Octopus Overlords

RMC wrote:

Newcastle wrote:

Vorret wrote:

Newcastle wrote:

triggercut wrote:

El Guapo wrote:I don't know about you guys, but I am strongly in favor of restricting the expansion of slavery into United States territories. What does everyone else think?

That sounds great. I think we'll need to take money and food from starving children and widows to do it.

Meanwhile, if someone's already copping to being Jimmy Carter here....

 RMC 
 
is CLEARLY a jackass!

jimmy had admitted to being tempted by women in playbot

 jimminy cricket 
 

Who?

to not know who jimmy cricket is a mortal sin and a violation of time honored american values. What you said is such a chock full of anti american values right there. I do believe we foudn our first non god fearing democrat in our midst.

 vorret 
 

even though he says he's canadian we all know thats as good as being a yellow bellied democrat.

Maybe he is a Tori, or a wig??? In order to avoid an international incident with Canada, I embrace our Canadian possibly being republican, and

I vote for  Remus West 
 


And I am an Elephant, not a donkey thank you very much.

Egad, Vorret is a Tori???



 Vorret 
 


No good can come from having a Tori around.

That's what I get for not checking... Tori was with a Y, ah well..

Oh my god, I hate myself and the premise of this game already. In order to make this somewhat amusing, at least for me, I am going to channel my inner Lord Mortis for this game.

You have all been warned.

bb2112 wrote:Oh my god, I hate myself and the premise of this game already. In order to make this somewhat amusing, at least for me, I am going to channel my inner Lord Mortis for this game.

You have all been warned.

pffft. You have no "inner LordMortis". Your anal nature will not allow it. I'm not even remotely worried.

Remus West wrote:

bb2112 wrote:Oh my god, I hate myself and the premise of this game already. In order to make this somewhat amusing, at least for me, I am going to channel my inner Lord Mortis for this game.

You have all been warned.

pffft. You have no "inner LordMortis". Your anal nature will not allow it. I'm not even remotely worried.

R W is clearly Republican with this anti-gay sentiment.

Doesn't matter, the only "Good" Remus is still a DEAD Remus.

well we can start a new streak...2 games in a row...remus is the day 1 lynch?

would be kind of funny ya know.

Remus West wrote:

bb2112 wrote:Oh my god, I hate myself and the premise of this game already. In order to make this somewhat amusing, at least for me, I am going to channel my inner Lord Mortis for this game.

You have all been warned.

pffft. You have no "inner LordMortis". Your anal nature will not allow it. I'm not even remotely worried.

You should me off know. You dirt repugs.

Don't you hate it when you sit in you office area by yourself and someone comes in to ask a you were the assignment is you were supposed to done and you have no idea what the fuck the guy is talking about? Then he tells me he sent an email asking for some thing that is going to take 3 mo to complete and a budget of 2 quadrillion dolars this mornign but when I check my email ther is nothing there and he shrugs saying not his problem. Not your problem asshole?you need to go talk to the president because he vetoed that shit last week. Not my problem. Asshole repug. I need my morning coffeee,

You guys should really lynch me know, I will just be a distractoin later.

I refuse to lynch bb2112 due to the fact that I can see his skin crawling every time he reads his own posts there. The urge to correct himself has to be killing him. Right now he probably looks like a $5 crack whore in the first days of rehab.

bb2112 wrote:SQUIRREL

LOL!!!

LETS HAVE A

Can't vote for Grund!??!?

 Lynch El Guapo 
 


I bet he wants us to live in a socialist state with drum circles on every corner. Yer a friggin hippey, hippey!! GO BACK TO CANDADA!!!

I'm preparing my 24 hour speech so I can filibuster the shit out of this game.

I have signed the order to hang RMC. When I sign an executive order, as your president I EXPECT IT TO BE CARRIED OUT!

However, I am willing to hang Scoop for perceived crimes against humanity.

For now, I'm going to be over here lobbying for legislation to put members of teacher's unions to work in salt mines over the summer. Let me know when one of those bleeding heart pinkos is ready to swing.

I'll be in the Oval Office with the intern...

tru1cy wrote:I'll be in the Oval Office with the intern...

noted

Remus West wrote:

tru1cy wrote:I'll be in the Oval Office with the intern...

noted

you can't believe I would be that crazy to even drop a hint like that...

tru1cy wrote:

Remus West wrote:

tru1cy wrote:I'll be in the Oval Office with the intern...

noted

you can't believe I would be that crazy to even drop a hint like that...

Hey. We all got Oval Offices. Am I right, fellas? Huh? Am I right?

[FACE WITH STUCK-OUT TONGUE AND WINKING EYE]

I read orifice.
Enough internet for today.

 Scoop 
 


I hate tea parties!

Four score and seven years ago, I voted for Remus West. If you all want to be cool, you will too!

Rules Question: do we get notified if Clinton successfully converts a Republican? It appears not (the rules don't say anything about getting any notice), but I just want to check.

Lassr wrote: Scoop 
 


I hate tea parties!

But we will have crumpets!!!

El Guapo wrote:Rules Question: do we get notified if Clinton successfully converts a Republican? It appears not (the rules don't say anything about getting any notice), but I just want to check.

No. The village will never know if the conversion was used (successful or not).

Moliere wrote:

El Guapo wrote:Rules Question: do we get notified if Clinton successfully converts a Republican? It appears not (the rules don't say anything about getting any notice), but I just want to check.

No. The village will never know if the conversion was used (successful or not).

