Zombie II: ArmyofOne can't do it alone. Villagers win.

Arcanis · Post by **Arcanis** » Thu Sep 28, 2006 4:16 pm

ok since i will be leaving work in about 45 min and won't be able to get back on until tomorrow due to practice, i'll withdraw my vot for YM if he posts before he gets lynched. And a reminder i will be out of town Saterday so don't take me being quite as a sign of me being a zombe and take a hammer to my head.

Chaosraven · Post by **Chaosraven** » Thu Sep 28, 2006 4:17 pm

Remus West wrote:And Chaosraven posts often enough now that he is here that he makes me look quiet. And still wonders why he gets eaten. By the way, I figured out why you get eaten and I don't. People know I am a Lions fan and they take pity on my exsistance. Plus, you proved my ability to be manipulated in your first game.

I post more text than Grundbegriff without all that messy logic and
tactical usefulness.

Hell, I may enter more keystrokes than the rest of a games players combined.

No I don't wonder why I get eaten or lynched early.

I'm suspicious.

tru1cy is suspicious. Every game I've seen, and yet that's just the way
tru1cy *IS* in these games... Shady.

But tru1cy is going to get a free pass one of these games because the
village killing him proves his innocence. So the odds favor tru1cy
being a bad guy *one* of these days.

Honestly?

Right now REMUS WEST holds my suspicious behavior vote, and
if he can't figure out why I'm definately leaving it there.

ArmyOfOne · Post by **ArmyOfOne** » Thu Sep 28, 2006 4:19 pm

People know I am a Lions fan and they take pity on my exsistance.

I was a zombie in the first game so I can confirm this. Except we didn't eat you because we took pity on you for being a Lions fan. We didn't eat you because you were a Lions fan. You see, Lions fans don't actually have brains, and since zombies are in the brain eating business. Well, it just wouldn't make a whole lot of sense.

Arcanis · Post by **Arcanis** » Thu Sep 28, 2006 4:19 pm

Bakhtosh wrote:At least you're not a Saints fan.

hey i am a Saints fan

.

Who 'dat Who 'dat gona beat them Saints. Not them dirty birds fa' show.

At least this year i have a reason to be excited they are actually playing as a team.

edit to add useless info:

i just realized i'm going to be playing D&D tonight after practice and we are headed into a crypt full of undead so i get to kill some zombies there too. Waaaahoooo.

ps i know i'm a dork.

ArmyOfOne · Post by **ArmyOfOne** » Thu Sep 28, 2006 4:22 pm

I vote to lynch Yankeeman.

I'm a sucker for a good bandwagon.

yossar · Post by **yossar** » Thu Sep 28, 2006 4:26 pm

YM hasn't posted anything anywhere since last night. I'm going to give him the benefit of the doubt that he's still hungover in bed with a fat chick.

Bakhtosh · Post by **Bakhtosh** » Thu Sep 28, 2006 4:28 pm

yossar wrote:YM hasn't posted anything anywhere since last night. I'm going to give him the benefit of the doubt that he's still hungover in bed with a fat chick.

ROFL!

Damn that's cold...

Remus West · Post by **Remus West** » Thu Sep 28, 2006 4:28 pm

Bakhtosh wrote:At least you're not a Saints fan.

Umm, who has the worst record in the NFL over the last 5 seasons? Who is currently 0-3 vs. who is 3-0? And I like the Saints too, I think they are going in the right direction. Which is the same thing I said about the Atlanta Braves in the late 80s so expect big things coming for you too.

st_dysan · Post by **st_dysan** » Thu Sep 28, 2006 4:29 pm

Damn....I'm tempted to just vote for Chaosraven just so I don't have to read all those long posts...But I will cut him some slack and acknowledge that he did come up with ArmyofOnehalf here...one half there...but I still don't have a vote yet..I'm not into the whole kill the quiet ones yet....so someone piss me off!!

Arcanis · Post by **Arcanis** » Thu Sep 28, 2006 4:29 pm

yossar wrote:YM hasn't posted anything anywhere since last night. I'm going to give him the benefit of the doubt that he's still hungover in bed with a fat chick.

Fat chicks are like Mopeds they are fun but you don't want your friends to catch you rideing one

first thing that came to mind when i saw the post. And that is just because i saw the commedian on comedy central the other night when he said it.

i can't say much most of my GF's have been 200lbs+ girls.

edit:

I declare Remus Inocent since he is the only other sap who likes the Saints too. Dome Patrol all the way baby yeah.

Bakhtosh · Post by **Bakhtosh** » Thu Sep 28, 2006 4:30 pm

I keep going over the list of players, and there aren't any obvious targets to get rid of dead weight. Everyone on it is a player who has participated in the past, so there aren't any newbies. And no one is jumping out at me...

Remus West · Post by **Remus West** » Thu Sep 28, 2006 4:30 pm

Chaosraven wrote:Right now REMUS WEST holds my suspicious behavior vote, and if he can't figure out why I'm definately leaving it there.

Because you're a bastage?

