[WW-Monty Python]Remus' first game - END ENGLISH WIN

Lassr · Post by **Lassr** » Sun Jan 21, 2007 2:52 am

I retract my vote for Gundbegriff

and I am not Dennis.

In fact I'm not sure who I am anymore.

Chaosraven · Post by **Chaosraven** » Sun Jan 21, 2007 2:55 am

You are chaosraven... when remus announces the french have killed you, bravely surrender yourself to them.

from that point I will understudy the Lassr role in the rest of the film.

Don't thank me, it's why I'm here.

Lassr · Post by **Lassr** » Sun Jan 21, 2007 2:58 am

Chaosraven wrote:You are chaosraven... when remus announces the french have killed you, bravely surrender yourself to them.

from that point I will understudy the Lassr role in the rest of the film.

Don't thank me, it's why I'm here.

that hypnosis crap never works on me...by the way, why is my ass sore?

Grundbegriff · Post by **Grundbegriff** » Sun Jan 21, 2007 3:01 am

Code: Select all

  Kelric accuses Mr Bubbles(1)
PR_GMR accuses Mr Bubbles(2)
brettmcd accuses Grundbegriff(1)
  Chaosraven accuses Mr Bubbles(3)
  Mr Bubbles accuses Chaosraven(1)
  Chaosraven wd Mr Bubbles(2)
  Chaosraven accuses Chaosraven(2)
  Chaosraven wd Chaosraven(1)
  Chaosraven accuses Lassr(1)
Ralph-Wiggum accuses Chaosraven(2)
  Mr Bubbles wd Chaosraven(1)
Mr Bubbles accuses ArmyOfOne(1)
  Chaosraven wd Lassr(0)
Chaosraven accuses PR_GMR(1)
  Kelric wd Mr Bubbles(1)
  Kelric accuses Chaosraven(2)
Lassr accuses Mr Bubbles(2)
pr0ner accuses Grundbegriff(2)
  Kelric wd Chaosraven(1)
Kelric accuses Grundbegriff(3)
  ezmate accuses Grundbegriff(4)
  Lassr accuses Grundbegriff(5)
  ezmate wd Grundbegriff(4)
  Lassr wd Grundbegriff(3)

So far, the following people deny being Dennis:

Grundbegriff, Chaosraven, ezmate, Lassr, Kelric, Mr Bubbles, brettmcd, Ralph-Wiggum, pr0ner, Kraegor, Orinoco, UsulofDoom, PR_GMR. (By mistaking me for Dennis and voting against me, Kelric implied that he's not Dennis.)

The following people remain dionysiac candidates:

ArmyOfOne, Cesare (slaughtered)

The following people gave an unclear, evasive answer:

ChrisGrenard

I suspect Mr Bubbles is Dennis. It turns out that I was wrong to suspect that Mr Bubbles is Dennis. It'll be interesting to see what everyone has to say.

Chaosraven · Post by **Chaosraven** » Sun Jan 21, 2007 3:07 am

I was inclined to say Concorde but yeah I suppose Dennis would fit.

Mr Bubbles · Post by **Mr Bubbles** » Sun Jan 21, 2007 3:13 am

Sorry to disappoint.. I am not Dennis.

Grundbegriff · Post by **Grundbegriff** » Sun Jan 21, 2007 3:18 am

Assume we find Dennis and Dennis retains his power.

Lancelot will persistently protect Dennis at night, making him invulnerable. Lancelot's identity will be hidden, but everyone will know who Dennis is. Dennis will therefore be an Archimidean point; everyone will be able to trust him.

At a certain point, Concorde will heal and everyone will also know who he is. That's another node in the web of trust.

At some point, Tim will explode, killing someone else. That, too, will clarify the situation.

Meanwhile, Maynard will be hunting the French nightly and accumulating lore until the time is right to spill all.

Everything depends on identifying and protecting Dennis before the French get to him.

Interestingly, if Dennis does end up slaughtered in the night at some point, that'll indirectly reveal that Lancelot was killed before him (provided Lance sticks with the plan, which he should).

brettmcd · Post by **brettmcd** » Sun Jan 21, 2007 8:05 am

My head hurts reading all this, but I will also say I am not Dennis.

Kelric · Post by **Kelric** » Sun Jan 21, 2007 2:31 pm

I retract my vote for Grund then. I feel silly doing this for the third time in the round, but there it is.

I am NOT Dennis, btw. If any of you says I am, I'm going to have to avoid you lynchers for a while.

Grundbegriff · Post by **Grundbegriff** » Sun Jan 21, 2007 2:51 pm

ArmyOfOne

If any of these people would like the English to prevail and is not Dennis, then he should step forward and declare that he's not Dennis.

