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Then Nov. 6 happened. Since then, not a peep about the pending invasion or the bad thugs or the unknown Middle Easterners.

You can see why I’m worried. We’ve got a missing migrant caravan on our hands, and it could be literally anywhere. Trump and a slew of other Republicans said the caravan was being funded by liberal billionaire George Soros, and I hear he has access to teleportation devices.

So maybe the Democrats beamed the caravan across the border, right past our troops, who are busy playing football and wondering when they’ll get to deter the invading army they were promised.

Have you seen the caravan? Hard to believe it made it this far north already, but you know those caravans — they’re notoriously sneaky, often disguising themselves as weary, tearful migrants carrying everything they own on their backs and pushing strollers containing “babies.”

I don’t think it’s going to be necessary, because I think the Democrats will come to their senses, and if they don’t come to their senses, we will continue to win elections,” he added.

Skinypupy wrote: Sat Nov 17, 2018 9:56 pm Missing: One super-scary migrant caravan. Last seen Nov 6.

Then Nov. 6 happened. Since then, not a peep about the pending invasion or the bad thugs or the unknown Middle Easterners.

You can see why I’m worried. We’ve got a missing migrant caravan on our hands, and it could be literally anywhere. Trump and a slew of other Republicans said the caravan was being funded by liberal billionaire George Soros, and I hear he has access to teleportation devices.

So maybe the Democrats beamed the caravan across the border, right past our troops, who are busy playing football and wondering when they’ll get to deter the invading army they were promised.

Have you seen the caravan? Hard to believe it made it this far north already, but you know those caravans — they’re notoriously sneaky, often disguising themselves as weary, tearful migrants carrying everything they own on their backs and pushing strollers containing “babies.”

Close to 300 protesters gathered a few blocks from the Benito Juárez migrant shelter on Sunday, waving Mexican flags and shouting: “No more caravans! Our poor come first!” Video images posted by local media showed a group of protesters pushing police officers, preventing them from getting close to the shelter.

YellowKing wrote: Mon Nov 19, 2018 10:18 am Trump referred to Adam Shiff as "little Adam Schitt" in a tweet, responding to Schiff's talking about the Whitaker appointment.

Can we please get this psycho out of the office now? He's literally resorting to using profanity to disparage members of Congress.

LawBeefaroni wrote: Mon Nov 19, 2018 11:09 am

YellowKing wrote: Mon Nov 19, 2018 10:18 am Trump referred to Adam Shiff as "little Adam Schitt" in a tweet, responding to Schiff's talking about the Whitaker appointment.

Can we please get this psycho out of the office now? He's literally resorting to using profanity to disparage members of Congress.

Straight shooter. Tells it like it is. Not bound by political correctness. A-murca!

YellowKing wrote: Mon Nov 19, 2018 10:18 am Trump referred to Adam Shiff as "little Adam Schitt" in a tweet, responding to Schiff's talking about the Whitaker appointment.

Can we please get this psycho out of the office now? He's literally resorting to using profanity to disparage members of Congress.

Skinypupy wrote: Sat Nov 17, 2018 9:56 pm Missing: One super-scary migrant caravan. Last seen Nov 6.

First lady Melania Trump’s hotel bills for a day trip to Toronto last year added up to an astonishing $174,000, according to federal expense documents reported by Quartz. She did not spend the night.

LordMortis wrote: Mon Nov 19, 2018 5:55 pm https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/me ... 2bd589a8d2

First lady Melania Trump’s hotel bills for a day trip to Toronto last year added up to an astonishing $174,000, according to federal expense documents reported by Quartz. She did not spend the night.

Holman wrote: Fri Apr 27, 2018 7:50 pm Newest McNaughton painting: "Teach a Man to Fish"

https://twitter.com/SimonMaloy/status/9 ... 8452723712

link

Closest to Trump: Cory Booker, Three on the ground: Bill de Blasio, Joe Biden, Barack Obama, Next row of four: Bernie Sanders, Richard Blumenthal, Chuck Schumer, Dick Durbin, Referee and three blue players in the back: Not telling!

Isgrimnur wrote: Tue Nov 20, 2018 3:05 pm https://twitter.com/itgetsfunkier/statu ... 8676172800

Spoiler:

There's a lot of shit to unpack here, but the most interesting is that the ref is calling a touchdown before he's in the end zone

Captain Caveman wrote: Tue Nov 20, 2018 2:16 pm A new one!

https://twitter.com/McNaughtonArt/statu ... 1270346752

El Guapo wrote: Tue Nov 20, 2018 3:16 pm Probably the ref is either Fox News, or Kavanaugh.

malchior wrote: Tue Nov 20, 2018 3:44 pm

El Guapo wrote: Tue Nov 20, 2018 3:16 pm Probably the ref is either Fox News, or Kavanaugh.

As a practicing referee I'll remark that the referee isn't even in the position to call a touchdown. The field judge would do it! Probably some incompetent family hire.

malchior wrote: Tue Nov 20, 2018 3:44 pm

El Guapo wrote: Tue Nov 20, 2018 3:16 pm Probably the ref is either Fox News, or Kavanaugh.

As a practicing referee I'll remark that the referee isn't even in the position to call a touchdown. The field judge would do it! Probably some incompetent family hire.

Captain Caveman wrote: Tue Nov 20, 2018 2:16 pm
A new one!

https://twitter.com/McNaughtonArt/statu ... 1270346752

Grifman wrote: Tue Nov 20, 2018 3:44 pm How do you run that fast with bone spurs?

Max Peck wrote: Tue Nov 20, 2018 6:57 pm

Grifman wrote: Tue Nov 20, 2018 3:44 pm How do you run that fast with bone spurs?

Are we sure that's even running? It looks more like mincing and/or prancing.

Carpet_pissr wrote: Tue Nov 20, 2018 9:52 pm He wouldn’t do that. Remember his boasting soon after 9/11 about one of his buildings being the tallest now that the WTC went down? IIRC he was being very serious at the time.

"40 Wall Street actually was the second-tallest building in downtown Manhattan,” Trump replied, “and it was actually, before the World Trade Center, was the tallest — and then, when they built the World Trade Center, it became known as the second tallest. And now it’s the tallest."

But it wasn't.

GreenGoo wrote: Tue Nov 20, 2018 9:10 pm Latest tweet has drumpf wondering why Clinton never did anything about bin Laden when Drumpf himself identified him as a threat back during the Clinton administration.

If only someone had listened to drumpf's warnings, but no. He could have single handedly prevented 9/11.

What's True

Donald Trump mentioned Osama bin Laden once in his 2000 book, "The America We Deserve."

What's False

Donald Trump did not predict that Osama bin Laden would attack the U.S., nor write that the U.S. should "take him out."