Ok, that made me laugh and I needed one today!
2012 Elections
Moderators: $iljanus, LawBeefaroni
- Grifman
- Posts: 22164
- Joined: Wed Oct 13, 2004 7:17 pm
Re: 2012 Elections
Tolerance is the virtue of the man without convictions. – G.K. Chesterton
- Rip
- Posts: 26952
- Joined: Tue Oct 12, 2004 9:34 pm
- Location: Cajun Country!
- Contact:
Re: 2012 Elections
Intel that Osama Bin Laden is hiding out in the ocean.
HAHAHA!
HAHAHA!
- Pyperkub
- Posts: 24398
- Joined: Mon Dec 13, 2004 5:07 pm
- Location: NC- that's Northern California
- Contact:
Re: Re: 2012 Elections
And there he goes...Pyperkub wrote:It's just because the fields not together yet. Wait until the negative fur starts flying. If he runs he'll disappear faster than Rudy did.
Sent from my SPH-D700 using Tapatalk
As Trump got more and more exposure over the last month Republicans didn't just decide they weren't interested in having him as their nominee- they also decided they flat don't like him. Only 34% of GOP voters now have a favorable opinion of Trump to 53% who view him in a negative light.
Black Lives definitely Matter Lorini!
Also: There are three ways to not tell the truth: lies, damned lies, and statistics.
Also: There are three ways to not tell the truth: lies, damned lies, and statistics.
- El Guapo
- Posts: 42285
- Joined: Sat Jul 09, 2005 4:01 pm
- Location: Boston
Re: 2012 Elections
Man, the 'campaign' that Trump has been running is really an unmitigated disaster, I think. It's really hard to think of him actually getting the nomination. Meanwhile he's shattering his image as a smart, if ruthless, businessperson - it's hard to see him as anything other than an oaf now. And turning off viewers in large numbers - I read that the Apprentice numbers are way down.
Black Lives Matter.
- silverjon
- Posts: 10781
- Joined: Wed Mar 12, 2008 7:16 pm
- Location: Western Canuckistan
Re: 2012 Elections
"Kill them, Plug!"
"I can't do that, sir, I'm a publicist!"
"Then ... kill them ... with bad publicity!"
"Sir, there's no such thing as bad publicity."
"Plug!"
"Consider it done."
"I can't do that, sir, I'm a publicist!"
"Then ... kill them ... with bad publicity!"
"Sir, there's no such thing as bad publicity."
"Plug!"
"Consider it done."
wot?
To be fair, adolescent power fantasy tripe is way easier to write than absurd existential horror, and every community has got to start somewhere... right?
Unless one loses a precious thing, he will never know its true value. A little light finally scratches the darkness; it lets the exhausted one face his shattered dream and realize his path cannot be walked. Can man live happily without embracing his wounded heart?
To be fair, adolescent power fantasy tripe is way easier to write than absurd existential horror, and every community has got to start somewhere... right?
Unless one loses a precious thing, he will never know its true value. A little light finally scratches the darkness; it lets the exhausted one face his shattered dream and realize his path cannot be walked. Can man live happily without embracing his wounded heart?
- Kraken
- Posts: 45602
- Joined: Tue Oct 12, 2004 11:59 pm
- Location: The Hub of the Universe
- Contact:
Re: 2012 Elections
In related news Newt announced today that he's going to announce tomorrow. Democrats everywhere applauded the development.
- Grifman
- Posts: 22164
- Joined: Wed Oct 13, 2004 7:17 pm
Re: 2012 Elections
And his current wife retained a divorce lawyerKraken wrote:In related news Newt announced today that he's going to announce tomorrow. Democrats everywhere applauded the development.

Tolerance is the virtue of the man without convictions. – G.K. Chesterton
- Exodor
- Posts: 17315
- Joined: Tue Oct 12, 2004 11:10 pm
- Location: Portland, OR
Re: 2012 Elections
A wise move according to rumors I've heard.Grifman wrote:And his current wife retained a divorce lawyerKraken wrote:In related news Newt announced today that he's going to announce tomorrow. Democrats everywhere applauded the development.