Ralph-Wiggum · Post by **Ralph-Wiggum** » Sun Jan 21, 2007 3:02 pm

I be not Dennis.

pr0ner · Post by **pr0ner** » Sun Jan 21, 2007 3:49 pm

I am not Dennis.

My vote remains where it is for now, however.

ChrisGrenard · Post by **ChrisGrenard** » Sun Jan 21, 2007 5:59 pm

I am Spartacus. And I'm going to take a nap now, as waking up for 5 in the morning to get a Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii has left me somewhat exhausted.

Orinoco · Post by **Orinoco** » Mon Jan 22, 2007 10:24 am

I'm not Dennis, and neither is my wife!

(sorry, busy weekend. I haven't had a chance to check this thread until now).

UsulofDoom · Post by **UsulofDoom** » Mon Jan 22, 2007 10:32 am

I'm not Dennis!

ezmate · Post by **ezmate** » Mon Jan 22, 2007 10:36 am

Grundbegriff wrote:

ArmyOfOne
ChrisGrenard
Kraegor
Orinoco
pr0ner
PR_GMR
Ralph-Wiggum
UsulofDoom
If any of these people would like the English to prevail and is not Dennis, then he should step forward and declare that he's not Dennis.

We still need responses from the following:

ArmyOfOne
Kraegor
PR_GMR

Kraegor · Post by **Kraegor** » Mon Jan 22, 2007 11:51 am

alrighty then....
I'm not dennis...

now to go read the rules and figure wtf that matters.../grumble

Kraegor · Post by **Kraegor** » Mon Jan 22, 2007 11:56 am

ok dennis makes sense but wtf does this mean?

Sir Robin - Each night cycle there is a 15% chance that he will decide the time is right for him to make his move and run like hell for anywhere but here.

how does this work? just a literal % chance of running w/o cause? does this mean sir robin has a 15% chance of leaving the game entirely or is it a night only kinda thing?

Remus West · Post by **Remus West** » Mon Jan 22, 2007 12:03 pm

Kraegor wrote:ok dennis makes sense but wtf does this mean?

Sir Robin - Each night cycle there is a 15% chance that he will decide the time is right for him to make his move and run like hell for anywhere but here.
how does this work? just a literal % chance of running w/o cause? does this mean sir robin has a 15% chance of leaving the game entirely or is it a night only kinda thing?

Each night I generate a random number between 1 and 100 for Robin (from random.org) if the number is 15 or less then he flees the "field of battle" (the game). He will not return if he flees.

Grundbegriff · Post by **Grundbegriff** » Mon Jan 22, 2007 12:51 pm

Will we know he fled? And will we be able to tell the difference between Death-by-Frenchy and Death-by-Explosive-Tim?

Still waiting to hear from PR_GMR and ArmyOfOne about Dennis-status. There's no reason at all to withhold this info, unless you're Dennis.

Chaosraven · Post by **Chaosraven** » Mon Jan 22, 2007 1:03 pm

Alternatively, all the Frenchman could simply step forward and admit their Frogocity and save the rest of us the time and effort...

Remus West · Post by **Remus West** » Mon Jan 22, 2007 1:09 pm

Grundbegriff wrote:Will we know he fled? And will we be able to tell the difference between Death-by-Frenchy and Death-by-Explosive-Tim?

Still waiting to hear from PR_GMR and ArmyOfOne about Dennis-status. There's no reason at all to withhold this info, unless you're Dennis.

You will know the why of each player that is removed from the game.

ArmyOfOne · Post by **ArmyOfOne** » Mon Jan 22, 2007 1:21 pm

Sorry guys, I was (successfully) Wii hunting all weekend. I didn't even get a chance to turn on the PC.

I'll skim through the posts I missed and come back with a vote.

Mr Bubbles · Post by **Mr Bubbles** » Mon Jan 22, 2007 1:22 pm

Grundbegriff wrote:Will we know he fled? And will we be able to tell the difference between Death-by-Frenchy and Death-by-Explosive-Tim?

Still waiting to hear from PR_GMR and ArmyOfOne about Dennis-status. There's no reason at all to withhold this info, unless you're Dennis.

Its been a couple days since Army has posted at all. He appears to be MIA

ChrisGrenard · Post by **ChrisGrenard** » Mon Jan 22, 2007 1:25 pm

Ironic.

Grundbegriff · Post by **Grundbegriff** » Mon Jan 22, 2007 1:39 pm

Save our POWs/MIAs (unless they're French!)!

PR_GMR · Post by **PR_GMR** » Mon Jan 22, 2007 1:41 pm

I'm sure as hell not Dennis.

Happy now?!

(PR walks away eating some alcapurrias)

Chaosraven · Post by **Chaosraven** » Mon Jan 22, 2007 1:53 pm

I rescind whatever vote I had last posted.

