Master Flori-duh thread

[Pyperkub]

Thought we had one of these before, but here goes:

What's in the bag marked "Bag Full of Drugs" sir?

[Alefroth]

The other one is still there.

Florida woman survives three weeks in a sewer?

https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2 ... tQJGWFPnD8

[Daehawk]

Cant see any but the cat as they are behind a paywall.

[Xmann]

Is that Leslie Knope?

[Daehawk]

The other one is still there.

Or this one

https://www.octopusoverlords.com/forum/ ... h#p2729471

[Jaymon]

[Jaymann]

[Holman]

[Bender] "In fact, Forget the thread!" [/Bender]

[Daehawk]

Takes balls to say that.

Florida man with drugs around penis denies they were his

[em2nought]

Felon who can't carry a gun running for top cop of Alachua County. Actually, he doesn't sound all that terrible, but it's still funny!

https://www.wusf.org/courts-law/2023-12 ... ys-top-cop

[Pyperkub]

I guess I'll leave this here...

https://www.cnn.com/2024/11/03/us/flori ... index.html

A woman who pleaded guilty to dressing as a clown and in 1990 murdering the wife of a man she later married was released from prison Saturday, ending a case that has been strange even by Florida standards.

[Pyperkub]

I guess this one goes here too. Not only the rapist father, but the cops..

https://www.theledger.com/story/news/lo ... 942133007/

Less than an hour after being raped by her adoptive father along the side of a country road, the 13-year-old girl stood in the darkness, clutching the cell phone that held video and photographic evidence of his crime.

Preparing to dial 911, the girl paused, thinking back to a year earlier, when she had gone to law enforcement to report Henry Cadle’s sexual abuse, only to have an investigator from the Polk County Sheriff’s Office accuse her of lying...

... the Polk County Sheriff’s Office not only declined to arrest Henry Cadle but charged Taylor with filing a false report (after the incident a year earlier).

[LordMortis]

If that doesn't raise your meter to OUTRAGE, I don't know what would.

[Jeff V]

Wife's friends want to go to Flori-duh for Football and Turkey Day. Wife wants us to go too. This will involve a 15 hour drive each way, leaving the day before the holiday and returning on Sunday. Don't have a weather forecast that far out -- their purpose is to go to the beach, but temps the week before are trending towards high in the low 70's, lows in the 50's...not really beach weather. I think we'd be better off at a nearby water park resort.

[Pyperkub]

Oozing Cholesterol Lipids? Flori-duh just got (even more) gross...

What could go wrong with eating an extremely high-fat diet of beef, cheese, and sticks of butter? Well, for one thing, your cholesterol levels could reach such stratospheric levels that lipids start oozing from your blood vessels, forming yellowish nodules on your skin.

That was the disturbing case of a man in Florida who showed up at a Tampa hospital with a three-week history of painless, yellow eruptions on the palms of his hands, soles of his feet, and elbows. His case was published today in JAMA Cardiology.

[Jaymann]

Someone should start a new art movement called Flori-Dada.