Pictures and Videos for R&P

Defiant · Post by **Defiant** » Tue Nov 14, 2017 2:43 pm

Those were the Good Old Days:

Max Peck · Post by **Max Peck** » Tue Nov 14, 2017 5:52 pm

Moliere wrote: Mon Nov 13, 2017 11:19 pm
GreenGoo wrote: Mon Nov 13, 2017 11:16 pm Is this an ad for a new toy? What's the punchline? Why wouldn't there be dolls with burkas? I assume I'm missing something?
This is 'Merica! We don't need no hijab wearing barbies here.

The doll is modelled after an American Olympic medalist.

Skinypupy · Post by **Skinypupy** » Tue Nov 14, 2017 10:28 pm

Can we all take a moment and appreciate the utterly insane chart that Louie Ghomert put on display during the Sessions testimony today?. This thing was actually displayed by a sitting Rep during a House Judiciary Committee hearing.

It was, as expected, rather hilariously dissected by social media.

Carpet_pissr · Post by **Carpet_pissr** » Wed Nov 15, 2017 1:32 pm

https://youtu.be/CBUxNeXgC70

SNL fake commercial for old school Dems

"We're back, baby!"

Captain Caveman · Post by **Captain Caveman** » Wed Nov 15, 2017 3:34 pm

This is a real picture. These are not villains from a Disney movie.

Enough · Post by **Enough** » Wed Nov 15, 2017 3:47 pm

Captain Caveman wrote: Wed Nov 15, 2017 3:34 pm This is a real picture. These are not villains from a Disney movie.

Best Gotham episode of the year!

Max Peck · Post by **Max Peck** » Wed Nov 15, 2017 5:04 pm

Captain Caveman wrote: Wed Nov 15, 2017 3:34 pm This is a real picture. These are not villains from a Disney movie.

Is it Bring Your Young-enough-to-be-your-daughter-trophy-wife To Work Day again, already?

Rip · Post by **Rip** » Wed Nov 15, 2017 5:34 pm

Is she wearing gloves because she doesn't want to get ink on her hands or because she had to touch his hand?

Max Peck · Post by **Max Peck** » Wed Nov 15, 2017 5:59 pm

Rip wrote: Wed Nov 15, 2017 5:34 pm Is she wearing gloves because she doesn't want to get ink on her hands or because she had to touch his hand?

My guess is that she doesn't want to touch a peasant-grade denomination like the $1 bill. She's saving herself for something like a run of $1000 banknotes.

Skinypupy · Post by **Skinypupy** » Wed Nov 15, 2017 6:49 pm

Mnuchin is incredibly high on the "punchable faces" list.

tgb · Post by **tgb** » Wed Nov 15, 2017 6:58 pm

I think that's called shiksa bait.

Holman · Post by **Holman** » Wed Nov 15, 2017 7:11 pm

She really nailed the Harkonnen Chic, though.

Zarathud · Post by **Zarathud** » Thu Nov 16, 2017 1:00 am

Holman wrote: Wed Nov 15, 2017 7:11 pm

She really nailed the Harkonnen Chic, though.

Money shot.

stessier · Post by **stessier** » Thu Nov 16, 2017 12:23 pm

https://twitter.com/OhNoSheTwitnt/statu ... 6241230849

Remus West · Post by **Remus West** » Thu Nov 16, 2017 12:46 pm

stessier wrote: Thu Nov 16, 2017 12:23 pm https://twitter.com/OhNoSheTwitnt/statu ... 6241230849

Sadly this wouldn't surprise me.

Blackhawk · Post by **Blackhawk** » Thu Nov 16, 2017 12:59 pm

msteelers · Post by **msteelers** » Thu Nov 16, 2017 1:05 pm

Is Trump even going to spend Thanksgiving at the White House? His family has spent the past several years at Mar-A-Lago, and the FAA has already issued advisories that he will be down here from Tuesday through Sunday.

Skinypupy · Post by **Skinypupy** » Thu Nov 16, 2017 1:39 pm

Blackhawk wrote: Thu Nov 16, 2017 12:59 pm

Sadly, this is another "have to check because I'm not sure if he actually said this or not" moments.

hepcat · Post by **hepcat** » Thu Nov 16, 2017 1:46 pm

Dementia really is tragic.

GreenGoo · Post by **GreenGoo** » Thu Nov 16, 2017 2:15 pm

I'd actually find that funny and credit him with a sense of humour if the original statement wasn't so cruddy and self serving.

Skinypupy · Post by **Skinypupy** » Thu Nov 16, 2017 2:18 pm

We all know it's fake...right?

tgb · Post by **tgb** » Thu Nov 16, 2017 2:42 pm

He'd have to have a sense of humor and a degree of self-awareness to tweet that. Fake news!

GreenGoo · Post by **GreenGoo** » Thu Nov 16, 2017 2:43 pm

Skinypupy wrote: Thu Nov 16, 2017 2:18 pm We all know it's fake...right?