I think he was asking for the Democrats! He's a vile Democrat!!!!

Or maybe he is just a RINO? (Republican in Name Only)

Maybe we should all vote for El Guapo, the Democrat!

Moliere wrote: b) Andrew Jackson has the ability to take down any Republican before being shot for treason. In other words, if he is found guilty of treason he will take one Republican with him - unless the Republican is being protected by Roosevelt. This Kamikaze action works even if Jackson is killed instantly by Roosevelt instead of found guilty of treason.

Rules Question #2: Andrew Jackson's ability doesn't work if he target's Roosevelt's protectee. Does Roosevelt protect anyone on Day 1?

If not, presumably we should try to avoid hitting Jackson until day 2 (to the extent that we can) because Jackson's more likely to fail in his berserk on day 2+, yes?

RMC wrote:

Moliere wrote:

El Guapo wrote:Rules Question: do we get notified if Clinton successfully converts a Republican? It appears not (the rules don't say anything about getting any notice), but I just want to check.

No. The village will never know if the conversion was used (successful or not).

I think he was asking for the Democrats! He's a vile Democrat!!!!

Or maybe he is just a RINO? (Republican in Name Only)

Maybe we should all vote for El Guapo, the Democrat!

Typical democrat, trying to squelch discussion. He must oppose the filibuster!

El Guapo wrote:

Moliere wrote: b) Andrew Jackson has the ability to take down any Republican before being shot for treason. In other words, if he is found guilty of treason he will take one Republican with him - unless the Republican is being protected by Roosevelt. This Kamikaze action works even if Jackson is killed instantly by Roosevelt instead of found guilty of treason.

Rules Question #2: Andrew Jackson's ability doesn't work if he target's Roosevelt's protectee. Does Roosevelt protect anyone on Day 1?

If not, presumably we should try to avoid hitting Jackson until day 2 (to the extent that we can) because Jackson's more likely to fail in his berserk on day 2+, yes?

Teddy's protection is not applied until Night 1. I can't respond to your second question as it relates to strategery.

El Guapo wrote:

RMC wrote:

Moliere wrote:

El Guapo wrote:Rules Question: do we get notified if Clinton successfully converts a Republican? It appears not (the rules don't say anything about getting any notice), but I just want to check.

No. The village will never know if the conversion was used (successful or not).

I think he was asking for the Democrats! He's a vile Democrat!!!!

Or maybe he is just a RINO? (Republican in Name Only)

Maybe we should all vote for El Guapo, the Democrat!

Typical democrat, trying to squelch discussion. He must oppose the filibuster!

Please define 'the' .

triggercut wrote:I have signed the order to hang RMC. When I sign an executive order, as your president I EXPECT IT TO BE CARRIED OUT!

However, I am willing to hang Scoop for perceived crimes against humanity.

For now, I'm going to be over here lobbying for legislation to put members of teacher's unions to work in salt mines over the summer. Let me know when one of those bleeding heart pinkos is ready to swing.

Written in typical Obama fashion... the master of executive orders, particularly in relation to enforcing supposed laws...

 triggercut 
 

 theohall 
 
is absolutely a Democrat. Let's get rid of him.

Now.

triggercut wrote: theohall 
 
is absolutely a Democrat. Let's get rid of him.

Now.

says the man claiming he EXPECTS his Executive Orders to be carried out like the current Democratic President. He used the all caps first, not me. Who does that sound like?

theohall wrote:

triggercut wrote: theohall 
 
is absolutely a Democrat. Let's get rid of him.

Now.

says the man claiming he EXPECTS his Executive Orders to be carried out like the current Democratic President. He used the all caps first, not me. Who does that sound like?

It sounds like you're a Democrat, that's what it sounds like.

Anything else incriminating you want to say, or are you going to give away some more here so that everyone will be sure?

triggercut wrote:

theohall wrote:

triggercut wrote: theohall 
 
is absolutely a Democrat. Let's get rid of him.

Now.

says the man claiming he EXPECTS his Executive Orders to be carried out like the current Democratic President. He used the all caps first, not me. Who does that sound like?

It sounds like you're a Democrat, that's what it sounds like.

Anything else incriminating you want to say, or are you going to give away some more here so that everyone will be sure?

Well I'm convinced.  El Guapo 
 

bb2112 wrote:

triggercut wrote:

theohall wrote:

triggercut wrote: theohall 
 
is absolutely a Democrat. Let's get rid of him.

Now.

says the man claiming he EXPECTS his Executive Orders to be carried out like the current Democratic President. He used the all caps first, not me. Who does that sound like?

It sounds like you're a Democrat, that's what it sounds like.

Anything else incriminating you want to say, or are you going to give away some more here so that everyone will be sure?

Well I'm convinced.  El Guapo 
 

???

Vorret wrote:

bb2112 wrote:

triggercut wrote:

theohall wrote:

triggercut wrote: theohall 
 
is absolutely a Democrat. Let's get rid of him.

Now.

says the man claiming he EXPECTS his Executive Orders to be carried out like the current Democratic President. He used the all caps first, not me. Who does that sound like?

It sounds like you're a Democrat, that's what it sounds like.

Anything else incriminating you want to say, or are you going to give away some more here so that everyone will be sure?

Well I'm convinced.  El Guapo 
 

???

are you claiming George Bush because you don't get it?

I'm confused since he quoted a bunch of people, none of them El Guapo, then voted for him... makes no sense to me.