I was skeptical too, but I checked Snopes and this is a real election happening.milo wrote:Yeah, I'm really having a hard time reliably identifying satire with this election.
The Art of the Donald Trumpocalypse
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Speaking of which, that sounded like it was written by a third grader.stessier wrote:Bill Belichick''s letter to Trump was the best example I've seen.
Edit...this was in response to milo.
And in banks across the world
Christians, Moslems, Hindus, Jews
And every other race, creed, colour, tint or hue
Get down on their knees and pray
The raccoon and the groundhog neatly
Make up bags of change
But the monkey in the corner
Well he's slowly drifting out of range
Christians, Moslems, Hindus, Jews
And every other race, creed, colour, tint or hue
Get down on their knees and pray
The raccoon and the groundhog neatly
Make up bags of change
But the monkey in the corner
Well he's slowly drifting out of range
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wonderpug wrote:I was skeptical too, but I checked Snopes and this is a real election happening.milo wrote:Yeah, I'm really having a hard time reliably identifying satire with this election.
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That's why I think it was trolling. HE doesn't talk like that and I've seen letters he has written to fans....he knows proper grammar. Ive started looking for hidden messages in the text...maybe he's been kidnapped or had a stroke.RunningMn9 wrote:Speaking of which, that sounded like it was written by a third grader.stessier wrote:Bill Belichick''s letter to Trump was the best example I've seen.
Edit...this was in response to milo.
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Throw him in jail with Mosby.Carpet_pissr wrote:Eric Trump may have broken law with ballot tweet
http://www.cnn.com/2016/11/08/politics/ ... index.html
LOCK HIM UP! LOCK HIM UP!
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I spent 90% of the money I made on women, booze, and drugs. The other 10% I just pissed away.
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B-I-L denied being the prankster behind our Trump sign attack. Wife says that while her brother is an asshole, he's not a liar, and she believes him. I'm not so sure; she invoked the police in a FB post so maybe that scared him straight. If it wasn't him, we have no idea who it might have been. The culprit walked across our lawn and put the signs right next to the house, so that's rather a bold trespass, which hints at familiarity.
If it was random, it teeters on the brink of a (very) minor hate crime.
If it was random, it teeters on the brink of a (very) minor hate crime.
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Defiant wrote:Amateurs
Spoiler:
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There's a kind of a hush,
all over the world,
tonight.
all over the world,
tonight.
Jesus said, "Do not be afraid of those who kill the body but cannot kill the soul. Rather, be afraid of the One who can destroy both soul and body."[Matt 10:28] God can totally destroy us.
Jesus also said, "For my Father's will is that everyone who looks to the Son and believes in him shall have eternal life, and I will raise them up at the last day.”[John 6:40] Eternal life is conditional.
His disciple John wrote, "Whoever has the Son has eternal life; whoever does not have the Son of God does not have eternal life. [1 John 5:12] Eternal life is optional.
Jesus also said, "For my Father's will is that everyone who looks to the Son and believes in him shall have eternal life, and I will raise them up at the last day.”[John 6:40] Eternal life is conditional.
His disciple John wrote, "Whoever has the Son has eternal life; whoever does not have the Son of God does not have eternal life. [1 John 5:12] Eternal life is optional.
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We're in our bunkers waiting for you to destroy yourselves. Mexico and us have already divvied up any leftovers.Dave Allen wrote:There's a kind of a hush,
all over the world,
tonight.
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That is...awesome. Not because it's happening, but because it removes all speculation about what kind of people support Drumpf.
How do you spin something like that?
How do you spin something like that?
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Same as Brexit.
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Also: There are three ways to not tell the truth: lies, damned lies, and statistics.
Also: There are three ways to not tell the truth: lies, damned lies, and statistics.
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Some of the comments on the Yahoo results page make me want to vomit. I'm going to bed.
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LA Times
Bracing for an adversarial relationship with President-elect Donald Trump, the California Legislature has selected former U.S. Atty. Gen. Eric H. Holder Jr. to serve as outside counsel to advise the state’s legal strategy against the incoming administration.
The unusual arrangement will give Holder, leading a team of attorneys from the firm Covington & Burling, a broad portfolio covering potential conflicts between California and the federal government.
It's almost as if people are the problem.
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Holder is a bit of snake in the grass too, isn't he? Or is that fight fire with fire?Isgrimnur wrote:LA Times
Bracing for an adversarial relationship with President-elect Donald Trump, the California Legislature has selected former U.S. Atty. Gen. Eric H. Holder Jr. to serve as outside counsel to advise the state’s legal strategy against the incoming administration.
The unusual arrangement will give Holder, leading a team of attorneys from the firm Covington & Burling, a broad portfolio covering potential conflicts between California and the federal government.
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Just looking through some old posts...
We've known all along, we just didn't realize how much we knew.
We've known all along, we just didn't realize how much we knew.
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I remember arguing with my stepdad during the primaries that Donald Trump would be a disastrous President.
Keep in mind that at this time:
1. I was just beginning to drift away from the Republican party, but not completely. Had the GOP put up someone other than Trump, there was a decent chance I'd have voted for them.
2. I didn't despise Trump, even though I knew he was a huckster. I loved The Apprentice and Celebrity Apprentice, and viewed him more as an entertainer than a businessman (hence my concerns about him holding office)
However, that's where I cease taking any credit for my predictions. Never in my wildest dreams did I predict this level of disaster. It was like me predicting a slight drizzle and getting hit in the face with a Cat 5 hurricane.
Keep in mind that at this time:
1. I was just beginning to drift away from the Republican party, but not completely. Had the GOP put up someone other than Trump, there was a decent chance I'd have voted for them.
2. I didn't despise Trump, even though I knew he was a huckster. I loved The Apprentice and Celebrity Apprentice, and viewed him more as an entertainer than a businessman (hence my concerns about him holding office)
However, that's where I cease taking any credit for my predictions. Never in my wildest dreams did I predict this level of disaster. It was like me predicting a slight drizzle and getting hit in the face with a Cat 5 hurricane.