Battle of the Presidents

Newcastle · Post by **Newcastle** » Wed Dec 11, 2013 7:27 pm

i'd drop a self vote on myself, and i am at n-1 right now, but ...i am hesitant simply because i think it would take away from any analytical value. As poor as my ploy and self driven train are. But if i hang around n-1 long enough i'd be happy to self scoop.

Newcastle · Post by **Newcastle** » Wed Dec 11, 2013 7:39 pm

Lassr wrote:

Very tricky evil ploy or legit...

thinking...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SbifWUl0NbQ" target="_blank

Because i am a Pearjam head

And i cant think of a better way....

/puts on flannel
/straps on the dock martins
/enters the great mosh pit of the above

Newcastle · Post by **Newcastle** » Wed Dec 11, 2013 8:28 pm

newcastle

because i hate being half on and half off, and now i know i am totally and fully out.

I have no real suspects for anyone. Sorry for the self vote, but its for the best.

Later, and may the democratic hunting be good!

Lassr · Post by **Lassr** » Wed Dec 11, 2013 10:19 pm

Scoop20906 · Post by **Scoop20906** » Wed Dec 11, 2013 10:37 pm

Remus West wrote:
Scoop20906 wrote:I have no problem shooting Newcastle. I read one of his posts as "I'm a special" or "I need to fake a special". Either way I wanted no part of it.

However since he asked so nicely and my only other target is theohall.

Shoot Newcastle

It's a disappointment because I love his banter.
What a very odd phrasing.

I think my affection for Newcastle affected my decisions last game as well. Frankly I really don't think he is baddie but he is a safe vote according to him and has asked to be targeted.

Newcastle · Post by **Newcastle** » Wed Dec 11, 2013 10:48 pm

Lassr wrote:

that i self voted? C'mon the day was just going to drag, i get voted off. Its a safe vote. You really weren't gonna get too much more data. Yeah you can see who did the mercy killing, but my impatience to go BOOM won out.

/queue dramatic music

Spoiler:

Remus West · Post by **Remus West** » Wed Dec 11, 2013 11:02 pm

If you are telling the truth then self voting was a very bad idea. Should have let the mob decide.

Moliere · Post by **Moliere** » Wed Dec 11, 2013 11:33 pm

Vorret -> Scoop20906, theohall, Newcastle
triggercut -> theohall, Qantaga
Newcastle -> Vorret, Remus West, theohall, Chaosraven, Scoop20906, Newcastle
RMC -> Remus West, theohall
El Guapo -> Vorret, Newcastle
Scoop20906 -> El Guapo, Vorret, Remus West, theohall, Scoop20906, theohall, Newcastle
Lassr -> Scoop20906, theohall
theohall -> triggercut, Remus West, Qantaga
bb2112 -> El Guapo, Newcastle
Remus West -> Vorret, Scoop20906, theohall, Newcastle
Qantaga ->
Chaosraven -> Newcastle, theohall, Newcastle
tru1cy -> theohall
J.D. -> Newcastle

theohall (3): Lassr, tru1cy, RMC
Newcastle (8): El Guapo, Remus West, Chaosraven, bb2112, J.D., Vorret, Scoop20906, Newcastle
Qantaga (2): triggercut, theohall

Voting has closed. After many days of name calling, mocking Canadians, and grandstanding the a caucus was formed to investigate who amongst these loyal, patriotic, god fearing Republicans might be a low down scoundrel Democrat. The battle raged back and forth until two candidates appeared in the lead: theohall and Newcastle. In a very un-politician way Newcastle requested that he be shot for treason in order to save theohall and for the long-term benefit of the group. After some trepidation the caucus voted in the affirmative with Newcastle casting the deciding vote. In a final bid goodbye Newcastle recites the pledge of allegiance, raises the gun to his head and pulls the trigger. And like all Republicans his blood flows red, not the black goo of a Democrat.

It is now Night One.
Specials send in your orders.

theohall · Post by **theohall** » Thu Dec 12, 2013 12:06 am

triggercut · Post by **triggercut** » Thu Dec 12, 2013 1:24 am

That was ridiculous, Newcastle.

Ridiculous.

And, also, EXTREMELY unhelpful for the GOP.

Vorret · Post by **Vorret** » Thu Dec 12, 2013 7:01 am

He's enjoying this scooping thing a bit too much

El Guapo · Post by **El Guapo** » Thu Dec 12, 2013 12:15 pm

Yeah, that was stupid. At least we didn't kill or out a special on day 1! That counts as a rousing success for the village these days.

