The George Santos Circus

[hepcat]

Is it wrong that I kind of want to see Beetlejuice with Boebert though?

[Isgrimnur]

You really think Beetlejuice would lower his standards like that?

[hepcat]

[Punisher]

Whenever you see a picture of Boebert with others, the first thing you have to ask yourself is "where's her other hand?".

Certainly explains his unnatural head position on n that bottom pic.

I was thinking he got hit with a dose of Smilex

[hepcat]

What he really needs after that encounter is a dose of penicillin.

[Holman]

I was under the impression that Santos isn't interested in what she's selling.

[hepcat]

He's a celebrasexual, not a homosexual.

[Isgrimnur]

George Santos reaches plea deal, pleads guilty to wire fraud and identity theft

George Santos, who was expelled from Congress as he faced nearly two dozen criminal charges, reached a plea deal Monday with federal prosecutors in New York on two federal counts.

Santos pleaded guilty to wire fraud and aggravated identity theft.

[U.S. Attorney Breon] Peace said under the deal Santos will go to prison for at least two years, though the judge said the plea deal may come with an estimated sentencing range between 6-8 years. He's set for sentencing Feb. 7 at federal court in Central Islip.

Under the agreement, Santos will have to repay at least $373,000.
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Santos spoke in court, acknowledging a series of crimes. He spoke so quickly the judge had to tell him to slow down, CBS News New York's Alice Gainer reported.

He admitted fraudulently using credit cards of at least one other person for his personal benefit, as well as making false statements to the Federal Election Commission. He also admitted to committing wire fraud between Sept-Oct of 2022.

In addition to pleading guilty to those crimes, Peace said Santos also admitted to a "litany" of other crimes, "for which the court will hold him accountable at sentencing."