- Kraken
- Posts: 45602
- Joined: Tue Oct 12, 2004 11:59 pm
- Location: The Hub of the Universe
- Contact:
Re: 2012 Elections
And Donald Trump demanded that he release his marriage license.Grifman wrote:And his current wife retained a divorce lawyerKraken wrote:In related news Newt announced today that he's going to announce tomorrow. Democrats everywhere applauded the development.
- Holman
- Posts: 30429
- Joined: Sun Oct 24, 2004 8:00 pm
- Location: Between the Schuylkill and the Wissahickon
Re: 2012 Elections
Newt: "Callista, I've decided. I'm going to form a new exploratory committee."
Callista: <<Bursts into tears>> "Just like that??"
Newt: "I mean for the campaign!"
Callista: <<Bursts into tears>> "Just like that??"
Newt: "I mean for the campaign!"
Much prefer my Nazis Nuremberged.
- Grifman
- Posts: 22164
- Joined: Wed Oct 13, 2004 7:17 pm
Re: 2012 Elections
But I'm doing it for America!Holman wrote:Newt: "Callista, I've decided. I'm going to form a new exploratory committee."
Callista: <<Bursts into tears>> "Just like that??"
Newt: "I mean for the campaign!"
LOL!

Tolerance is the virtue of the man without convictions. – G.K. Chesterton
- Scuzz
- Posts: 11244
- Joined: Tue Jul 08, 2008 5:31 pm
- Location: The Arm Pit of California
Re: 2012 Elections
Does Newt really think the "American Public" will just ignore his marital infidelities? I am sure there are some great Newt quotes during Lewinsky Gate.
Black Lives Matter
- Exodor
- Posts: 17315
- Joined: Tue Oct 12, 2004 11:10 pm
- Location: Portland, OR
Re: 2012 Elections
Suggested slogan for Newt's campaign:

Gingrich 2012: He will always love America. Unless it gets cancer


- Kraken
- Posts: 45602
- Joined: Tue Oct 12, 2004 11:59 pm
- Location: The Hub of the Universe
- Contact:
Re: 2012 Elections
Mitt Romney's health care tightwire act
From my perch here in Liberal Land, Romney appears to be the Republicans' only electable candidate (combining moderation with star power). The article says that NH voters are not as harsh on him, so it would be wrong to count him out just yet. But it sure does look like the Republicans are doing all they can to ensure Obama's reelection.
But Republicans won't let him have his cake and eat it, too.ANN ARBOR, Mich. — Mitt Romney stoutly defended his Massachusetts health care law in the face of its conservative critics, and called yesterday for replacing President Obama’s national plan with a more state-based overhaul of the US health care system.
In the first policy speech of his budding presidential campaign, Romney gave his strongest endorsement to date of the Massachusetts plan, including the decision to require residents to obtain health coverage.
“A lot of pundits around the nation are saying that I should just stand up and say this whole thing was a mistake, that it was a boneheaded idea and I should just admit it,’’ Romney said. “But there’s only one problem with that: It wouldn’t be honest. I, in fact, did what I believed was right for the people of my state.’’
But his plan for the country is radically different from his plan for Massachusetts. It includes no mandate for individual coverage, and changes tax laws to encourage people to buy their own portable insurance rather than relying on their employer’s coverage.
Ouch.WASHINGTON — The opposition among Republicans to Mitt Romney’s health care record runs deep, from the visceral vehemence of the grass-roots Tea Party movement to the dressing-down delivered yesterday by the bastion of conservative intellectuals: the editorial page of the Wall Street Journal.
...
Under the headline “Obama’s Running Mate,’’ the Journal questioned Romney’s very “philosophy of government,’’ an indictment that conservatives usually reserve for at tacks on liberal Democrats.
Instead of running for president as a Republican, the editorial suggested, he should be a candidate to replace Vice President Joe Biden on the Democratic ticket.
...
“Romneycare is an albatross around his neck,’’ said Blakely, in an interview. She suggested that Romney’s health care record cannot be explained away by charts and graphs or by a political argument — only a complete and unequivocal apology will do. “He needs to say, ‘If I could do it over, I would never have done it.’
...