Chaosraven · Post by **Chaosraven** » Thu Sep 28, 2006 4:31 pm

Remus West - (bakhtosh) yankeeman84
yossar
ChrisGrenard - yankeeman84
noxiousdog
pr0ner - (bakhtosh) yankeeman84
Bakhtosh - (chaosraven)
setaside
Mr. Bubbles
tgb
Arcanis - (setaside)(chaosraven)(armyofone) yankeeman84
tru1cy - remus west
Yankeeman84
ArmyofOne - yankeeman84
ChaosRaven - remus west
st_dysan -

(withdrawn)

yankeeman84: 5
remus west: 2

tru1cy · Post by **tru1cy** » Thu Sep 28, 2006 4:34 pm

withdraw my vote for Remus West and instead cast vote for Yankeeman84. A yankee's fan deserves a slow death

Chaosraven · Post by **Chaosraven** » Thu Sep 28, 2006 4:34 pm

Remus West wrote:
Chaosraven wrote:Right now REMUS WEST holds my suspicious behavior vote, and if he can't figure out why I'm definately leaving it there.
Because you're a bastage?

Though true enough, that is not the correct answer.

Arcanis · Post by **Arcanis** » Thu Sep 28, 2006 4:35 pm

Chaosraven wrote:Remus West - (bakhtosh) yankeeman84
yossar
ChrisGrenard - yankeeman84
noxiousdog
pr0ner - (bakhtosh) yankeeman84
Bakhtosh - (chaosraven)
setaside
Mr. Bubbles
tgb
Arcanis - (setaside)(chaosraven)(armyofone) yankeeman84
tru1cy - remus west
Yankeeman84
ArmyofOne - yankeeman84
ChaosRaven - remus west
st_dysan -

(withdrawn)

yankeeman84: 5
remus west: 2

make note my constant changeing is to poke people into partisipating I just don't want people who aren't going to be here at all getting a free ride to the end and getting us killed when they decide to vote with the zombies. right now no one but the zombies and siblings even have any idea what anyone else is.

Chaosraven · Post by **Chaosraven** » Thu Sep 28, 2006 4:36 pm

It is at this point that if YM is a bad guy the bad guys have either
added their vote to his bandwagon to prove their innocence, or have
passed beyond the time for it to do any good.

The next 2 votes will be conspicuous.

Chaosraven · Post by **Chaosraven** » Thu Sep 28, 2006 4:39 pm

Indeed, Arcanis, you have consistently changed after the prod has
produced results.

After the first day (assuming I'm still alive over the Night of Eating)
I will post analysis of why I think people did the things they do.

Take *that* you nasty Undead Buffet Mongers!! Tremble in fear at the
impending Day 2 barrage of Chaosraven posts!!!

(take heart, sibling, doc, and psychic... by eating me, you all get another
day for free!)

Remus West · Post by **Remus West** » Thu Sep 28, 2006 4:45 pm

Chaosraven wrote: Take *that* you nasty Undead Buffet Mongers!! Tremble in fear at the
impending Day 2 barrage of Chaosraven posts!!!

Umm are you trying to get them to eat you or us to lynch you? I'm confused. When was it you wanted to be removed?

Chaosraven · Post by **Chaosraven** » Thu Sep 28, 2006 5:03 pm

Ummm.

It's reverse psychology, man.

Don't tell anyone.

tgb · Post by **tgb** » Thu Sep 28, 2006 5:04 pm

I don't know why it would make me stand out, but I'll hop aboard the Yankeeman bandwagon. Throw his head down the well!

ChrisGrenard · Post by **ChrisGrenard** » Thu Sep 28, 2006 5:11 pm

Temporarily withdrawing vote for Yankitman. I mean, sure, he wouldn't be missed and all, but I somehow doubt a real zombie would have gone on this long without hopping into the thread at all.

Bakhtosh · Post by **Bakhtosh** » Thu Sep 28, 2006 5:15 pm

YM84 has not posted anywhere on the forums since before the game started, so he probably doesn't know the game has started.

But since the specials didn't have to make any moves last night, we can't use that to determine his guilt/innocence.

Chaosraven · Post by **Chaosraven** » Thu Sep 28, 2006 5:19 pm

This game was started one regular shift ago. eight hours can easily
be reasoned away. I came home early as I feel horrible and discovered
the game had begun.

Personally, I'd like to see everyone respond at least once, whether a
oneliner like noxiousdog, a couple funny notes like mr bubbles, an actual
vote like pr0ner, a silly vote like st_dysan, or banter as remus, bakhtosh,
and chaosraven (yes third person) have thus far spewed.

I onlly say this because with this many people and without variation
in the votes the patterns disappear into one single bandwagon.

I withdraw my Remus West vote as he has provided me with the
proper answer, however inadvertently.

Remus West · Post by **Remus West** » Thu Sep 28, 2006 5:51 pm

Damn, my next guess was that its because you're a smuck. Stupid correct answer. Myself I think it likely that at least one of our zombies have voted to kill YM at this point so I will withdraw my Yankeeman84 vote and think it over. Someone call the fire department in case...oh, never mind I'm done. Mr Bubbles cause I'm gonna call him french at some point and get him all riled up might as well start now.

