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Re: Random randomness
Posted: Sun May 14, 2017 10:04 pm
by Unagi
dbt1949 wrote:Do you wish a transgendered person who had children as a male but is now a female "Happy Mother's day"?
Of course not!!!
Mother's Day is based off an older pagan holiday that celebrated lactation and selflessness - if your old buddy applies - then yes.
Re: Random randomness
Posted: Sun May 14, 2017 10:18 pm
by Holman
dbt1949 wrote:Do you wish a transgendered person who had children as a male but is now a female "Happy Mother's day"?
Well, if they consider themselves a mom then the answer is yes.
Motherhood is a family role, not a fact of genealogy. Otherwise, adoptive mothers wouldn't be mothers either.
Re: Random randomness
Posted: Sun May 14, 2017 10:36 pm
by Daehawk
Childless women with dogs are considered mothers to us. I always get my wife something for Mothers Day even though we only have dogs.
Re: Random randomness
Posted: Sun May 14, 2017 11:00 pm
by Daehawk
A pretty cool Stargate PC case.
Re: Random randomness
Posted: Mon May 15, 2017 11:10 am
by LordMortis
Concept of the day: RGE = "Resume Generating Event"
Re: Random randomness
Posted: Mon May 15, 2017 11:48 am
by KKBlue
Be kind to one another today.
Re: Random randomness
Posted: Mon May 15, 2017 12:03 pm
by Zarathud
Be excellent to each other.
Re: Random randomness
Posted: Mon May 15, 2017 12:40 pm
by Brian
And...
Re: Random randomness
Posted: Mon May 15, 2017 2:27 pm
by stessier
Rip wrote:Today would not be the one to start delaying updates.
Ransomware infections are rampant.
This is the most related post. Given the prevalence of these things, should probably just start a separate thread.
In the meantime - a really interesting article about the guy who stopped the initial infection in it's tracks by
finding the kill switch (the worm has since been re-released sans kill switch).
Re: Random randomness
Posted: Mon May 15, 2017 2:58 pm
by GreenGoo
Holy freakin' hell this is the longest day to have existed or ever will exist.
Re: Random randomness
Posted: Mon May 15, 2017 3:03 pm
by coopasonic
GreenGoo wrote:Holy freakin' hell this is the longest day to have existed or ever will exist.
But hey, it's almost Friday!
Re: Random randomness
Posted: Mon May 15, 2017 3:21 pm
by GreenGoo
coopasonic wrote:GreenGoo wrote:Holy freakin' hell this is the longest day to have existed or ever will exist.
But hey, it's almost Friday!
Our office tells everyone to "have a good weekend" whenever they leave, no matter what day it is. It cycles between funny and annoying.
Re: Random randomness
Posted: Mon May 15, 2017 3:33 pm
by Daehawk
Re: Random randomness
Posted: Tue May 16, 2017 12:19 pm
by Skinypupy
That sinking feeling you get when your assistant walks into your office and says, "Um...shouldn't you be well on your way to the client meeting by now?"
For some reason, I thought it was tomorrow at noon, but it's today. At this point, the best I could do would be to get there an hour late, so I'll just have to apologize profusely and hope they can reschedule for tomorrow.
Ugh.
Re: Random randomness
Posted: Tue May 16, 2017 2:14 pm
by LordMortis
1) Why is it online courses are rarely as advertised? My introduction to VMWare course totally skipped, you know setting up hardware and assumes I know abazillion three and four letter abbreviations.
2) When did they stop giving you resources. I have access to my course material for six months and then my access to the 900 page virtual manual disappears.
3) Online instructors could stand to learn a lot from Let's Play videos and should ditch pptx.
Re: Random randomness
Posted: Wed May 17, 2017 2:43 am
by dbt1949
Well, that only took 85 minutes but I'm safe from the world.
Cause Microsoft told me so.
Re: Random randomness
Posted: Wed May 17, 2017 7:52 am
by Max Peck
The Shadow Brokers beg to differ.