I think it was PR_GMR, even though he still didn't answer my question.

PR_GMR · Post by **PR_GMR** » Mon Jan 22, 2007 2:30 pm

Chaosraven wrote:I rescind whatever vote I had last posted.

I think it was PR_GMR, even though he still didn't answer my question.

What was the question? I missed it.

Remus West · Post by **Remus West** » Mon Jan 22, 2007 5:17 pm

Chaosraven wrote:I rescind whatever vote I had last posted.

I think it was PR_GMR, even though he still didn't answer my question.

Not Bolded. Not counted.

Remus West · Post by **Remus West** » Mon Jan 22, 2007 5:18 pm

1. Mr Bubbles - ArmyOfOne
2. UsulofDoom
3. pr0ner - Grundbegriff
4. ChrisGrenard
5. Cesare - Dead
6. Kelric
7. brettmcd - Grundbegriff
8. ArmyOfOne
9. Lassr
10. ezmate
11. Orinoco
12. PR_GMR - Mr Bubbles
13. Chaosraven - PR_GMR
14. Grundbegriff
15. Kraegor
16. Ralph-Wiggum - Chaosraven

If I have not missed any the votes stand at:
Mr Bubbles - 1
Chaosraven - 1
ArmyOfOne - 1
Grundbegriff - 2
PR_GMR - 1

Currently 15 players majority is 8.

You people do realize you are supposed to be trying to get a majority on somebody don't you?

Lassr · Post by **Lassr** » Mon Jan 22, 2007 5:23 pm

I'm going to vote ChrisGrenard because he did not address the Dennis comments.

I don't want this game going as long as the Thing game.

Kraegor · Post by **Kraegor** » Mon Jan 22, 2007 5:24 pm

wtf?!? i thought this was a non-confrontational WW game. with milk and pie.

where's my pie?

pr0ner · Post by **pr0ner** » Mon Jan 22, 2007 5:31 pm

Remus West wrote:You people do realize you are supposed to be trying to get a majority on somebody don't you?

Blame Chaosraven and Grundbegriff for talking too much.

Kelric · Post by **Kelric** » Mon Jan 22, 2007 5:36 pm

I'm waiting for Grund to tell me who to vote for.

Grundbegriff · Post by **Grundbegriff** » Mon Jan 22, 2007 5:37 pm

PR_GMR wrote:I'm sure as hell not Dennis.

That leaves ArmyOfOne. If you're not Dennis, say so!

If ArmyOfOne neglects to answer, we'll be unable to tell whether he or Chris Grenard is Dennis. (Assuming, of course, that Cesare wasn't Dennis).

Assuming, however, that Chris Grenard is Dennis, then here's what follows: As long as Lancelot protects Dennis each night, we can vote to lynch Chris Grenard each day and never lose an Englishman during the day!

That's huge.

Ralph-Wiggum · Post by **Ralph-Wiggum** » Mon Jan 22, 2007 5:59 pm

Grundbegriff wrote:
Assuming, however, that Chris Grenard is Dennis, then here's what follows: As long as Lancelot protects Dennis each night, we can vote to lynch Chris Grenard each day and never lose an Englishman during the day!

That's huge.

You are one smart Frenchie, Grund. Vive Grund et son cerveau anglais!

Grundbegriff · Post by **Grundbegriff** » Mon Jan 22, 2007 6:08 pm

Ralph-Wiggum wrote:You are one smart Frenchie, Grund. Vive Grund et son cerveau anglais!

En vérité, il s'agit d'une idée d'ezmate....

Kelric · Post by **Kelric** » Mon Jan 22, 2007 7:35 pm

Ralph-Wiggum wrote:
Grundbegriff wrote:
Assuming, however, that Chris Grenard is Dennis, then here's what follows: As long as Lancelot protects Dennis each night, we can vote to lynch Chris Grenard each day and never lose an Englishman during the day!

That's huge.
You are one smart Frenchie, Grund. Vive Grund et son cerveau anglais!

And we'll never lose a Frenchman during the day either.

brettmcd · Post by **brettmcd** » Mon Jan 22, 2007 7:55 pm

Grundbegriff wrote:
PR_GMR wrote:I'm sure as hell not Dennis.
That leaves ArmyOfOne. If you're not Dennis, say so!

If ArmyOfOne neglects to answer, we'll be unable to tell whether he or Chris Grenard is Dennis. (Assuming, of course, that Cesare wasn't Dennis).

Assuming, however, that Chris Grenard is Dennis, then here's what follows: As long as Lancelot protects Dennis each night, we can vote to lynch Chris Grenard each day and never lose an Englishman during the day!

That's huge.

Umm wouldnt the game then go on forever?