Scarlett Johansson's Golden Globes (maybe NSFW)

Blackhawk · Post by **Blackhawk** » Wed Feb 23, 2022 12:58 am

This thread has not aged well.

Isgrimnur · Post by **Isgrimnur** » Wed Feb 23, 2022 1:18 am

Nor have most of us.

Grifman · Post by **Grifman** » Wed Feb 23, 2022 10:07 pm

Isgrimnur wrote: Wed Feb 23, 2022 1:18 am Nor have most of us.

But what about
Scarlett Johansson's Golden Globes?

Aliasbuck · Post by **Aliasbuck** » Thu Feb 24, 2022 2:37 pm

Back on topic!

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Scarlet Johansson's golden globes

McNutt · Post by **McNutt** » Fri Feb 25, 2022 2:00 am

Blackhawk wrote:This thread has not aged well.

Jesus, this thread is 16 years old!
And the first reply was "Can she squirt?"

Yeah, it's not our finest.

Jaymann · Post by **Jaymann** » Fri Feb 25, 2022 2:15 am

Well can she?

naednek · Post by **naednek** » Fri Feb 25, 2022 3:22 am

well. it was from Zekester... Say his name 3 times and Runningman9 will appear

YellowKing · Post by **YellowKing** » Fri Feb 25, 2022 5:41 pm

Well to be fair, 16 years ago I was only 15, so I was still quite immature.

Lassr · Post by **Lassr** » Sat Feb 26, 2022 1:39 pm

YellowKing wrote: Fri Feb 25, 2022 5:41 pm Well to be fair, 16 years ago I was only 15, so I was still quite immature.

Hell, I just turned 56 and still immature.

Daehawk · Post by **Daehawk** » Sat Feb 26, 2022 1:50 pm

Man you're old. Ill only be 53 this year. Inside Im 25. Wife would then say Im 12. It averages out.

EvilHomer3k · Post by **EvilHomer3k** » Sat Feb 26, 2022 4:28 pm

Lassr wrote: Sat Feb 26, 2022 1:39 pm
YellowKing wrote: Fri Feb 25, 2022 5:41 pm Well to be fair, 16 years ago I was only 15, so I was still quite immature.
Hell, I just turned 56 and still immature.

9YO son just asked me to put batteries in his despicable me fart gun. Spent the next 15 minutes playing with his fart gun. Despite my wife hating it I still encourage him to use whenever possible.

Daehawk · Post by **Daehawk** » Sat Feb 26, 2022 5:28 pm

Good on ya mate!

Kurth · Post by **Kurth** » Sun Feb 27, 2022 5:40 am

EvilHomer3k wrote: Sat Feb 26, 2022 4:28 pm
Lassr wrote: Sat Feb 26, 2022 1:39 pm
YellowKing wrote: Fri Feb 25, 2022 5:41 pm Well to be fair, 16 years ago I was only 15, so I was still quite immature.
Hell, I just turned 56 and still immature.
9YO son just asked me to put batteries in his despicable me fart gun. Spent the next 15 minutes playing with his fart gun. Despite my wife hating it I still encourage him to use whenever possible.

Yep. My all-time favorite toy I ever bought for my kids. We moved last month, and, as I was upacking lots of moving boxes, I happened upon lots of old toys my older kids have not played with since they were much younger. Finding that fart gun was the highlight of the move!

Pyperkub · Post by **Pyperkub** » Wed May 24, 2023 6:38 pm

Georgia's GOP HATES this thread!

Georgia GOP Chair Goes Full Flat-Earth, Says Globes Are Part of a Conspiracy

We're doomed... Scarlett Johansson's Golden Globes R.I.P. The thread of death....celebrity or otherwise

Daehawk · Post by **Daehawk** » Thu May 25, 2023 1:38 am

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Daehawk · Post by **Daehawk** » Thu May 25, 2023 7:15 am

Scarlett Johansson's Golden Globes (maybe NSFW)

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Max Peck · Post by **Max Peck** » Thu May 25, 2023 4:12 pm

Isgrimnur · Post by **Isgrimnur** » Mon Jun 12, 2023 3:19 pm

Golden Globes Acquired By Dick
Clark Productions & Eldridge; HFPA
To Wind Down

Spoiler:

Daehawk · Post by **Daehawk** » Mon Jun 12, 2023 6:17 pm

I wonder if she knows about this thread and what she thinks. I'd be flattered.

Sudy · Post by **Sudy** » Mon Jun 12, 2023 6:47 pm

Hyena · Post by **Hyena** » Mon Jun 12, 2023 9:22 pm

Makes sense. I mean, who DOESN'T flex their abs tight when they drink water on the beach?

In their underwear.

Scuzz · Post by **Scuzz** » Mon Jun 12, 2023 9:55 pm

How did you find that picture of me at the beach?

Daehawk · Post by **Daehawk** » Tue Jun 13, 2023 1:29 am

Or why were you looking at pictures like this.

