[Scams] Random Scamdomness

[hepcat]

Politics!

Why are you trying to politicize Daehawk's unrequited crush on "Graham cracker" (his pet name for Lindsey)?

[Grifman]

Elite global hackers are after me - I am certain that they are watching me post this even now!

Good day!

I have to bring something urgent to your attention - you're facing a significant issue. But don't freak out just yet; I want you to consider me out, because there is constantly a path to resolution.

Right at this moment, you are under the examination of an global web of hackers, and that is a situation that rarely ends well for anyone engaged. You may have learned of collectives like Anonymous, nonetheless I promise you, we're functioning on an completely different plane - far beyond what they can offer. Our extensive global network comprises countless of proficient experts, each playing a critical role.

Some of our team focus on infiltrating enterprise and government systems, while others work quietly with security agencies on classified missions. My role includes addressing concerns tied to individuals like you, which is why I'm approaching now.

You maybe pondering, "Who are these parties?" The solution is obvious: we're dedicated on those with a liking for unconventional and controversial explicit content - substance that many would consider inappropriate. However evidently, you don't match that profile, right?

Allow me to explain how I learned of this issue. Some of time ago, we implemented discreet spyware on your computer, granting us access to all your equipment, including your cellular device. It was straightforward; one of those apparently harmless pop-ups on adult sites served as our gateway.

The good news is you still have a chance to take charge of this circumstance. Let's talk about how you can shield yourself and regain your serenity. Your next steps matter - act intelligently.

We both understand that many people engage in typical or even more severe adult material - nothing particularly singular about that. Nevertheless, the material you've chosen to observe passes a line into concerning area.

We've accessed your smartphone and computer recorders and recorded images of you engaging in acts that are quite controversial. This includes intimate images of you along with the explicit material you were watching.

However remember, there's constantly a way to forgiveness, also for those who've deviated far. Today, you are lucky because my objective isn't to cause pain; I am simply concentrated on a monetary resolution.

This is an chance for you to take control of the circumstance. Let's discuss how we can settle this matter peacefully.

Here is your salvation: you must convey $12000 USD in Bitcoin to this crypto address:
12ai7HBP6pEdiYiDAGgwgtMwejgcc337rN

Let's acknowledge it, that is a fairly insignificant sum in current world.

I'm approaching you with an immediate message that demands your swift attention. You have just 48 time periods to fulfill the payment. Don't delay - act now to safeguard yourself.

Once I receive of your transaction, I will instantly remove every compromising content and fully disable our technology. I promise you, I uphold my commitments, even with those who may not fully warrant faith; this is strictly business.

Nonetheless, if compensation is not received, I'll be left with no alternative nevertheless to share the compromising videos with everybody in your network - companions, kin, coworkers, acquaintances - everyone. Imagine the permanent harm to your standing. This is a stain that can in no way be fully obliterated.

The outcomes of lack of action will not only tarnish your identity but could drive you to a point of desperation. It is crucial to act swiftly.

If you are not acquainted with cryptocurrency, do not worry - it is straightforward. A quick search for "cryptocurrency marketplace" will show you how to process a transaction using your card. Given your online activity, you seem competent of handling this with comfort. Remember, if you've competently traversed the vastness of the Internet before, this will be no obstacle for you.

A couple of important reminiscents to keep in mind:

- Do not respond to this electronic mail. This address is ephemeral, and any reply will serve no meaning.

- Forget about law enforcement. The moment I see any communication to law enforcement, I'll release the material without second thought.

- Don't attempt to reset or dispose of your devices. Such measures are ineffective. My tracking capabilities mean that I can monitor your each step.

- It is regrettable that conditions have brought us here; you could have avoided this situation with more vigilance online. Stay alert in the future - what seems trivial today can have catastrophic outcomes tomorrow.

This communication is intended as a ultimate warning. Your reply in the next 48 hours will influence the consequence of this matter.

Remember, the clock is ticking, and the choice is in your control.

[Rumpy]

Ahh, a modification on the sextortion scam.

After getting a few of these, they stop becoming effective once you notice the pattern. I even got one at one time that was supposed to include a bitcoin key and a compromised password, but ended up not including either, which hilariously enough meant they had only done half their job.

[Jaymann]

Elite global hackers are after me - I am certain that they are watching me post this even now!

Good day!

I have to bring something urgent to your attention - you're facing a significant issue. But don't freak out just yet; I want you to consider me out, because there is constantly a path to resolution.

Right at this moment, you are under the examination of an global web of hackers, and that is a situation that rarely ends well for anyone engaged. You may have learned of collectives like Anonymous, nonetheless I promise you, we're functioning on an completely different plane - far beyond what they can offer. Our extensive global network comprises countless of proficient experts, each playing a critical role.

Some of our team focus on infiltrating enterprise and government systems, while others work quietly with security agencies on classified missions. My role includes addressing concerns tied to individuals like you, which is why I'm approaching now.

You maybe pondering, "Who are these parties?" The solution is obvious: we're dedicated on those with a liking for unconventional and controversial explicit content - substance that many would consider inappropriate. However evidently, you don't match that profile, right?

Allow me to explain how I learned of this issue. Some of time ago, we implemented discreet spyware on your computer, granting us access to all your equipment, including your cellular device. It was straightforward; one of those apparently harmless pop-ups on adult sites served as our gateway.

The good news is you still have a chance to take charge of this circumstance. Let's talk about how you can shield yourself and regain your serenity. Your next steps matter - act intelligently.