“Game over, Mitt Romney,’’ conservative commentator Erick Erickson declared on his radio show last night. “Everyone’s been waiting for him to distance himself from Romneycare, but instead, every Republican will be distancing themselves from Romney.’’
...
“Mitt Romney, he’s OK with socialism at the state level, but not on the national level,’’ Erickson said.

From my perch here in Liberal Land, Romney appears to be the Republicans' only electable candidate (combining moderation with star power). The article says that NH voters are not as harsh on him, so it would be wrong to count him out just yet. But it sure does look like the Republicans are doing all they can to ensure Obama's reelection.
- El Guapo
- Posts: 42285
- Joined: Sat Jul 09, 2005 4:01 pm
- Location: Boston
Re: 2012 Elections
The good news for Romney is that if he can somehow survive the GOP primary, all of this opposition and consternation on the right would probably help him a great deal in the general election. The bad news is that he's virtually certain to lose the GOP primary.
Black Lives Matter.
- Freezer-TPF-
- Posts: 12698
- Joined: Wed Oct 13, 2004 2:41 pm
- Location: VA
Re: 2012 Elections
Primary voters love and appreciate nuance. I'm sure Romney will be just fine.
When the sun goes out, we'll have eight minutes to live.
- GreenGoo
- Posts: 43485
- Joined: Thu Oct 14, 2004 10:46 pm
- Location: Ottawa, ON
Re: 2012 Elections
Very, very funny.Exodor wrote:Suggested slogan for Newt's campaign:
Gingrich 2012: He will always love America. Unless it gets cancer![]()
- Mr. Fed
- Posts: 15111
- Joined: Tue Oct 12, 2004 11:05 pm
- Location: Los Angeles, CA
- YellowKing
- Posts: 31421
- Joined: Wed Oct 13, 2004 2:02 pm
Re: 2012 Elections
I'd have voted in a heartbeat for early 90s Newt. But the baggage he carries now with his infidelity, etc. Ugh.
I know I say this every election cycle but this may finally be the year I just stay home.
I know I say this every election cycle but this may finally be the year I just stay home.
- Pyperkub
- Posts: 24398
- Joined: Mon Dec 13, 2004 5:07 pm
- Location: NC- that's Northern California
- Contact:
Re: 2012 Elections
Will Cartman read the tagline?Mr. Fed wrote:
Black Lives definitely Matter Lorini!
Also: There are three ways to not tell the truth: lies, damned lies, and statistics.
Also: There are three ways to not tell the truth: lies, damned lies, and statistics.
- Exodor
- Posts: 17315
- Joined: Tue Oct 12, 2004 11:10 pm
- Location: Portland, OR
Re: 2012 Elections
Huh. Turns out that Newt is a scumbag cheater but his first wife didn't have cancer
So thats's better, I guess?
So thats's better, I guess?
- Freezer-TPF-
- Posts: 12698
- Joined: Wed Oct 13, 2004 2:41 pm
- Location: VA
Re: 2012 Elections
Ok, fine:
Newt 2012: I love America more than I love most of my wives.
Newt 2012: I love America more than I love most of my wives.
When the sun goes out, we'll have eight minutes to live.
- msduncan
- Posts: 14587
- Joined: Tue Oct 19, 2004 11:41 pm
- Location: Birmingham, Alabama
Re: 2012 Elections
Way too early to make that call.YellowKing wrote:I'd have voted in a heartbeat for early 90s Newt. But the baggage he carries now with his infidelity, etc. Ugh.
I know I say this every election cycle but this may finally be the year I just stay home.
Plus remember the last time you decided to send a message?
It's 109 first team All-Americans.
It's a college football record 61 bowl appearances.
It's 34 bowl victories.
It's 24 Southeastern Conference Championships.
It's 15 National Championships.
At some places they play football. At Alabama we live it.
It's a college football record 61 bowl appearances.
It's 34 bowl victories.
It's 24 Southeastern Conference Championships.
It's 15 National Championships.
At some places they play football. At Alabama we live it.
