YouTube videos - post'm if ya got'm nsfw possible.

Holy shit. How long was she alone that she thought a constant stream of shrill pleases was going to have any effect? She was clearly in a great deal of distress but she still didn't use the lord's name in vain. Now that's a pious woman.

I feel terrible for her, but put the camera down and do something, throw something, or just shut the hell up.

Max Peck · Post by **Max Peck** » Sat Oct 03, 2015 4:47 pm

DD* wrote:
WYBaugh wrote:Bear eats Kayak rather than really annoying woman
Good buddha, I was rooting for the bear!

Heh, I think even CNN was rooting for the bear.

Hello, I'm Bear. Maybe you've seen me? I'm the one in that video, eating the kayak?

See, I was just out for a nice stroll the other day along beautiful Berg Bay in Alaska -- you know, home -- when all of a sudden this human started screaming at me.

I started to walk over to see what the heck her problem was. That's when she sprayed me in the face with that pepper stuff. Ouch.

Better leave her alone, I thought, so I backed up. Then she started yelling at me again.

I don't know much Human, but I think she was screaming "Get away from the kayak! Get away from the kayak!"

So I went over to the kayak. At least if by "kayak" she meant that big green thing she'd been using to carry herself and her yummy, yummy food.

Then she yelled at me to come back.

Heh. I'd already fallen for that one once.

So I decided to eat the kayak.

"You're breaking it!" she yelled. "You're breaking my kayak! Why are you doing that? Why are you breaking my kayak?"

Um, maybe because you sprayed me in the face? Plus, I'm a bear. We kind of like to break things.

It went on this way for a while. Me rummaging through her kayak, gnawing on things here and there, her screaming. You can see it for yourself if you watch the video. It's been seen about half a million times so far. And I gather that a lot of you humans are on my side.

"Bear, please stop that!" she yelled. "Please stop breaking my things. Oh, please stop breaking my things, bear!"

"It's not even food," she screamed. "It doesn't even taste good! It's just plastic!"

Actually, lady, it's not bad with a little pepper.

Daehawk · Post by **Daehawk** » Sun Oct 04, 2015 6:51 am

People like her get ate by bears. Why keep standing there risking your life over a kayak. All the bear would need to do is charge her and thats that spray or not. Go away..go inside...dont stand there berating a bear you sprayed.

Rip · Post by **Rip** » Sun Oct 04, 2015 11:13 am

The rap video you have all been waiting for.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZqvgoPMd7d8

Daehawk · Post by **Daehawk** » Sun Oct 04, 2015 3:06 pm

Asshole

Moliere · Post by **Moliere** » Tue Oct 06, 2015 11:01 am

Watch 150 movies from Paramount for free.

stessier · Post by **stessier** » Tue Oct 06, 2015 11:05 am

Moliere wrote:Watch 150 movies from Paramount for free.

That's a good find. Thanks!

I bet they file DMCA notices on themselves...

hepcat · Post by **hepcat** » Tue Oct 06, 2015 11:31 am

And there are quite a few gems in there too. Check out The Loved Ones for a fun Halloween film.

GreenGoo · Post by **GreenGoo** » Tue Oct 06, 2015 12:47 pm

Daehawk wrote:People like her get ate by bears. Why keep standing there risking your life over a kayak. All the bear would need to do is charge her and thats that spray or not. Go away..go inside...dont stand there berating a bear you sprayed.

I got the feeling there was no inside to go to. I assumed it was some sort of kiosk/bivouac/traveler's resource station thingy.

It's also possible (although probably not in this case) that if you are travelling far enough from civilization, that losing her Kayak could mean her death anyway, at which point the Kayak would be something to fight to death over.

She didn't seem resourceful enough to leave her house, let alone go solo kayaking up north, but I only leave my own house to get on a bus, so what do I know?

GreenGoo · Post by **GreenGoo** » Tue Oct 06, 2015 12:51 pm

stessier wrote:
Moliere wrote:Watch 150 movies from Paramount for free.
That's a good find. Thanks!

I bet they file DMCA notices on themselves...

Lol.

Moliere · Post by **Moliere** » Wed Oct 07, 2015 1:02 pm

Honest Trailers - Aladdin

Daehawk · Post by **Daehawk** » Wed Oct 07, 2015 3:54 pm

Pretty good. I actually loved that movie. Its my favorite Disney I think. In the 90's I watched all of those types...Aladdin, Beauty and the Beast, The Little Mermaid, Pocahontas. Enjoyed them all. Robin Williams really made Aladdin special.

