YouTube videos - post'm if ya got'm nsfw possible.

[Isgrimnur]

[hepcat]

Group finds 1993 Ford Escort on Craigslist, sends them an unsolicited commercial that's way over the top, they get mad at them and call the commercial "terrible".

...which was kind of the point.

[hepcat]

One for hepcat. NSFW language, duh.

How did I miss this? I have alerts set up on OO to let me know when Carrot Top is mentioned. I need to speak to a mod.

[Daehawk]

An HD clip of the battle ep Sacrifice of Angels from Star Trek Deep Space Nine

[Daehawk]

If you're tired of being stuck in place here are 4 drone videos from Italy where the ancient Romans once marched.

[Kasey Chang]

Paul Taylor's #Franglais Stand-up



Fully subtitled, as this show is half English, half French.

[Holman]

Fully subtitled, as this show is half English, half French.

And if you have CC on in Youtube, you also get Russian!

[Daehawk]

[dbt1949]

[Daehawk]

A sheep herding dachshund

[AWS260]

[Kraken]

I've seen that skit half a dozen times and it still cracks me up.

[Paingod]

Don't know if this has been posted in this thread yet (it's a little old), but it made me laugh hard enough to get a little tear in each eye.

[Kraken]

[Jaymann]

I dunno, they are making some pretty amazing cardboard boxes these days.

[Daehawk]

[Alefroth]

I can't even imagine what I would do in that situation.

[Kraken]

I can't even imagine what I would do in that situation.

Put the phone down and start chucking some rocks.

[Alefroth]

From the comfort of my chair, I did consider that option. I wondered whether she would take the opportunity of me bending down to attack. I think at the end he is bending down for something and that's when it runs off.

It does appear that the cat is protecting cubs, so maybe appearing as non-threatening as possible is the way to go.

[Unagi]

From the comfort of my chair...

I wonder if he stumbled on the cubs... he seems to know full well that she had cubs, and there was one moment where he seemed to condemn himself with "Stupid !!!"

And yeah. I was also thinking that he could easily try and scoop up some stones, or even just give a really good kick of stones at her too.

Although, I imagine 'in the moment' there is a strong desire to not actually raise the aggression level of the fight.

Wow.

[Archinerd]

I can't even imagine what I would do in that situation.

Put the phone down and start chucking some rocks.

I'd be worried that it would try to pounce me when I crouched to pick one up, but probably still the best option available.

Edit;
Hmmm, yep. I'd almost certainly be a goner if I reached for a rock, my reaction time of an hour is far too long to give me a fighting chance.

I wondered whether it would take the opportunity of me bending down to attack.

[Z-Corn]

I thought the exact same thing about hucking a rock at her!

He states in the comments that every time he bent to grab a rock she lunged at him.

And yeah, he stumbled on her cubs and thought they were bobcats until she appeared.

[Daehawk]

Coulda been worse. As in both attack and animal type.

Also it wasn't a Honey Badger or there'd not even be a video.

If you're ever out in the wilds with someone and you hear them say "Oh look a baby animal lets go pet it" turn and head the other way while that person acts as a distraction.

[LordMortis]

Put the phone down

That and not narrate my own retreat is all I know for sure.

I'm afraid my instinct might be turn my back and run and turning your back is probably a bad bad idea. The presence of mind to throw rocks, not likely. Look for something I could wield aka big stick, would be more likely, and again probably a worse idea.

I think about this sort of thing far more than I should as I always seem to be in the proximity of viscous dogs barely contained and wonder how/if I could fend one off, knowing the force of the jaws to be obscene. Usually something to wield, aka big stick, is the first thing my mind goes to and starts looking for. Of course dogs don't have claws and I'd imagine fending off the force of a tearing bite is different than fending off a weaker puncture bite but with two primary flesh shredders.

[Holman]

I've heard that the old lion-tamer trick of holding up a chair in the ring works because big cats get confused when they have to track too many points of interest (such as four chair legs). Confusion works against their attack instinct.

So maybe pick up three or four big sticks and wave them around as you back away swiftly?

[Alefroth]

Coulda been worse. As in both attack and animal type.

Yeah, but it wasn't.

[Daehawk]

proximity of viscous dogs barely contained and wonder how/if I could fend one off, knowing the force of the jaws to be obscene.

Say goodbye to your ankles human! I see a toe sandal boy!!


Also they make walking stick spears.

https://www.karatemart.com/hidden-blade-walking-stick

[hepcat]

That pounce advance thing is utterly terrifying.

[Kraken]

That pounce advance thing is utterly terrifying.

Intended to make you turn tail and run, I'll wager. It probably didn't attack because the guy didn't turn his back...if so, his phone might have saved him.

My instinct still would've been to pick up a rock.

[Alefroth]

That pounce advance thing is utterly terrifying.

That probably would have done in any courage I might have been able to marshal.

[Holman]

I'll admit I haven't watched the full video.

How far do you have to get from the babies before mom decides to turn back and let you go?

[Daehawk]

The one and only Oliver Reed. The world is less without him in it.

[Alefroth]

I'll admit I haven't watched the full video.

How far do you have to get from the babies before mom decides to turn back and let you go?

Six minutes of walking backwards at least (probably the longest six minutes that guy will ever live). Hard to say why she broke off and ran.

[Kraken]

I'll admit I haven't watched the full video.

How far do you have to get from the babies before mom decides to turn back and let you go?

Six minutes of walking backwards at least (probably the longest six minutes that guy will ever live). Hard to say why she broke off and ran.

I'd guess he passed out of her territory (or at least her threat zone), and she needed to get back to her kittens.

[Alefroth]

https://mountainlion.org/newsstory.php? ... f0iF45cKTE

In the six minutes that follow, the video shows Burgess doing many things correctly: he backed away slowly, continued facing the lion, spoke loudly and firmly, and didn’t try to run away. The lion followed him for several minutes, occasionally hissing and lunging. “She clearly did not view him as prey,” says Debra Chase, CEO of the Mountain Lion Foundation. “The behavior was meant to chase him away, which it did very well. The mother lion was reacting to a perceived threat to her young.”

[Unagi]

I'll admit I haven't watched the full video.

How far do you have to get from the babies before mom decides to turn back and let you go?

Six minutes of walking backwards at least (probably the longest six minutes that guy will ever live). Hard to say why she broke off and ran.

About a minute before she broke off, she also seemed to hear some other sounds in the woods. I’m guessing the combination of those other sounds, the growing distance between her cubs, and perhaps the guy’s move to grab a rock all combined into her totally backing off and running back to her cubs.

But yeah, clearly just guessing.

[hepcat]

Also, check out how damn fast she is when she does take off. She literally throws up a trail of dust.

[Daehawk]

[Daehawk]

Would like to turn you onto this mans videos....David Hoffman. He is a film maker who did a lot of interviews and vids in the 70s and such. From 1979 a 9 year old computer kid and then in another video catches up with him and his dad these days to an elderly lady relating how life was before the 1900s.

https://www.youtube.com/c/DavidHoffman/featured

[Isgrimnur]