Does it matter?

Remus West · Post by **Remus West** » Thu Nov 16, 2017 3:23 pm

Skinypupy wrote: Thu Nov 16, 2017 2:18 pm We all know it's fake...right?

I had been fighting the urge to check and see if it was real or not.

Moliere · Post by **Moliere** » Thu Nov 16, 2017 3:25 pm

tgb wrote: Thu Nov 16, 2017 2:42 pm He'd have to have a sense of humor and a degree of self-awareness to tweet that. Fake news!

He has a sense of humor, but in no way is it self-deprecating. At his own roast someone had to tell him to laugh along with the jokes being made about him.

Blackhawk · Post by **Blackhawk** » Fri Nov 17, 2017 2:52 pm

I may have discovered a Trump tweet generator at some point in the recent past.

Ralph-Wiggum · Post by **Ralph-Wiggum** » Fri Nov 17, 2017 4:18 pm

Moliere wrote: Thu Nov 16, 2017 3:25 pm
tgb wrote: Thu Nov 16, 2017 2:42 pm He'd have to have a sense of humor and a degree of self-awareness to tweet that. Fake news!
He has a sense of humor, but in no way is it self-deprecating. At his own roast someone had to tell him to laugh along with the jokes being made about him.

Does he? The only "sense of humor" I've seen from Trump is his insulting of people he doesn't agree with and I've never found that particularly humorous.

Moliere · Post by **Moliere** » Fri Nov 17, 2017 4:25 pm

Ralph-Wiggum wrote: Fri Nov 17, 2017 4:18 pm
Moliere wrote: Thu Nov 16, 2017 3:25 pm
tgb wrote: Thu Nov 16, 2017 2:42 pm He'd have to have a sense of humor and a degree of self-awareness to tweet that. Fake news!
He has a sense of humor, but in no way is it self-deprecating. At his own roast someone had to tell him to laugh along with the jokes being made about him.
Does he? The only "sense of humor" I've seen from Trump is his insulting of people he doesn't agree with and I've never found that particularly humorous.

Just because you don't find it funny doesn't mean that someone else would also not find it funny. Three negatives in one sentence. Good luck parsing that one out.

Kraken · Post by **Kraken** » Mon Nov 20, 2017 6:46 pm

You see one charismatic psychopath, you seen em all.

Moliere · Post by **Moliere** » Mon Nov 20, 2017 9:50 pm

Doug Stanhope - Blue Lives vs Black Lives
Don't be a lazy murderer.

malchior · Post by **malchior** » Tue Nov 21, 2017 4:32 pm

I don't think I could sit through the whole segment without the clockwork orange treatment - the guy doing the majority of the talking here is a complete idiot. A year later and several think things are panning out? We are at ground zero of an astonishing level of stupidity destroying our nation. At least the woman in the back center rolled her eyes at his comment about Jesus.

https://twitter.com/NewDay/status/932579767202844672

Paingod · Post by **Paingod** » Tue Nov 21, 2017 4:34 pm

Ever wondered where the Eloi and Morlock came from? I don't anymore.

tgb · Post by **tgb** » Sun Nov 26, 2017 4:37 pm

Holman · Post by **Holman** » Tue Nov 28, 2017 10:02 am

The Season. It is upon you.

Have you put up your stark bare indoor nightmare Xmas bone forest yet??

(Speaking of details, aren't WH staffers supposed to say "American Jesus Christmas" instead of "the holidays?")

Carpet_pissr · Post by **Carpet_pissr** » Tue Nov 28, 2017 10:09 am

Hallmark and Netflix present “Apocalyptic Christmas” starring Charlie, the creepy-ass, murdering Christmas tree from the set of The Shining.

Remus West · Post by **Remus West** » Tue Nov 28, 2017 10:12 am

She is simply trying to prepare everyone for what Christmas will be like in the nuclear winter her husband is sure to unleash upon the world when Kim next calls him a fat ass blowhard.

Max Peck · Post by **Max Peck** » Tue Nov 28, 2017 10:44 am

Call me old-fashioned if you will, but I personally never have traditional Christmas Ballerinas dancing in my foyer before the beginning of December.

Chaz · Post by **Chaz** » Tue Nov 28, 2017 11:05 am

I don't always have Christmas Ballerinas dancing in my grand foyer, but when I do, I stand in the background like one of the creepy girls from The Shining.

Remus West · Post by **Remus West** » Tue Nov 28, 2017 11:10 am

Max Peck wrote: Tue Nov 28, 2017 10:44 am Call me old-fashioned if you will, but I personally never have traditional Christmas Ballerinas dancing in my foyer before the beginning of December.

I like the books in the other image. "Tainted Evidence", "American Mourning", "Sangoma", "Esquire's World of Golf", and "Holding Up the Earth". Its like an exquisitely detailed trolling of the entire nation. Or a confession.