- Defiant
- Posts: 21045
- Joined: Tue Oct 12, 2004 11:09 pm
- Location: Tongue in cheek
- Holman
- Posts: 30429
- Joined: Sun Oct 24, 2004 8:00 pm
- Location: Between the Schuylkill and the Wissahickon
Re: 2012 Elections
This means a shake-up, since he has been polling consistently high.Defiant wrote:Huckabee says he won't run for president
Where do the Huckabee voters go now? I don't think Romney is their natural second choice.
Much prefer my Nazis Nuremberged.
- Captain Caveman
- Posts: 11687
- Joined: Wed Oct 13, 2004 8:57 am
Re: 2012 Elections
Holman wrote:Where do the Huckabee voters go now? I don't think Romney is their natural second choice.

- Kraken
- Posts: 45602
- Joined: Tue Oct 12, 2004 11:59 pm
- Location: The Hub of the Universe
- Contact:
Re: 2012 Elections
He might have won the nomination but he would not have beaten Obama. Better to wait for 2016 when neither party has an incumbent.
- Alefroth
- Posts: 9554
- Joined: Thu Oct 14, 2004 1:56 pm
- Location: Bellingham WA
Re: 2012 Elections
What's going to change?msduncan wrote:Way too early to make that call.YellowKing wrote:I'd have voted in a heartbeat for early 90s Newt. But the baggage he carries now with his infidelity, etc. Ugh.
I know I say this every election cycle but this may finally be the year I just stay home.
Plus remember the last time you decided to send a message?
Ale
- msduncan
- Posts: 14587
- Joined: Tue Oct 19, 2004 11:41 pm
- Location: Birmingham, Alabama
Re: 2012 Elections
I quite possibly would have voted for Huckabee if nobody else joins the race that I like better. The answer from me is: I don't know.Holman wrote:This means a shake-up, since he has been polling consistently high.Defiant wrote:Huckabee says he won't run for president
Where do the Huckabee voters go now? I don't think Romney is their natural second choice.
It's 109 first team All-Americans.
It's a college football record 61 bowl appearances.
It's 34 bowl victories.
It's 24 Southeastern Conference Championships.
It's 15 National Championships.
At some places they play football. At Alabama we live it.
It's a college football record 61 bowl appearances.
It's 34 bowl victories.
It's 24 Southeastern Conference Championships.
It's 15 National Championships.
At some places they play football. At Alabama we live it.
- msduncan
- Posts: 14587
- Joined: Tue Oct 19, 2004 11:41 pm
- Location: Birmingham, Alabama
Re: 2012 Elections
Alefroth wrote:What's going to change?msduncan wrote:Way too early to make that call.YellowKing wrote:I'd have voted in a heartbeat for early 90s Newt. But the baggage he carries now with his infidelity, etc. Ugh.
I know I say this every election cycle but this may finally be the year I just stay home.
Plus remember the last time you decided to send a message?
Ale
More candidates join the race?
It's 109 first team All-Americans.
It's a college football record 61 bowl appearances.
It's 34 bowl victories.
It's 24 Southeastern Conference Championships.
It's 15 National Championships.
At some places they play football. At Alabama we live it.
It's a college football record 61 bowl appearances.
It's 34 bowl victories.
It's 24 Southeastern Conference Championships.
It's 15 National Championships.
At some places they play football. At Alabama we live it.
- Holman
- Posts: 30429
- Joined: Sun Oct 24, 2004 8:00 pm
- Location: Between the Schuylkill and the Wissahickon
Re: 2012 Elections
I've been wondering about this. It seems like the 2012 GOP nomination race started about three days after Obama was inaugurated, and people are already tired of the old faces. There's plenty of time this summer or fall for a newcomer to join the ranks. Plus, now that Trump's basically over, the media is ready for the next contestant. So who's waiting in the wings?msduncan wrote: More candidates join the race?
I halfway expected Stanley McChrystal to move in, but I don't think any GOP'er can base his whole candidacy on the GWOT with Osama dead.
Who else?
Much prefer my Nazis Nuremberged.
- msduncan
- Posts: 14587
- Joined: Tue Oct 19, 2004 11:41 pm
- Location: Birmingham, Alabama
Re: 2012 Elections
I was reluctant to do so, but I'll go ahead and throw my name into the pot.