Chaosraven · Post by **Chaosraven** » Thu Sep 28, 2006 6:00 pm

I vote for TRU1CY because ONE of these times the
suspicious behavior *has* to pan out...

Mr Bubbles · Post by **Mr Bubbles** » Thu Sep 28, 2006 6:23 pm

Remus West wrote:Damn, my next guess was that its because you're a smuck. Stupid correct answer. Myself I think it likely that at least one of our zombies have voted to kill YM at this point so I will withdraw my Yankeeman84 vote and think it over. Someone call the fire department in case...oh, never mind I'm done. Mr Bubbles cause I'm gonna call him french at some point and get him all riled up might as well start now.

You know what... You smell of crepes you baret wearing Napoleon loving socialist! You and your 35 hour work weeks.. I fart in your general direction.

Remus West · Post by **Remus West** » Thu Sep 28, 2006 6:23 pm

ArmyOfOne wrote:
People know I am a Lions fan and they take pity on my exsistance.
I was a zombie in the first game so I can confirm this. Except we didn't eat you because we took pity on you for being a Lions fan. We didn't eat you because you were a Lions fan. You see, Lions fans don't actually have brains, and since zombies are in the brain eating business. Well, it just wouldn't make a whole lot of sense.

Ouch.

We might not have brains but we have hope. Foolish baseless hope, but every year we start afresh with "this year they might do something". At least we never tell ourselves SB like those poor bastards in Indi do.

st_dysan · Post by **st_dysan** » Thu Sep 28, 2006 7:45 pm

So confused.....

Remus West · Post by **Remus West** » Thu Sep 28, 2006 9:37 pm

It has been almost 24 hours since YM posted at all. I hope everything is alright with him as he seems to usually be on here more often than that. I will give him until tomorrow morning when I get to work before I vote to cut the dead weight so this game can continue moving. The main problem I have with this is that without there having been a night cycle we have no way to know if his being gone would affect that. If it doesn't then he would clearly be an innocent powerless and should be preserved if for no other reason than to keep the numbers up of innocents. However if the night cycle would be affected he could be any of a number of roles and it is close to 50/50 if this would be good for the village to kill him. (O.K. actually 3/2 zombies/powers that help)

yossar · Post by **yossar** » Thu Sep 28, 2006 9:45 pm

So are most people waiting for YM to post to make a decision? In order to keep the game moving, I'm going to vote to kill Yankeeman, his being incapacitated underneath a fat chick notwithstanding.

tru1cy · Post by **tru1cy** » Thu Sep 28, 2006 10:06 pm

Chaosraven wrote:I vote for TRU1CY because ONE of these times the
suspicious behavior *has* to pan out...

You would be wrong again! My streak continues as I am still innocent, but if hanging me is required I will happily go to the gallows knowing that once again I am innocent

yossar · Post by **yossar** » Thu Sep 28, 2006 10:13 pm

How are we killing these zombies? Do you hang them or do you need to burn them or something?

Remus West · Post by **Remus West** » Thu Sep 28, 2006 10:29 pm

Cut their heads off and examine their stomach contents. And hope you don't find these:

Bakhtosh · Post by **Bakhtosh** » Thu Sep 28, 2006 11:36 pm

SpankeeMan...where are you?

setaside · Post by **setaside** » Fri Sep 29, 2006 10:00 am

Not sure where the vote count it is but we do need to get going on this game. I'll vote Yankeeman.

I'll be very sporadic througout the day today. I've got a United Way campaign next week and I'm trying to finish up the planning for it today so that we're ready to go on Monday. I may not have a lot of time to post.

Bakhtosh · Post by **Bakhtosh** » Fri Sep 29, 2006 10:05 am

Okay, it's been long enough. Yankeeman, I wish you could have participated in this game. Maybe next time.

Ralph-Wiggum · Post by **Ralph-Wiggum** » Fri Sep 29, 2006 10:06 am

Voting is closed. Write-up shortly.

Ralph-Wiggum · Post by **Ralph-Wiggum** » Fri Sep 29, 2006 10:17 am

With not much to go on, it took the villagers many hours to decide whom to kill. But one villager was a bit too quiet for the others. Silence breeds suspicion and eventually the group decided that Yankeeman84 needs to die.

Oddly enough, Yankeeman's silence remained as he was being dragged out into the field. He made no protestations, even as the blade chopped through his neck.

"Now cut open his stomach and look for the brains!!!" someone yelled. "Captain Caveman had brains?" another quipped. Most thought that such humor was inappropriate at this time (and not very funny).

Yankeeman's stomach was sliced and his guts fell to the ground. But the only food in his stomach was a half-eaten quad stacker and 5 Arby's roast beef sandwhiches. Yankeeman84 was not a zombie.

The crowd hung their heads in shame. Why hadn't he claimed his innocence? With nothing more to say, each villager returned to his home to wait out the night. Would the zombies strike again tonight?

It is night. My inbox is open to PM's.

Arcanis · Post by **Arcanis** » Fri Sep 29, 2006 10:44 am

**crickets**

wow no one to even complaine that that was crappy. If anyone hears from YM let him know to post in here or something so we can know if he's ok.