Octopus Overlords

Isgrimnur wrote: ↑Fri Jan 01, 2021 7:33 pm Inhaling aerosolized brains had caused his body to produce antibodies...

Isgrimnur wrote: ↑Fri Jan 01, 2021 11:03 pm And I have, to the best of my knowledge, and certainly not as an adult, set foot in the state of New Jersey.

I hear theres a cult up there that pretend to be gas pump attendants and refuse to let you pump your own gas. They have everyone believing its a state law even.

Isgrimnur wrote: ↑Fri Jan 01, 2021 7:33 pm Inhaling aerosolized brains had caused his body to produce antibodies...

Sudy wrote: ↑Fri Jan 01, 2021 11:39 pmDamn... I was hoping I'd click on that and learn the antibodies somehow protected him from Covid, and that we'd all have to inhale aerosolized pig brains now.

Smoove_B wrote: ↑Fri Jan 01, 2021 11:48 pm

Sudy wrote: ↑Fri Jan 01, 2021 11:39 pmDamn... I was hoping I'd click on that and learn the antibodies somehow protected him from Covid, and that we'd all have to inhale aerosolized pig brains now.

I'd also recommend avoiding prolonged coffee roasting and assisting in dental work. The password is: Bronchiolitis obliterans.

Bronchiolitis Obliterans Organizing Pneumonia

Daehawk wrote: ↑Sat Jan 02, 2021 12:00 am Is it ok again to handle white phosphorus?

White phosphorus is a toxic substance

Daehawk wrote:Is it ok again to handle white phosphorus?

Isgrimnur wrote: ↑Fri Jan 01, 2021 11:03 pm If I had taken one, it would not have been secretly. And I have, to the best of my knowledge, and certainly not as an adult, set foot in the state of New Jersey.

Daehawk wrote: ↑Sun Jan 03, 2021 1:21 pm Seems bitcoins are worth $33,000 now. Wish I had about 15.

Daehawk wrote: ↑Sun Jan 03, 2021 12:40 pm

Holman wrote: ↑Sun Jan 03, 2021 1:47 pm

Daehawk wrote: ↑Sun Jan 03, 2021 1:21 pm Seems bitcoins are worth $33,000 now. Wish I had about 15.

Surely you don't need to buy *that* much heroin?

Daehawk wrote: ↑Sun Jan 03, 2021 11:42 pm Got my new internet bill and its gone up $5.00 . Now I gotta call and find out why. They'll probably tell me normal rate increase for the new year. Five f'n dollars.

stimpy wrote: ↑Fri Jan 01, 2021 5:47 pm Just had a chat with a couple of different Best Buy customer service people.
Asked them if they could tell me when the sale price for an item ends.
None of them could tell me.
How is that even possible?

I was out last week.

Daehawk wrote: ↑Mon Jan 04, 2021 3:57 pm Water seems to give me heartburn.

Blackhawk wrote: ↑Tue Jan 05, 2021 12:22 pm Yesterday I was at the grocery store picking up this week's food for the family. I wanted some marinara, so I hit the sauce aisle. There were two jars that looked similar, and I want to see what the difference was so I grabbed them both and held them horizontally so I could read the labels. It was about the time that I felt the 'splat' that I realized some asshole had removed the lid from one of them, thus causing me to dump half a jar of marinara on my foot.
When we got to the checkout, we found that they only had one lane open, which is normal for that Wal-Mart. Regardless of how many people get lined up, they just open one normal lane. I get in line and realize that I'm being an entire squadron of elderly women on a hoarding trip. Cart after cart densely packed with piles of everything (there was an entire cart of nothing but frozen dinners, one cart with what must have been scores of bottles of hand sanitizer, etc.), and they were being unloaded, one item at a time, by one elderly woman who must have been suffering from the rheumatiz' based on how slowly she were going. I spent more time standing in that checkout lane than I did shopping for four people for seven days, all while a glop of marinara slowly dried on my shoe.

Blackhawk wrote: ↑Tue Jan 05, 2021 12:22 pm I get in line and realize that I'm being an entire squadron of elderly women on a hoarding trip.

Jaymann wrote: ↑Tue Jan 05, 2021 12:38 pm

Blackhawk wrote: ↑Tue Jan 05, 2021 12:22 pm I get in line and realize that I'm being an entire squadron of elderly women on a hoarding trip.

Well maybe if you didn't act that way...

Blackhawk wrote: ↑Tue Jan 05, 2021 1:09 pm

Jaymann wrote: ↑Tue Jan 05, 2021 12:38 pm

Blackhawk wrote: ↑Tue Jan 05, 2021 12:22 pm I get in line and realize that I'm being an entire squadron of elderly women on a hoarding trip.

Well maybe if you didn't act that way...

Behind. I was behind them. I was being a guy who was behind them.

Blackhawk wrote: ↑Tue Jan 05, 2021 12:22 pm Yesterday I was at the grocery store picking up this week's food for the family. I wanted some marinara, so I hit the sauce aisle. There were two jars that looked similar, and I want to see what the difference was so I grabbed them both and held them horizontally so I could read the labels. It was about the time that I felt the 'splat' that I realized some asshole had removed the lid from one of them, thus causing me to dump half a jar of marinara on my foot.

When we got to the checkout, we found that they only had one lane open, which is normal for that Wal-Mart. Regardless of how many people get lined up, they just open one normal lane. I get in line and realize that I'm behind an entire squadron of elderly women on a hoarding trip. Cart after cart densely packed with piles of everything (there was an entire cart of nothing but frozen dinners, one cart with what must have been scores of bottles of hand sanitizer, etc.), and they were being unloaded, one item at a time, by one elderly woman who must have been suffering from the rheumatiz' based on how slowly she were going. I spent more time standing in that checkout lane than I did shopping for four people for seven days, all while a glop of marinara slowly dried on my shoe.