My first campaign promise: Federal funding for Octopus Overlords.
My first campaign promise: Federal funding for Octopus Overlords.
It's 109 first team All-Americans.
It's a college football record 61 bowl appearances.
It's 34 bowl victories.
It's 24 Southeastern Conference Championships.
It's 15 National Championships.
At some places they play football. At Alabama we live it.
It's a college football record 61 bowl appearances.
It's 34 bowl victories.
It's 24 Southeastern Conference Championships.
It's 15 National Championships.
At some places they play football. At Alabama we live it.
- Captain Caveman
- Posts: 11687
- Joined: Wed Oct 13, 2004 8:57 am
Re: 2012 Elections
I'll take a complete stab in the dark and call Jon Huntsman as the nominee.
- Kraken
- Posts: 45602
- Joined: Tue Oct 12, 2004 11:59 pm
- Location: The Hub of the Universe
- Contact:
Re: 2012 Elections
Unless he goes overboard pandering to wingnuts between now and next April, I will support him in our state's primary. The nomination is usually sewed up before our turn to vote comes around but that might not be true this time with such a weak field and a divided party.Captain Caveman wrote:I'll take a complete stab in the dark and call Jon Huntsman as the nominee.
- Rip
- Posts: 26952
- Joined: Tue Oct 12, 2004 9:34 pm
- Location: Cajun Country!
- Contact:
Re: 2012 Elections
I think an OO Czar would be appropriate.msduncan wrote:I was reluctant to do so, but I'll go ahead and throw my name into the pot.
My first campaign promise: Federal funding for Octopus Overlords.
- Kraken
- Posts: 45602
- Joined: Tue Oct 12, 2004 11:59 pm
- Location: The Hub of the Universe
- Contact:
Re: 2012 Elections
If nominated, I will not accept; if drafted, I will not run; if elected, I will not serve.Rip wrote:I think an OO Czar would be appropriate.msduncan wrote:I was reluctant to do so, but I'll go ahead and throw my name into the pot.
My first campaign promise: Federal funding for Octopus Overlords.
- Newcastle
- Posts: 10168
- Joined: Mon Jan 17, 2005 1:22 am
- Location: reading over a shoulder near you
Re: 2012 Elections
I wonder if Mitch Daniels (Gov of Indiana) will run. Part of my thinking is based on Barbour's withdrawal. I read somewhere that the two are friends and made a promise they wouldnt run against each other. SO i am wondering if barbour withdrew to give daniels a chance.
I am really curious about Huntsman actually, very, very curious how he will present his candidacy. But the candidates have to get in now and start building a network in Iowa. Tons of summer events they have to hit, since Iowa voters expect to be individually courted by the candidates staff. (By the way I hate how our system is set up currently, think it gives too much pwoer to the early nominating states...I need to look into how this evolved).
I am really curious about Huntsman actually, very, very curious how he will present his candidacy. But the candidates have to get in now and start building a network in Iowa. Tons of summer events they have to hit, since Iowa voters expect to be individually courted by the candidates staff. (By the way I hate how our system is set up currently, think it gives too much pwoer to the early nominating states...I need to look into how this evolved).
- Grundbegriff
- Posts: 22277
- Joined: Wed Oct 13, 2004 3:46 am
- Location: http://baroquepotion.com
- Contact:
Re: 2012 Elections
Seems likely. He's apparently even the recipient of a Bush dynasty benediction.Newcastle wrote:I wonder if Mitch Daniels (Gov of Indiana) will run.
- El Guapo
- Posts: 42285
- Joined: Sat Jul 09, 2005 4:01 pm
- Location: Boston
Re: 2012 Elections
Really? You're proposing a government takeover of OO?msduncan wrote:I was reluctant to do so, but I'll go ahead and throw my name into the pot.
My first campaign promise: Federal funding for Octopus Overlords.
I have no choice but to announce my candidacy, to prevent this socialist from gaining office.
Black Lives Matter.
- AWS260
- Posts: 12919
- Joined: Wed Feb 08, 2006 12:51 pm
- Location: Brooklyn
Re: 2012 Elections
POLITICAL SHOCKER: Donald Trump will not run for president.