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Re: Random randomness
Posted: Thu May 10, 2018 2:59 am
by dbt1949
The other day I went to the dentist for some "deep cleaning". They gave me nitrous oxide. Now I want to go back for some more "deep cleaning".
Re: Random randomness
Posted: Thu May 10, 2018 11:27 am
by Daehawk
Woke up to a kitchen full of black ants. Not the little piss ants but full sized black ants with kevlar and AKs. Maybe they are carpenter ants. I must have killed 300 or more. Usually theres just 3 or 4. Looked like they were making a home in a porcelain frog I use to store my dish washing sponge. I think there was 400 alone in there. I sprayed with some flea spray my dog uses. I think Im going to have to get some 20 mule team borax. Hear it works well.
Also I squished one and his mouth part stabbed my thumb and its bleeding. Thats how big those suckers are. Ouchie.
Re: Random randomness
Posted: Thu May 10, 2018 8:00 pm
by Unagi
ok, so Family Feud is so so so "Mature Audience" these days. Wow. And I don't just mean some innuendo.
"Name something you tell a teenager to keep their hands off."
eventually someone submits: "themselves"
DING DING DING.
-- pause -- I'm Ok with this... this is fine.
They win their point... they flip the sign over and it reads (something like): "The Mighty Muscle"
wtf?
I watched and there was really quite a bit of this... like I seriously would never watch this show with my kids until they were like, well until they wouldn't want to watch TV with me.
oh well, it's a fun gameshow.
Re: Random randomness
Posted: Thu May 10, 2018 8:11 pm
by dbt1949
How can I consistently pick out so many bad movies out of Netflix? You'd think I studied for this in collage.
Re: Random randomness
Posted: Thu May 10, 2018 8:55 pm
by Sudy
So this is cool if you use Last.fm:
http://lastfm.dontdrinkandroot.net/ .
These are my most-listened-to artists over the past 12 months:
(Don't judge. Korn is only on there due to "Narcissistic Cannibal" being the most catchy nu-metal/dubstep song ever.)
Re: Random randomness
Posted: Thu May 10, 2018 11:25 pm
by dbt1949
You know what would be interesting? Predator vs a superhero.
Re: Random randomness
Posted: Thu May 10, 2018 11:27 pm
by Smoove_B
Re: Random randomness
Posted: Thu May 10, 2018 11:45 pm
by dbt1949
I was reading about that just now. Batman always wins because he can invent ANYTHING! (and build it in less that 48 hours)
Somehow all the superheroes can almost always win.
Re: Random randomness
Posted: Fri May 11, 2018 4:47 am
by hitbyambulance
funny how we both have Judas Priest in the center.
Re: Random randomness
Posted: Fri May 11, 2018 6:37 am
by Sudy
I just assumed everyone would.
What do you think of their new album? I'm relatively new to Priest (ashamed, I know), so I don't have historical context. It's clear
Never The Heroes is anthemic though. But after a few listens my favourites are
No Surrender (has a classic sound, no?) and
Sea of Red (hell of a power ballad closer, right on up there with
Lochness and
Red, White & Blue).
Re: Random randomness
Posted: Fri May 11, 2018 7:41 am
by Trent Steel
Re: Random randomness
Posted: Fri May 11, 2018 9:25 am
by Skinypupy
Sudy wrote: ↑Thu May 10, 2018 8:55 pm
(Don't judge. Korn is only on there due to "Narcissistic Cannibal" being the most catchy nu-metal/dubstep song ever.)
Judging.
I don't use Last.fm (my streaming choice is Spotify), but looked into it as a result of your post. Would be fascinated to know what result that would give me. You can apparently link your Spotify and Last.fm accounts, but it doesn't pull data.
Re: Random randomness
Posted: Fri May 11, 2018 9:56 am
by Sudy
BUT HAVE YOU
HEARD NARCISSITIC CANNIBAL? Or at least, the piano/strings
EarlyRise cover? (It's far less... "Korn".)
I'm surprised you haven't heard of Last.fm. Maybe it's a Millennial thing? I've "scrobbled" 34,000+ tracks since 2006. We all listed trackers in our LiveJournal profiles, etc.