Vorret · Post by **Vorret** » Thu Dec 12, 2013 12:24 pm

El Guapo wrote:Yeah, that was stupid. At least we didn't kill or out a special on day 1! That counts as a rousing success for the village these days.

lol
have to admit last game was quite insane

Moliere · Post by **Moliere** » Thu Dec 12, 2013 4:07 pm

After a night of hookers and blow the politicians make their way back into the meeting hall. Hanging from the ceiling is Lassr with a sign on his chest saying “Republican dog”.

It is now Day 2. Seven votes are required for the next person to be shot for treason.

Vorret · Post by **Vorret** » Thu Dec 12, 2013 4:10 pm

Didn't expect Lassr.
In fact, I have no idea why Lassr is dead right now.

Remus West · Post by **Remus West** » Thu Dec 12, 2013 4:29 pm

Vorret wrote:Didn't expect Lassr.
In fact, I have no idea why Lassr is dead right now.

Probably because of how dead on he had been in the last few games. With nothing to go on as far as who may be specials why not take a shot at him?

triggercut · Post by **triggercut** » Thu Dec 12, 2013 5:00 pm

Huh. I almost made a big ol' push on Lassr yesterday, too.

So yeah, I'm on top of things!

RMC · Post by **RMC** » Thu Dec 12, 2013 5:16 pm

Remus West

Why? Because he did not like Lassr.

And I actually have no idea who is a baddie, but Remus is always a good bet in my book.

Lassr · Post by **Lassr** » Thu Dec 12, 2013 7:33 pm

theohall · Post by **theohall** » Thu Dec 12, 2013 8:08 pm

triggercut wrote:Huh. I almost made a big ol' push on Lassr yesterday, too.

So yeah, I'm on top of things!

that's enough for me

triggercut

Scoop20906 · Post by **Scoop20906** » Thu Dec 12, 2013 8:09 pm

Newcastle and now Lassr gone back to back. Was Lassr onto anyone yesterday? When Newcastle and I asked he didn't say but I guess he may have spooked the dems. Need to go back and look.

Scoop20906 · Post by **Scoop20906** » Thu Dec 12, 2013 9:28 pm

Lassr wrote: Scoop

I hate tea parties!

Lassr wrote:I think Scoop is over compensating for something...that something is probably being a democrat.

Looking through his votes, not looking so good for me so

Lassr wrote:
Remus West wrote:
triggercut wrote:I'm not above making shit up to get others to join me.
If that is not a core Republican value then I don't know what is. Count me in.
theohall

True, I think that makes triggercut Rush Limbaugh.

theohall

He did like the vote for theohall.

Lassr wrote:
Newcastle wrote:
hey lassr what's your gut say? your hounding instincts, where they telling you to hound at?
too early, I got nothing right now.

But in the end...

bb2112 · Post by **bb2112** » Thu Dec 12, 2013 10:38 pm

I regret that Lassr has but one life to give for his country. Triggercut

triggercut · Post by **triggercut** » Thu Dec 12, 2013 11:12 pm

Silliness.

theohall is just doing his usual theohall stuff.

bb2112 should know better.

bb2112

triggercut · Post by **triggercut** » Thu Dec 12, 2013 11:14 pm

bb2112 wrote:I'm scared to put Theo at N -1. Theo, any last words before I drop a vote and someone scoops you?

theohall and bb2112 are very unlikely to knowingly be on the same team. Therefore I conclude that one can be a badguy, but not both.

triggercut · Post by **triggercut** » Thu Dec 12, 2013 11:18 pm

triggercut wrote:
bb2112 wrote:I'm scared to put Theo at N -1. Theo, any last words before I drop a vote and someone scoops you?
theohall and bb2112 are very unlikely to knowingly be on the same team. Therefore I conclude that one can be a badguy, but not both.

Unless, that is, that bb2112 saw theo as a lost cause and decided to jump in at N-1 on a fellow Democrat to give himself some clearance.

Interestingly, here's where theohall's train went:

theohall (6): Vorret, triggercut, Lassr, Remus West, tru1cy, Chaosraven

I pulled out to put a vote on Qantaga, mostly because he hadn't really done much, but also because I wasn't totally sold on theohall as a Democrat. He's up to his usually forest-for-the-trees stuff, but that doesn't make him team badguy, at least not yet.

In any event, once my vote was out, a brief time later Scoop put theohall back at 6.

Scoop20906 · Post by **Scoop20906** » Thu Dec 12, 2013 11:18 pm

Shoot that bleeding heart liberal RMC

Going on a hunch here.

RMC · Post by **RMC** » Thu Dec 12, 2013 11:33 pm

Scoop20906 wrote: Shoot that bleeding heart liberal RMC

Going on a hunch here.

Hey, I like my hookers and blow way too much to be a democrat.