Sudy · Post by **Sudy** » Tue Jun 13, 2023 8:11 am

Since you have failed to achieve, even in the modest task that was your charge... I have no choice but to post this bountiful bulge, Daehawk. And with hepcat as my witness, tell you this: The impropriety of any further tit ogle shall be visited tenfold upon YOUR head. I promise you TEN protruding packages. When least you expect them.

By God, sir. I will not abide another ogled tit.

BEHOLD his BULGE

Unagi · Post by **Unagi** » Tue Jun 13, 2023 8:14 am

Daehawk, you should be flattered.

Scraper · Post by **Scraper** » Tue Jun 13, 2023 9:47 am

For God's sake Daehawk just do what he says!

Holman · Post by **Holman** » Fri Apr 26, 2024 6:58 pm

Scarlett Johansson's Golden Globes
[Hulu] The Bear
[Hulu] The Bear

Daehawk · Post by **Daehawk** » Fri Apr 26, 2024 7:17 pm

Holman wrote: Fri Apr 26, 2024 6:58 pm Scarlett Johansson's Golden Globes
[Hulu] The Bear
[Hulu] The Bear

Does this have to do with honey down there?

Holman · Post by **Holman** » Fri Apr 26, 2024 7:19 pm

Daehawk wrote: Fri Apr 26, 2024 7:17 pm
Holman wrote: Fri Apr 26, 2024 6:58 pm Scarlett Johansson's Golden Globes
[Hulu] The Bear
[Hulu] The Bear
Does this have to do with honey down there?

Did not expect this!

[I was just amused that there were two identically named threads about THE BEAR that wound up in immediate proximity.]

Grifman · Post by **Grifman** » Fri Nov 22, 2024 5:06 pm

Happy 40th birthday to the Scarlett Johansson’s Golden Globes!

Daehawk · Post by **Daehawk** » Fri Nov 22, 2024 5:56 pm

Thats only 20 years each..still young and cant buy beer.

Pyperkub · Post by **Pyperkub** » Fri Nov 22, 2024 9:38 pm

Daehawk wrote:Thats only 20 years each..still young and cant buy beer.

I'll take the risk.

Pyperkub · Post by **Pyperkub** » Tue Mar 11, 2025 11:51 am

The rest of her

Introducing Scarlett Johansson

After three decades in Hollywood, Scarlett Johansson remains one of the most known, yet seemingly unknowable, people on the planet. But when she lets you in, she really lets you in. Behind the steely armor of red carpet couture and camera-ready skin, there’s a working mom like any you’ve met: spinning plates, righting wrongs, protecting her kids, and namechecking her therapist. All you need is the invitation...

...“She’s intentional,” Hager says she’s come to realize. “Okay, and she wears cool clothes. Scarlett is an Avenger. But her badassery is not surpassed by her kindness and her generosity. It’s miraculous for somebody who’s been in this industry for so long, which can turn people…” Hager’s light Texan twang peters out with the ellipsis. “You know. Into not kind and generous. I keep being like, There’s some kind error, because you’re famous.” ...

... Whether for streaming rights or AI, Johansson was not, and is not, interested in being a permanent spokesperson. But she’s going to speak up and out when she feels she must. Then, as is usually her M.O., gets out of the way.

“I don't need to be beating the drum the whole time,” she says. “That’s not my place. But, also, I'm not afraid of being invalidated. For certain things, particularly with the streamer residual piece, when the industry is in the process of this huge shift, that bubble eventually had to burst. I guess the bubble popped with me in a way.”

She continues: “I'm fortunate enough to have been working for such a long time, and not that long ago felt settled with where I am in my career.” She says she, not so long ago, lived feast or famine. “Like every single actor working, I had this constant fear that everything would go away. Or that every movie would be my last. I am still the 8-year-old kid just waiting to get another part. But now I see that actually I built something that… that I have a place here. And because of that, I've been able to stand up for myself and not feel like I would disappear. I can shoulder it.”

Daehawk · Post by **Daehawk** » Tue Mar 11, 2025 12:12 pm

Good for her.

Unagi · Post by **Unagi** » Tue Mar 11, 2025 12:14 pm

Pyperkub wrote: Tue Mar 11, 2025 11:51 am
Introducing Scarlett Johansson
"I can shoulder it.”

GreenGoo · Post by **GreenGoo** » Tue Mar 11, 2025 12:31 pm

But her badassery is not surpassed by her kindness and her generosity

Just how unkind and ungenerous is she?

Unagi · Post by **Unagi** » Wed Mar 12, 2025 8:59 am

yeah, I failed to read that properly the first time.

Doesn't that basically translate to: She doesn't let kindness or generosity get in the way of being a badass?

Max Peck · Post by **Max Peck** » Wed Mar 12, 2025 9:57 am

I'm going with "bad writing/editing" given that the context seems to be that she's not only badass but also (even more so?) she is kind and generous.

hepcat · Post by **hepcat** » Wed Mar 12, 2025 1:00 pm

One of the few funny things on SNL these days is the constant ribbing of Colin Jost over his wife's fame/wealth.