Scarlett Johansson's Golden Globes (maybe NSFW)
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This thread has not aged well.
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Nor have most of us.
It's almost as if people are the problem.
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But what about
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Jesus, this thread is 16 years old!Blackhawk wrote:This thread has not aged well.
And the first reply was "Can she squirt?"
Yeah, it's not our finest.
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Well can she?
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well. it was from Zekester... Say his name 3 times and Runningman9 will appear
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Well to be fair, 16 years ago I was only 15, so I was still quite immature.
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Hell, I just turned 56 and still immature.YellowKing wrote: ↑Fri Feb 25, 2022 5:41 pm Well to be fair, 16 years ago I was only 15, so I was still quite immature.
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Man you're old. Ill only be 53 this year. Inside Im 25. Wife would then say Im 12. It averages out.
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9YO son just asked me to put batteries in his despicable me fart gun. Spent the next 15 minutes playing with his fart gun. Despite my wife hating it I still encourage him to use whenever possible.Lassr wrote: ↑Sat Feb 26, 2022 1:39 pmHell, I just turned 56 and still immature.YellowKing wrote: ↑Fri Feb 25, 2022 5:41 pm Well to be fair, 16 years ago I was only 15, so I was still quite immature.
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Good on ya mate!
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Yep. My all-time favorite toy I ever bought for my kids. We moved last month, and, as I was upacking lots of moving boxes, I happened upon lots of old toys my older kids have not played with since they were much younger. Finding that fart gun was the highlight of the move!EvilHomer3k wrote: ↑Sat Feb 26, 2022 4:28 pm9YO son just asked me to put batteries in his despicable me fart gun. Spent the next 15 minutes playing with his fart gun. Despite my wife hating it I still encourage him to use whenever possible.Lassr wrote: ↑Sat Feb 26, 2022 1:39 pmHell, I just turned 56 and still immature.YellowKing wrote: ↑Fri Feb 25, 2022 5:41 pm Well to be fair, 16 years ago I was only 15, so I was still quite immature.
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Georgia's GOP HATES this thread!
We're doomed... Scarlett Johansson's Golden Globes R.I.P. The thread of death....celebrity or otherwiseGeorgia GOP Chair Goes Full Flat-Earth, Says Globes Are Part of a Conspiracy
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Makes sense. I mean, who DOESN'T flex their abs tight when they drink water on the beach?
In their underwear.
In their underwear.
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How did you find that picture of me at the beach?
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Or why were you looking at pictures like this.
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Since you have failed to achieve, even in the modest task that was your charge... I have no choice but to post this bountiful bulge, Daehawk. And with hepcat as my witness, tell you this: The impropriety of any further tit ogle shall be visited tenfold upon YOUR head. I promise you TEN protruding packages. When least you expect them.
By God, sir. I will not abide another ogled tit.
BEHOLD his BULGE
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Daehawk, you should be flattered.
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For God's sake Daehawk just do what he says!
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Does this have to do with honey down there?
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Did not expect this!
[I was just amused that there were two identically named threads about THE BEAR that wound up in immediate proximity.]
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Happy 40th birthday to the Scarlett Johansson’s Golden Globes!
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Thats only 20 years each..still young and cant buy beer.
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I'll take the risk.Daehawk wrote:Thats only 20 years each..still young and cant buy beer.
Black Lives definitely Matter Lorini!
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