Re: Random randomness
Posted: Wed May 17, 2017 8:02 am
by Daehawk
Time to go to the pain doctors and get refills....for a better tomorrow.
Re: Random randomness
Posted: Wed May 17, 2017 11:54 am
by Daehawk
found out my doc is moving to new york so gotta find yet another one...NOT FUN
........... then got home putting cokes in the fridge..squat down and didn't notice my switchblade knife opened in my pocket and is now sticking out my pants leg and I stab myself in my arm and bleed all over...fun
Re: Random randomness
Posted: Wed May 17, 2017 3:05 pm
by Default
Sometimes that extra 2 seconds just isn't worth it.
Re: Random randomness
Posted: Wed May 17, 2017 3:21 pm
by Daehawk
Re: Random randomness
Posted: Thu May 18, 2017 3:19 am
by Anonymous Bosch
Daehawk wrote:found out my doc is moving to new york so gotta find yet another one...NOT FUN
........... then got home putting cokes in the fridge..squat down and didn't notice my switchblade knife opened in my pocket and is now sticking out my pants leg and I stab myself in my arm and bleed all over...fun
Try replacing the switchblade with something more practical for EDC, like a classic
Buck 110:
...which would
never open on you accidentally. Or, for something cheaper, just go with an
Ontario RAT II or a
KA-BAR Dozier.
Re: Random randomness
Posted: Thu May 18, 2017 4:01 am
by Daehawk
Have one of those but plan to carry my
CRKT Eraser
Re: Random randomness
Posted: Thu May 18, 2017 4:06 am
by dbt1949
Contrary to popular belief Buck knives do break. It's weird because when they do the magnetism will hold the blade halves together.
Yes, it's true. They are not dbt proof.
Re: Random randomness
Posted: Thu May 18, 2017 9:44 am
by KDH
Daehawk wrote: ..... then got home putting cokes in the fridge..squat down and didn't notice my switchblade knife opened in my pocket and is now sticking out my pants leg and I stab myself in my arm and bleed all over...fun
Anonymous Bosch wrote: ... Try replacing the switchblade with something more practical for EDC ...
e-frigeratin' da cokes ??
Re: Random randomness
Posted: Thu May 18, 2017 10:00 am
by Anonymous Bosch
KDH wrote:Daehawk wrote: ..... then got home putting cokes in the fridge..squat down and didn't notice my switchblade knife opened in my pocket and is now sticking out my pants leg and I stab myself in my arm and bleed all over...fun
Anonymous Bosch wrote: ... Try replacing the switchblade with something more practical for EDC ...
e-frigeratin' da cokes ??
Sorry, I thought that was a fairly well-known acronymn; EDC = Every Day Carry.
Re: Random randomness
Posted: Thu May 18, 2017 10:07 am
by Max Peck
Anonymous Bosch wrote:Sorry, I thought that was a fairly well-known acronymn; EDC = Every Day Carry.
I had to look it up. I'd guess if you're not accustomed to the need to carry a knife every day, you don't get around to learning the terminology.
Re: Random randomness
Posted: Thu May 18, 2017 10:29 am
by dbt1949
I've always carried a pocket knife since my preteens. It seems incomprehensible that I can't take one on a plane anymore.
Re: Random randomness
Posted: Thu May 18, 2017 10:45 am
by wonderpug
Max Peck wrote:Anonymous Bosch wrote:Sorry, I thought that was a fairly well-known acronymn; EDC = Every Day Carry.
I had to look it up. I'd guess if you're not accustomed to the need to carry a knife every day, you don't get around to learning the terminology.
The EDC concept can go down quite the rabbit hole and crosses over with survivalist/prepper folks.
Some people may always have on them:
- pocket knife
- multitool (with backup knife)
- paracord for building shelters or snares or something if the apocalypse hits on their way to work
- gun
- pepper spray
- flash light
- first aid kit
- more guns
- another knife
- firestarter
- compass
- one more gun just in case
Re: Random randomness
Posted: Thu May 18, 2017 10:48 am
by Smoove_B
Yeah, we've had this discussion before - I've been carrying a pocket knife since being in the Boy Scouts. Everyone always asks why and invariably a situation soon arises where it's needed. Granted, it's a literal pocket knife with a 2.5" blade, not a switch blade for when the boys and the Dukes are ready to rumble --the word on the street some heads are gonna tumble.
