Octopus Overlords

Moliere wrote: Fri May 04, 2018 12:31 pm

Rip wrote: Wed May 09, 2018 2:59 pm

Daehawk wrote: Wed May 09, 2018 7:33 pm

Also am I alone in thinking they look better with each others hair?

Unagi wrote: Wed May 09, 2018 7:01 pm

Rip wrote: Wed May 09, 2018 2:59 pm

OWN IT, Rip, OWN IT

Daehawk wrote: Wed May 09, 2018 7:33 pm

em2nought wrote: Thu May 10, 2018 5:52 am This meme sums up our differences in a nutshell. My friends read it and say "Exactly!", most of you guys read it and go "Huh?"

The Children's Gasoline Burn Prevention Act was enacted on July 17, 2008. The Act establishes as a consumer product safety rule ASTM International's (ASTM) F2517-05's child-resistance requirements for closures on portable gasoline containers.

Remus West wrote: Thu May 10, 2018 9:25 am It is simple and works perfectly to prevent spills and to pour easily.

Isgrimnur wrote: Thu May 10, 2018 9:30 am When you're still salty about safety regulations from 2008...

The Children's Gasoline Burn Prevention Act was enacted on July 17, 2008. The Act establishes as a consumer product safety rule ASTM International's (ASTM) F2517-05's child-resistance requirements for closures on portable gasoline containers.

gilraen wrote: Thu May 10, 2018 10:20 am A "baloney" sandwich..?

Skinypupy wrote: Thu May 10, 2018 9:55 am (which take any competent adult about 5 minutes to figure out)

stessier wrote: Thu May 10, 2018 11:16 am

Skinypupy wrote: Thu May 10, 2018 9:55 am (which take any competent adult about 5 minutes to figure out)

stessier wrote: Thu May 10, 2018 11:16 am

Skinypupy wrote: Thu May 10, 2018 9:55 am (which take any competent adult about 5 minutes to figure out)

Remus West wrote: Thu May 10, 2018 11:59 am

stessier wrote: Thu May 10, 2018 11:16 am

Skinypupy wrote: Thu May 10, 2018 9:55 am (which take any competent adult about 5 minutes to figure out)

I was disappointed in you too.

LordMortis wrote: Fri May 11, 2018 3:51 pm Saw this as a fly by to a "Clinton Did it!" fly by on and was going to save it, for what, maybe two or three days until it become relevant here again, but I just couldn't sit on it.

Skinypupy wrote: Fri May 11, 2018 4:07 pm

LordMortis wrote: Fri May 11, 2018 3:51 pm Saw this as a fly by to a "Clinton Did it!" fly by on and was going to save it, for what, maybe two or three days until it become relevant here again, but I just couldn't sit on it.

Moliere wrote:

Moliere wrote:

Holman wrote: Mon May 14, 2018 9:51 am OMG it's real!

The ad is utterly worth watching. I thought it was a joke, and then realized it wasn't, and it just kept getting more ridiculous.

Exceptional Products, the Texas company that markets Trumpy Bear on television, also uses infomercials and television advertising to promote products like Hairdini, Save a Blade and Plaque Attack.
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We asked Exceptional Products about sales of Trumpy Bear, but the company declined to provide any details. Nonetheless, we know people have been buying the toy, in particular as a Christmas present according to several social media posts.

Exceptional Products owns the trademark on Trumpy Bear, according to U.S. Patent and Trademark Office records, but the concept and design was invented by a V.L. Lange from a company called “Reel Vision,” a spokesperson for Exceptional Products told us.

We were unable to find further details on Lange or their company, and they did not respond to an invitation to comment. However, Exceptional Products did send us the “vision statement” for Trumpy Bear, in which Lange emphasizes “No, this is not a joke.”

In 1902 the teddy bear was born and named after President Teddy Roosevelt. When President Donald Trump was elected to office as the first non-politician president, I felt it was time to name an American fearless grizzly bear after our new Commander in Chief. I designed the Trumpy Bear in a recognizable image of our current president.

This iconic bear should be viewed as the symbol that anyone can run for president of this great country of ours. The weight of the responsibilities that come with the presidency can be a burden that I, for one, could never endure.

And no, this is not a joke. I want it to be perfectly clear that the men who served in our military spoke from their hearts in the Trumpy Bear commercial. Any vilification of a veteran should never be tolerated.