They're not actually a streaming service... though they did dabble in a web-based version at one point I believe. Now they actually integrate Spotify playback directly into their site. (Though that may be a membership-only, $3/month feature, I forget.)
Yeah, unfortunately you can't import tracks you've already listened to (even though Spotify retains this data). You can always start tracking today though, in a few weeks you should have cool data for their visualizations. (Huge list of 'em
here, some more interesting than others. But will break down your tracks listened to by time of day, nationality of the artist, etc.)
Re: Random randomness
Posted: Fri May 11, 2018 10:05 am
by Skinypupy
I've heard of Last.fm, just never used it.
Created an account this morning and spent about 15 minutes just trying to figure out how what the hell it actually is. I'm still not entirely sure, to be honest. It looks like it links to your music sources, compiles data on what you listen to, and then...? I don't really get it.
Re: Random randomness
Posted: Fri May 11, 2018 10:09 am
by Sudy
Yeah... that's pretty much it.
It's useless but kinda fun. Can be another tool for finding new music.
If anything, creates stress in your life in that you feel like listening to music doesn't "count" if it's not on a device that's linked.
If you intend to keep using it, "friend me" or whatever ("Khronophor")... maybe you'll introduce me to something cool. (And again, NO JUDGING! I listened to so much Fall Out Boy a decade ago because it was Mrs. Nym's band and we were dating. Though they're actually pretty impressive musically on their later albums....)
Re: Random randomness
Posted: Fri May 11, 2018 10:27 am
by LordMortis
I'm not a big guy on mourning the loss of someone I don't know. But Scott Hutchinson's death is selfishly hitting me hard this morning. As someone who has felt your art through empathy, I hope you are at peace or at the very least, at nothing.
Re: Random randomness
Posted: Fri May 11, 2018 5:37 pm
by Isgrimnur
CNN
A Phoenix-area man went on a date -- one date -- with a woman he met online.
The meeting likely didn't go well. Not only wasn't there a repeat, he blocked her from the dating app, the woman said. That was last year.
...
Police say that in the next 17 months, the woman sent the man text messages -- about 65 THOUSAND of them, including 500 in one day.
In court documents, prosecutors laid out how threatening the tone of some of them were: One said, "Don't ever try to leave me. I'll kill you. I don't wanna be a murderer." In another, she said she would kill him if he left her, and would wear his body parts and bathe in his blood, the documents said.
...
When the man was out of town last month, he noticed in his home surveillance that the woman broke into his house and was taking a bath in his tub, police said.
Police came to the residence and discovered not only an uninvited houseguest, but also a large butcher knife in the front seat of her car.
Officers took her into custody and charged her with felony trespassing. When it was time for her to appear in court, she didn't, authorities said. A warrant was issued for her arrest.
On Tuesday, police in Paradise Valley, a small, affluent town in Arizona, arrested the woman after they say she showed up at the man's business and claimed to be his wife.
Re: Random randomness
Posted: Fri May 11, 2018 8:46 pm
by Freyland
While the woman's behavior seems ridiculously insane, the real story is that the guy waited through 17 months of text stalking before finally calling the cops because she broke into his apartment.
Re: Random randomness
Posted: Fri May 11, 2018 9:24 pm
by Moat_Man
Freyland wrote: ↑Fri May 11, 2018 8:46 pm
While the woman's behavior seems ridiculously insane, the real story is that the guy waited through 17 months of text stalking before finally calling the cops because she broke into his apartment.
Are you saying there's a chance?
Re: Random randomness
Posted: Sat May 12, 2018 3:29 am
by Freyland
Moat_Man wrote: ↑Fri May 11, 2018 9:24 pm
Freyland wrote: ↑Fri May 11, 2018 8:46 pm
While the woman's behavior seems ridiculously insane, the real story is that the guy waited through 17 months of text stalking before finally calling the cops because she broke into his apartment.
Are you saying there's a chance?
Must be, since apparently text # 65001 somehow signified it was time to take the relationship to the "next level".
