Elon Musk

[Smoove_B]

The Apartheid Bros and their larger family of Tech Bros have the country sewn up and under control.

How much are the crpyto-bros all going to make when the U.S. economy implodes?

[LawBeefaroni]

The Apartheid Bros and their larger family of Tech Bros have the country sewn up and under control.

How much are the crpyto-bros all going to make when the U.S. economy implodes?

Crypto-bros =/= Tech Bros. The Tech Bros will have already made their money. They all have multiple compounds in multiple countries. They have multiple exit strategies. Who cares if they lose $5,000,000,000 when they've already extracted $50,000,000,000.

Crypto-bros, they're going to get fucked. Unless their crypto is BTC or ETH.

[LordMortis]

The Tech Bros will have already made their money. They all have multiple compounds in multiple countries. They have multiple exit strategies. Who cares if they lose $5,000,000,000 when they've already extracted $50,000,000,000.

This. I always knew it was bad and then when I saw how they single handedly and intentionally crashed the regional banks making billions on the way down and then again on the reorgs they forced. And then seeing Shady as a ship's figure head... That was pretty much it. That was when I could see Starlink was just a small piece.

[Max Peck]

Leon understands that it's all about life balance. Even when working hard to run multiple companies (as well as America, democracy and the world) into the ground and destroying his relationships with his kids, he also takes the time to chill out and be the best Diablo 4 player in the world.

Elon Musk might officially be the best Diablo 4 player in the world

Elon Musk is many things. The world's most annoying tweeter. A wannabe Martian. The dude partially responsible for Donald Trump's impending return to power. And now, if his run is officially accepted, the best Diablo 4 player in the world.

Musk's love of Diablo is well documented. He's obsessed. While he enjoys boasting about how hard he works, he always finds time to delve into Blizzard's ARPG, and earlier this month chatted to his weird pal Joe Rogan about his demon-slaying talents. At the time, he was ranked #19 on the Helltides leaderboard for his clear time in the Pit—the dungeon that's become the measurement of player skill.

Since then Musk has dipped to #44. No doubt he's been quite busy threatening America with his plans for the Department of Government Efficiency. Or at least you'd think so. But it looks like he's still pretty invested in the Diablo leaderboard, judging by his adventures in Sanctuary yesterday, as spotted by Dexerto.

On Twitter, Musk has shown off a run where he cleared the max tier (150) Pit in under two minutes. The video is accompanied by some proper bonkers nonsense: "So many life lessons to be learned from speedrunning video games on max difficulty. Teaches you to see the matrix, rather than simply exist in the matrix. Diablo Tier 150 finished in under 2 mins."