Daehawk · Post by **Daehawk** » Wed Oct 07, 2015 3:59 pm

Matt Damon is Stuck on Uranus

Moliere · Post by **Moliere** » Wed Oct 07, 2015 4:08 pm

Daehawk wrote:Matt Damon is Stuck on Uranus

It would help if you provided an "Ellen" warning to save me the click.

Although the repetition of the obvious joke was enough to keep me from watching more than 2 seconds.

Moliere · Post by **Moliere** » Wed Oct 07, 2015 9:23 pm

Darth L. Jackson

xwraith · Post by **xwraith** » Wed Oct 07, 2015 10:44 pm

Little documentary on bringing WC III's music to an orchestra

Daehawk · Post by **Daehawk** » Thu Oct 08, 2015 2:09 am

xwraith wrote:Little documentary on bringing WC III's music to an orchestra

That was really great. I haven't heard that music in SO many years but knew it instantly and could follow along with it.

It was really sweet that one of the musicians brought his own copy of Wing Commander 4 for the composer to sign. That was awesome.

Also them taking at the end about computers and gaming in the early 90's. Thats me I was there doing the same thing. I somehow could get about 612 free low memory

Beautiful music too. He did some great work with just MIDI all those years ago. I remember hearing it in game new and thinking it was more than MIDI. Back then to me MIDI sounded really good.

As a kid I was rock and roll and that was it. Then 6th grade came and I was in music class. Learned so much from that teacher and class. She took us to the local college for a symphony. I was rolling my eyes but it got me out of class. Turns out I love orchestras. Who knew. Loved it so much I went the next time too not to get out of class...or at least not the only reason...but because I liked it.

Daehawk · Post by **Daehawk** » Fri Oct 09, 2015 11:35 am

After watching the review of Mad Max from Nostalgia Critic I cant stop watching his videos.

Also dont confuse him with Clip Critic. They are awesome on their own but much more sexiest and racy

Max Peck · Post by **Max Peck** » Sun Oct 11, 2015 11:45 am

Oak Ridge National Laboratory's 3D-printed Shelby Cobra. Those Oak Ridge boys have the best toys.

Daehawk · Post by **Daehawk** » Mon Oct 12, 2015 2:32 am

KOTOR HK-47 discusses how to kill Jedi.

Daehawk · Post by **Daehawk** » Tue Oct 13, 2015 3:14 am

The ribbon worm

Moliere · Post by **Moliere** » Wed Oct 14, 2015 5:51 pm

Adam Ruins Everything is a great College Humor series. Here he ruins the Buy One Give One shoe "charity".

Isgrimnur · Post by **Isgrimnur** » Wed Oct 14, 2015 6:48 pm

Don't Hug Me I'm Scared 5

If you haven't seen these, I recommend you start with #1 and work your way through them.

Probably NSFW

Daehawk · Post by **Daehawk** » Wed Oct 14, 2015 10:26 pm

Guy made and wore a 9'5" Hulkbuster costume to Comic Con.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/iro ... 6ad4c899ad

And thats a sexy BlackWidow

Skinypupy · Post by **Skinypupy** » Thu Oct 15, 2015 10:04 am

Isgrimnur wrote:Don't Hug Me I'm Scared 5

If you haven't seen these, I recommend you start with #1 and work your way through them.

Probably NSFW

That was...different.

And awesome.

Isgrimnur · Post by **Isgrimnur** » Thu Oct 15, 2015 10:07 am

DD* · Post by DD* » Fri Oct 16, 2015 10:57 pm

PMJ does the White Stripes

DD* · Post by DD* » Fri Oct 16, 2015 11:03 pm

I may have a new PMJ favorite - and that is Telly Savalas' daughter on lead vocals. Who luvs ya, baby?

Archinerd · Post by **Archinerd** » Sat Oct 17, 2015 4:18 pm

DD* wrote:PMJ does the White Stripes

That's not actually a White Stripes song. I once heard that it's originally a Salvation Army song that they covered.

Max Peck · Post by **Max Peck** » Sat Oct 17, 2015 4:45 pm

Archinerd wrote:
DD* wrote:PMJ does the White Stripes
That's not actually a White Stripes song. I once heard that it's originally a Salvation Army song that they covered.

The story I've heard is that as a wee lad, Jack White used to pronounce "Salvation Army" as "Seven Nation Army" and used the phrase in the song.

Whoops, I got that wrong. Apparently he misheard it that way, rather than saying it.

When Jack White was a young, pale, skinny little boy, he misheard " Salvation Army " as " Seven Nation Army. " Years later, that happy accident has evolved into the title of the opening track on the White Stripes’ new Elephant (V2).