Re: Random randomness
Posted: Sat May 12, 2018 6:47 pm
by Max Peck
For six decades, ‘the man with the golden arm’ donated blood — and saved 2.4 million babies
“In Australia, up until about 1967, there were literally thousands of babies dying each year, doctors didn’t know why, and it was awful,” Jemma Falkenmire, of the Australian Red Cross Blood Service, told Gupta. “Women were having numerous miscarriages, and babies were being born with brain damage.”
The babies, it turned out, were suffering from hemolytic disease of the newborn, or HDN. The condition most often arises when a woman with an Rh-negative blood type becomes pregnant with a baby who has Rh-positive blood, and the incompatibility causes the mother’s body to reject the fetus’s red blood cells.
Doctors realized, however, that it might be possible to prevent HDN by injecting the pregnant woman with a treatment made from donated plasma with a rare antibody.
Researchers scoured blood banks to see whose blood might contain this antibody, and found a donor in New South Wales: James Harrison.
By then, Harrison had been donating whole blood regularly for more than a decade. He has said he didn’t think twice when scientists reached out to him to ask if he would participate in what would become known as the Anti-D Program.
“They asked me to be a guinea pig, and I’ve been donating ever since,” Harrison told the Sydney Morning Herald.
Before long, researchers had developed an injection, called Anti-D, using plasma from Harrison’s donated blood. The first dose was given to a pregnant woman at Royal Prince Alfred Hospital in 1967, according to Robyn Barlow, the Rh program coordinator who found Harrison.
Harrison continued donating for more than 60 years, and his plasma has been used to make millions of Anti-D injections, according to the Red Cross. Because about 17 percent of pregnant women in Australia require the Anti-D injections, the blood service estimates Harrison has helped 2.4 million babies in the country.
“Every ampul of Anti-D ever made in Australia has James in it,” Barlow told the Sydney Morning Herald. “He has saved millions of babies. I cry just thinking about it.”
That is mind-boggling...
Re: Random randomness
Posted: Sat May 12, 2018 9:39 pm
by GreenGoo
+1. Neat.
Re: Random randomness
Posted: Sun May 13, 2018 2:52 am
by Daehawk
I think that was a worry with me. Im not sure. I remember mom telling me dad HAD to be there when I was born in case I needed blood. She was A- and dad was A+. I honestly dont think dad made it but I was ok with A-. Lucky I guess.
Re: Random randomness
Posted: Sun May 13, 2018 3:05 am
by dbt1949
My wife has AB- type blood. Her mom had A+ type blood. Her "dad" had O+ type blood.
Her mom told her she was 7 weeks premature and had a blood transfusion when she was born (to match they're marriage anniversary )that's why she had a different blood type.
Finally, on her deathbed when questioned about it again said "I promised I'd never tell."
Personally, I think her mom is a selfish bitch.
Re: Random randomness
Posted: Sun May 13, 2018 3:52 am
by Kasey Chang
Freyland wrote: ↑Sat May 12, 2018 3:29 am
Must be, since apparently text # 65001 somehow signified it was time to take the relationship to the "next level".
Maybe it's an integer overflow situation.
Re: Random randomness
Posted: Sun May 13, 2018 10:44 am
by Smoove_B
Nothing beats getting a "hey gurl I found your number in my phone what r u doing..." random text at 8am on Mother's Day. I mean really, man.
Re: Random randomness
Posted: Sun May 13, 2018 10:53 am
by Sudy
Sorry that was me.
y u not txt back?
Re: Random randomness
Posted: Sun May 13, 2018 11:05 am
by Daehawk
Write back. Tell them the STD is burning less each day and the blisters are almost gone. Ask if they might be free this weekend.
Re: Random randomness
Posted: Sun May 13, 2018 11:40 am
by Rip
Smoove_B wrote: ↑Sun May 13, 2018 10:44 am
Nothing beats getting a "hey gurl I found your number in my phone what r u doing..." random text at 8am on Mother's Day. I mean really, man.
So it sounds like you are about to have big plans on Mothers Day.......
Don't forget protection.