Now Remus West likes to smoke dope, I have heard, and that is a liberal choice of drug....

Hookers and blow, all the rage with us Republicans.

Scoop20906 · Post by **Scoop20906** » Thu Dec 12, 2013 11:34 pm

You didn't mention TEA, RMC!!!

RMC · Post by **RMC** » Fri Dec 13, 2013 12:08 am

Scoop20906 wrote:You didn't mention TEA, RMC!!!

Umm... Because Hookers and Blow are better than any tea party. I am old school republican. Not this new fangled tea party stuff.

theohall · Post by **theohall** » Fri Dec 13, 2013 1:25 am

I am all for Truly Elected Americans. No idea why someone doubts this important issue. After all, a TEA party started our most outstanding Republic.

Scoop20906 · Post by **Scoop20906** » Fri Dec 13, 2013 1:28 am

theohall wrote:I am all for Truly Elected Americans. No idea why someone doubts this important issue. After all, a TEA party started our most outstanding Republic.

DRINK TEA FOR FREEDOM!!!

bb2112 · Post by **bb2112** » Fri Dec 13, 2013 11:18 am

triggercut wrote:
triggercut wrote:
bb2112 wrote:I'm scared to put Theo at N -1. Theo, any last words before I drop a vote and someone scoops you?
theohall and bb2112 are very unlikely to knowingly be on the same team. Therefore I conclude that one can be a badguy, but not both.
Unless, that is, that bb2112 saw theo as a lost cause and decided to jump in at N-1 on a fellow Democrat to give himself some clearance.

Dammit Trig! You gotme. There come a time in ever Umericans life whn you have to stand up Freedom and Jesus. My time is know, my place is her.

So if you wanto join Godfearing Umericans everywhre, then stand wit me in solidarity and vte El Guapo.

Triggercut

RMC · Post by **RMC** » Fri Dec 13, 2013 11:25 am

bb2112 wrote:
triggercut wrote:
triggercut wrote:
bb2112 wrote:I'm scared to put Theo at N -1. Theo, any last words before I drop a vote and someone scoops you?
theohall and bb2112 are very unlikely to knowingly be on the same team. Therefore I conclude that one can be a badguy, but not both.
Unless, that is, that bb2112 saw theo as a lost cause and decided to jump in at N-1 on a fellow Democrat to give himself some clearance.
Dammit Trig! You gotme. There come a time in ever Umericans life whn you have to stand up Freedom and Jesus. My time is know, my place is her.

So if you wanto join Godfearing Umericans everywhre, then stand wit me in solidarity and vte El Guapo.

Triggercut

Ummm... Withdraw Remus West

BB2112

Because...Umm just read the post... I think the hookers and blow have destroyed this democrats mind..

Remus West · Post by **Remus West** » Fri Dec 13, 2013 12:44 pm

I could vote bb2112 mostly because LM posting habits and squirrel pictures are not going to give us anything to judge by later.

bb2112 · Post by **bb2112** » Fri Dec 13, 2013 2:04 pm

Remus West wrote:I could vote bb2112 mostly because LM posting habits and squirrel pictures are not going to give us anything to judge by later.

Yes, because day one there was so much solid information out there for everyone to form strong opinions.

Remus West

triggercut · Post by **triggercut** » Fri Dec 13, 2013 2:13 pm

Honestly, the footsie between bb2112 and el guapo is kinda freakin' me out.

Scoop20906 · Post by **Scoop20906** » Fri Dec 13, 2013 2:40 pm

bb2112 wrote:
triggercut wrote:
triggercut wrote:
bb2112 wrote:I'm scared to put Theo at N -1. Theo, any last words before I drop a vote and someone scoops you?
theohall and bb2112 are very unlikely to knowingly be on the same team. Therefore I conclude that one can be a badguy, but not both.
Unless, that is, that bb2112 saw theo as a lost cause and decided to jump in at N-1 on a fellow Democrat to give himself some clearance.
Dammit Trig! You gotme. There come a time in ever Umericans life whn you have to stand up Freedom and Jesus. My time is know, my place is her.

So if you wanto join Godfearing Umericans everywhre, then stand wit me in solidarity and vte El Guapo.

Triggercut

This is a silly side of BB I've never seen. Interesting. Combine that with the squirrels and ... ???

Naw, too out there for a dem I think.

Vorret · Post by **Vorret** » Fri Dec 13, 2013 2:45 pm

It's quite out of character, good coverup.

BB

theohall · Post by **theohall** » Fri Dec 13, 2013 3:37 pm

triggercut wrote:Honestly, the footsie between bb2112 and el guapo is kinda freakin' me out.

how do you know they are playing footsie?