We both understand that many people engage in typical or even more severe adult material - nothing particularly singular about that. Nevertheless, the material you've chosen to observe passes a line into concerning area.

We've accessed your smartphone and computer recorders and recorded images of you engaging in acts that are quite controversial. This includes intimate images of you along with the explicit material you were watching.

However remember, there's constantly a way to forgiveness, also for those who've deviated far. Today, you are lucky because my objective isn't to cause pain; I am simply concentrated on a monetary resolution.

This is an chance for you to take control of the circumstance. Let's discuss how we can settle this matter peacefully.

Here is your salvation: you must convey $12000 USD in Bitcoin to this crypto address:
12ai7HBP6pEdiYiDAGgwgtMwejgcc337rN

Let's acknowledge it, that is a fairly insignificant sum in current world.

I'm approaching you with an immediate message that demands your swift attention. You have just 48 time periods to fulfill the payment. Don't delay - act now to safeguard yourself.

Once I receive of your transaction, I will instantly remove every compromising content and fully disable our technology. I promise you, I uphold my commitments, even with those who may not fully warrant faith; this is strictly business.

Nonetheless, if compensation is not received, I'll be left with no alternative nevertheless to share the compromising videos with everybody in your network - companions, kin, coworkers, acquaintances - everyone. Imagine the permanent harm to your standing. This is a stain that can in no way be fully obliterated.

The outcomes of lack of action will not only tarnish your identity but could drive you to a point of desperation. It is crucial to act swiftly.

If you are not acquainted with cryptocurrency, do not worry - it is straightforward. A quick search for "cryptocurrency marketplace" will show you how to process a transaction using your card. Given your online activity, you seem competent of handling this with comfort. Remember, if you've competently traversed the vastness of the Internet before, this will be no obstacle for you.

A couple of important reminiscents to keep in mind:

- Do not respond to this electronic mail. This address is ephemeral, and any reply will serve no meaning.

- Forget about law enforcement. The moment I see any communication to law enforcement, I'll release the material without second thought.

- Don't attempt to reset or dispose of your devices. Such measures are ineffective. My tracking capabilities mean that I can monitor your each step.

- It is regrettable that conditions have brought us here; you could have avoided this situation with more vigilance online. Stay alert in the future - what seems trivial today can have catastrophic outcomes tomorrow.

This communication is intended as a ultimate warning. Your reply in the next 48 hours will influence the consequence of this matter.

Remember, the clock is ticking, and the choice is in your control.

No problemo, I will defiantly consider you OUT.

And if I have 48 time periods, I choose ice ages.

[Zarathud]

The safest course of action is to expose yourself.

[Holman]

I never get that kind of thing, but I do get invitations to join the Illuminati and be gifted ONE MILLION DOLLARS by my new secret brethren.

I just can't be bothered. I mean, I'd have to look up my bank account numbers and such.

[LordMortis]

I only ever seem to get notices that there has been suspicious activity on my bank accounts with major banks that I don't have accounts with, except on my phone. I'm always getting texts about problems with my USPS package being held up.

[Punisher]

The safest course of action is to expose yourself.

Scammers hate this one simple trick!

[Holman]

I only ever seem to get notices that there has been suspicious activity on my bank accounts with major banks that I don't have accounts with, except on my phone. I'm always getting texts about problems with my USPS package being held up.

Oh, yeah. I get the "USPS has your package but doesn't know where to deliver it" message every five or six weeks.

Sure, USPS somehow has my phone number but not my address. And the sender is usually someone like whowhatATwhatevers.com.

[gilraen]

I've gotten several "You've got a money request" scam emails from PayPal the last couple of weeks. It's always from a different name, and the amount varies. The devious part about those is that the email itself is actually from PayPal (so it gets past every filter and is flagged as "trusted sender"). But the invoice isn't actually directed at my PayPal user, otherwise the top line that says "Hello blah blah blah" would have my name instead of the gibberish email address (and there's a different scam that does involve fraudulent invoices sent to your PayPal but then you'd be able to see them in your account).

The key is that they want you to call the number that they list in the notes hoping that it appears as an official PayPal fraud warning (it's always a different number, too). Obviously if one were to call this number, they'd be talking to the scammers, not PayPal.
Like this:


Or this:


(Posting screenshots for the benefit of anyone here that may get fooled by an email like this)

[Rumpy]

I never get that kind of thing, but I do get invitations to join the Illuminati and be gifted ONE MILLION DOLLARS by my new secret brethren.

I just can't be bothered. I mean, I'd have to look up my bank account numbers and such.

They're not so secret now, are they?

[Punisher]

Even if i know they are fake I still check my actually PayPal account through the app.

[Jaymann]

I haven't used Paypal in a decade. Zelle seems to work fine, and you don't have to use a credit card.

[Roman]

Just read this news article about a woman being scammed out of $14k in a 'taxi scam'

https://toronto.ctvnews.ca/i-was-just-t ... -1.7139376

[LordMortis]

This was a new one. I got a text reminding about an appointment I don't have with "Kyla Wales Beard and Blade" through Square. I deleted it and then a half hour later I get "a receipt" from an unknown website. And this is why I don't have any sort of wallets or payment funnels through larger services beyond paypal or my CC.

[Kasey Chang]

Here's a better one:

Customers lost 300K in Crypto to "fake" Uber driver

Wait, how can there be a "fake" Uber driver?