Re: Random randomness
Posted: Sun May 13, 2018 3:53 pm
by Holman
Smoove_B wrote: ↑Sun May 13, 2018 10:44 am
Nothing beats getting a "hey gurl I found your number in my phone what r u doing..." random text at 8am on Mother's Day. I mean really, man.
See if you can keep it going for 18 months. Beat the record!
Re: Random randomness
Posted: Sun May 13, 2018 5:28 pm
by hitbyambulance
Sudy wrote: ↑Fri May 11, 2018 6:37 am
I just assumed everyone would.
What do you think of their new album? I'm relatively new to Priest (ashamed, I know), so I don't have historical context. It's clear
Never The Heroes is anthemic though. But after a few listens my favourites are
No Surrender (has a classic sound, no?) and
Sea of Red (hell of a power ballad closer, right on up there with
Lochness and
Red, White & Blue).
it's pretty impressive for a band so far along in their career. i didn't get into metal until about 15 years ago, but Judas Priest were a band i latched onto at a really young age (i think i was 7 at the time) for some reason. i've been actually giving all their albums a listen lately, since the only cassette i ever had was _Screaming for Vengeance_.
Re: Random randomness
Posted: Sun May 13, 2018 7:56 pm
by dbt1949
I wonder if I can turn my wife in for cruelty to old people after making me do all these chores she felt "had to be does right now", not 2 minutes from now.
Re: Random randomness
Posted: Sun May 13, 2018 9:12 pm
by Daehawk
My mother in law was the right this second type. Im far from it. I like to finish what Im doing. She was also the type where if it wasn't done right that second she would go do it herself. Somehow she thought this was a punishment to me. I would just shrug and keep doing what i was doing.
Re: Random randomness
Posted: Mon May 14, 2018 11:54 am
by Daehawk
Tomorrow I go here. Not sure many of you are old farty enough to remember Burger Chef. They were once bigger than McDonalds. This place was that but is a name change only. Same food same broiler. Pretty cool place.
https://www.facebook.com/THECHEFCLEVELANDTENN/
Re: Random randomness
Posted: Mon May 14, 2018 12:06 pm
by Kraken
The suburb I grew up in had a Burger Chef; we used to get takeout there once a week. After a while Burger King opened almost next door. It wasn't long after that that the Chef closed and McDonalds went into their spot. Never liked McD as much.
Re: Random randomness
Posted: Mon May 14, 2018 12:50 pm
by Paingod
It's interesting which burger joint supplants which. Around here, it seems like Five Guys is killing Wendy's. One opens, a Wendy's nearby closes. The Burger King just down the street stays put.
Re: Random randomness
Posted: Mon May 14, 2018 4:07 pm
by Pyperkub
Shall we play a game?
Last week, police in Concord, California, arrested a high school student police say successfully deployed a series of phishing emails targeting teachers at his school in an attempt to change the grades of numerous students. Those emails provided a link to a site that appeared to be similar to an authentic grade portal, allowing the suspect to capture legitimate login credentials. Why the accused student did not change any of his own grades is unclear.
Re: Random randomness
Posted: Mon May 14, 2018 7:07 pm
by LordMortis
We are not afraid of you!
And here I thought I was the only fan of
Willow much like I think henzau and I are the only fans of
Popeye
http://comicbook.com/starwars/2018/05/1 ... lucasfilm/
Re: Random randomness
Posted: Mon May 14, 2018 8:45 pm
by Daehawk
I love Willow!! Still trying to talk the wife into seeing it.
Re: Random randomness
Posted: Tue May 15, 2018 1:48 pm
by Kasey Chang
I just measured myself it appears I'm now wearing a 19 inch neck. Eeek. The only shirt I can collar my neck is like a f***ing tent under my armpits.
Either I custom fit for a shirt (which costs me $$$$$$ I don't have) or I take this monster shirt to my local tailor and see what they can do with it.
In the meanwhile, I ordered a new shirt from Amazon's house brand "Buttoned Down". Chest seems right and neck size is right. We'll see about the rest.
(And I finally figured out what they mean by "classic fit" "slim fit" and "athletic fit". Classic fit is "normal", slim fit is narrower chest and waist, and athletic fit is even narrower chest and waist. .