Re: Random randomness
Posted: Thu May 18, 2017 10:48 am
by Max Peck
The only (non-kitchen) knife I own these days would fit in my boot, not my pocket. And the only action it sees anymore is as a letter-opener.
Re: Random randomness
Posted: Thu May 18, 2017 10:51 am
by LordMortis
Smoove_B wrote:Yeah, we've had this discussion before - I've been carrying a pocket knife since being in the Boy Scouts. Everyone always asks why and invariably a situation soon arises where it's needed. Granted, it's a literal pocket knife with a 2.5" blade, not a switch blade for when the boys and the Dukes are ready to rumble --the word on the street some heads are gonna tumble.
I did this from when I was about 9 or 10 until I threw away my 3rd pocket knife at an airport. I haven't carried one since.
Re: Random randomness
Posted: Thu May 18, 2017 11:30 am
by coopasonic
wonderpug wrote:
Some people may always have on them:
- pocket knife
- multitool (with backup knife)
- paracord for building shelters or snares or something if the apocalypse hits on their way to work
- gun
- pepper spray
- flash light
- first aid kit
- more guns
- another knife
- firestarter
- compass
- one more gun just in case
I have a little led flash light thing on my key chain. I guess that means I am basically a prepper.
Re: Random randomness
Posted: Thu May 18, 2017 12:27 pm
by dbt1949
Well, I do have a 410/.45 derringer.
Accurate to...6-10 feet if I'm lucky. Hence the shotgun load.
Re: Random randomness
Posted: Thu May 18, 2017 12:38 pm
by Paingod
I always have my Leatherman in my pocket, but it's massively useful. It serves to trim my fingernails and file them, cut food I bring for lunch at work, open boxes, cut cables, whittle wood, saw small branches off wood I want to whittle, and serves a few basic screwdriver needs I have in my field of work. I suppose that in a pinch I could hold it like a roll of quarters to enhance a punch, or unfold the small blade and threaten to poke someone with it.
Re: Random randomness
Posted: Thu May 18, 2017 5:01 pm
by Daehawk
Ive had a pocket knife since I was around 4. Funny enough grandpa gave me that knife and I promptly cut 4 of my fingers right then and there. Scared him. He knew granny would kill him
But we hid that little accident.
I could carry my bowie knife
It has a 12" blade
Re: Random randomness
Posted: Thu May 18, 2017 5:26 pm
by gilraen
wonderpug wrote:
Some people may always have on them:
- pocket knife
- multitool (with backup knife)
- paracord for building shelters or snares or something if the apocalypse hits on their way to work
- gun
- pepper spray
- flash light
- first aid kit
- more guns
- another knife
- firestarter
- compass
- one more gun just in case
Pffft...men
Most of the stuff that I usually wear doesn't even have pockets. Or if it does, the only thing that fits in the pocket is loose change.
Re: Random randomness
Posted: Thu May 18, 2017 6:03 pm
by TheMix
9-14" of snow in mid-May. I call "puppies".
Re: Random randomness
Posted: Thu May 18, 2017 6:11 pm
by Blackhawk
I think I got my first pocket knife when I was about six or seven. I've never been without one since then. Right now I carry a Buck quick-open liner lock with a ~3" blade and a pocket clip that I used to replace my old Gerber a year or so ago.
I can't imagine carrying a switchblade as a pocket knife. Too unreliable, and the only advantage (speed) has been rendered largely irrelevant by modern folding knives.
If I got out every bladed weapon I own and piled them on the table, I'd probably need a new table.
Re: Random randomness
Posted: Thu May 18, 2017 6:32 pm
by Unagi
Honest question: Ever been in a knife fight?