_blank

Vorret · Post by **Vorret** » Fri Apr 19, 2013 8:23 am

El Guapo wrote:From a cracked article on video game endings - Jax's ending from MK4. Holy crap is this awesome/hilarious:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=pl ... NkRvcUn6VM" target="_blank

Wow... thanks for spoiling the end.

stessier · Post by **stessier** » Fri Apr 19, 2013 11:10 am

What happens when you wring out a soaking wet cloth in zero g?

Isgrimnur · Post by **Isgrimnur** » Mon Apr 22, 2013 3:49 pm

Eat Ramen like a boss.

Sectoid · Post by **Sectoid** » Mon Apr 22, 2013 8:28 pm

For Vorret.

Daehawk · Post by **Daehawk** » Mon Apr 22, 2013 9:18 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3lKwkn6JT74" target="_blank

Cop is writing a Ferrari a ticket and the guy jumps in and tries to leave. Which is legal I do believe. Cop sticks his foot under the wheel so the guy can't leave. guy doesn't see it and runs over cop's foot. Cop then slaps the hell out of the car with his hand and jerks the guy out and throws him down and arrests him.

To me I dont see this standing up in court. If it was me as judge I'd do what someone in the comments said..dock the cop his checks to pay for any damage to the car and make him apologize to the guy. I'd be surprised if the guy didn't sue the city for that crap. Im usually pro police but this time I'd have an urge to get out of my car and deck the sob.

Holman · Post by **Holman** » Mon Apr 22, 2013 10:06 pm

Daehawk wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3lKwkn6JT74

Cop is writing a Ferrari a ticket and the guy jumps in and tries to leave. Which is legal I do believe. Cop sticks his foot under the wheel so the guy can't leave. guy doesn't see it and runs over cop's foot. Cop then slaps the hell out of the car with his hand and jerks the guy out and throws him down and arrests him.

To me I dont see this standing up in court. If it was me as judge I'd do what someone in the comments said..dock the cop his checks to pay for any damage to the car and make him apologize to the guy. I'd be surprised if the guy didn't sue the city for that crap. Im usually pro police but this time I'd have an urge to get out of my car and deck the sob.

I dunno.

In police eyes, stepping in front of the vehicle puts the cop in harm's way (even if he could easily have stepped aside), so rolling the car forward on him constitutes assaulting an officer. He was unnecessarily harsh in getting the driver out of the car, that's for sure, but I'm not sure I would call it brutality.

My visceral reactions are biased by my belief that anyone who owns a Ferrari and would try to push somebody with it is a special kind of douchebag.

Kraken · Post by **Kraken** » Mon Apr 22, 2013 10:14 pm

Was it a parking ticket or moving violation? Car looks parked to me.

nasai · Post by **nasai** » Mon Apr 22, 2013 10:34 pm

Cop clearly wins. He's doing his job. Douche boy thinks he can skate. He can't.

cheeba · Post by **cheeba** » Mon Apr 22, 2013 10:46 pm

Guy spends a quarter million bucks on a car and has to be a bitch about a $100 or whatever ticket?

Zurai · Post by **Zurai** » Tue Apr 23, 2013 12:09 am

According to the video description, the car had just been retrieved by a valet at the hotel when the cop started writing the ticket (or at least, the valet was the one who parked it there, because the guy who made the video specifically states that the car owner retrieved his keys from the valet immediately before this all starts). There's no clear indication of why the car is being ticketed since it isn't illegally parked, it has a license plate, etc.

EDIT: Also apparently witnesses claim he didn't actually run over the cop's foot, although that seems hard to prove one way or the other unless there's broken bones or whatever.

KKBlue · Post by **KKBlue** » Tue Apr 23, 2013 8:38 am

I feel that neither one of the men acted correctly in a civilized community.

Here is an April 4th 2013 update

Manhattan prosecutors agreed yesterday to drop the misdemeanor assault case against Julien Chabbott, 29 -- the former boyfriend of blonde reality star Stephanie Pratt -- explaining that while the cop's injury was painful at the time, it wasn't serious in the long term.

Zurai · Post by **Zurai** » Tue Apr 23, 2013 1:06 pm

KKBlue wrote:I feel that neither one of the men acted correctly in a civilized community.

Yeah, I agree entirely with that.

Daehawk · Post by **Daehawk** » Wed Apr 24, 2013 2:39 am

How The Empire Strikes Back should have ended

KKBlue · Post by **KKBlue** » Wed Apr 24, 2013 10:39 pm

Kmart will ship it to you for free if you can't find it in the store.

PLW · Post by **PLW** » Thu Apr 25, 2013 9:55 am

Michael Shannon channels Rebecca Martinson's insane and equally amazing letter to her Delta Gamma sorority sisters. (NSFW, language)

Paingod · Post by **Paingod** » Thu Apr 25, 2013 11:07 am

PLW wrote:Michael Shannon...(NSFW, language)

I think that worked out pretty well.

DD* · Post by DD* » Thu Apr 25, 2013 1:17 pm

Ralph-Wiggum wrote:Triumph the Insult Comic visits the Real Housewives of Atlanta.

OMG, that is freaking hilarious! Love Triumph!

Daehawk · Post by **Daehawk** » Fri Apr 26, 2013 12:00 am

R. Lee Ermey snafu edition of Mail Call ...bloopers and such..NSFW for language.

Holman · Post by **Holman** » Fri Apr 26, 2013 10:50 am

Latvian river whirlpool devours all that comes near.

It looks kind of serene until it begins to absolutely destroy huge chunks of anything floating down the river.

Kraken · Post by **Kraken** » Fri Apr 26, 2013 11:57 am

Holman wrote:Latvian river whirlpool devours all that comes near.

It looks kind of serene until it begins to absolutely destroy huge chunks of anything floating down the river.

Impressive. I wonder where all that water and flotsam is going. Must be an underground river.

Daehawk · Post by **Daehawk** » Fri Apr 26, 2013 2:19 pm

I dont think Id stand so close to that after seeing THIS

morlac · Post by **morlac** » Fri Apr 26, 2013 2:29 pm

Kraken wrote:
Holman wrote:Latvian river whirlpool devours all that comes near.

It looks kind of serene until it begins to absolutely destroy huge chunks of anything floating down the river.
Impressive. I wonder where all that water and flotsam is going. Must be an underground river.

Or a cave system or a salt mine

Isgrimnur · Post by **Isgrimnur** » Sat Apr 27, 2013 8:37 pm

Cats vs. treadmill