KKBlue wrote:Paingod, you know you went plural there?
Paingod wrote:... Just another 37 minutes to sit at my desk with my thumbs up my ass.
I would think you would leave one hand free to type or use the phone
He's attempting a thumb Goatse.
I was told NOT to look this thing Goatse you speak of. But I'm going to...
tic-toc, tic-toc, tic-toc,
No pictures but wiki had enough to create the picture in my mind.
"Why do people say grow some balls? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding!" - Betty White
I had actively avoided seeing any images of Goatse during my time on the internet. Then I was looking at demotivational posters earlier this year. One of them had a picture of goatse doing his thing. The picture was not real clear so I had to focus on it and then...OH MY GOD. MY EYES.
Such a sad moment for me (when I finally got past the trauma to my retina) to realize I would never go back to not having seen that.
“As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.” - H.L. Mencken
Goatse was easier than tubgirl for me. Now that one haunted me.
“The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts.”
Bertrand Russell
Remus West wrote:Such a sad moment for me (when I finally got past the trauma to my retina) to realize I would never go back to not having seen that.
I was traumatized for 3 days after seeing it for the first time.
I've become real good at figuring out where a link is going to take me before I click it, and for the rare mistake, I'm even better at not seeing what is on my monitor while I quickly get the hell outta dodge.
I am no longer 12 and do not find shocking images interesting or funny. I never suspected I'd have delicate sensibilities when I was older, but here I am. No tub girl or 2 girls 1 cup for me. In fact I've managed to not fully understand what they are pictures of. I'm awesome at circumventing reality.
Mr Bubbles wrote:Goatse was easier than tubgirl for me. Now that one haunted me.
I have thus far managed to avoid that one and 2 girls and a cup. I've been told what both are about - damn you JimDave - but I have never seen them. I pray it stays that way.
“As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.” - H.L. Mencken
In order to preserve your sanity, there are certain things on the interwebs to avoid. I'd add a couple to the list that's already been said.
Spoiler:
#1 - Any website with "chan" in the name
#2 - 2 Girls 1 Cup
#3 - Tubgirl
#4 - Lemon Party
#5 - Goatse
What has been seen cannot be unseen. It's not even worth it to satisfy a morbid curiosity. I have avoided the 2 girls 1 cup as well. The others, not so much.
Black Lives Matter
2021-01-20: The first good night's sleep I had in 4 years.
Pictures of dead or tortured people and animals posted for the sake of entertainment bother me terribly, but my grossout threshold is high.
Does subject appear to have consented to the activity? Is subject capable of walking away from this incident? Okayyyyy, though I sure don't envy whoever has to clean up after.
To be fair, adolescent power fantasy tripe is way easier to write than absurd existential horror, and every community has got to start somewhere... right?
Unless one loses a precious thing, he will never know its true value. A little light finally scratches the darkness; it lets the exhausted one face his shattered dream and realize his path cannot be walked. Can man live happily without embracing his wounded heart?
I have been to the chan sites once and avoid them at all costs now. Someone had a TF2 tag of Goatse so I have seen it (thankfully was not clear). The others I have not seen and plan to do what I can to not see them, mostly because I was told what they are.
"Only in a geek forum could we talk about the camcorder's battery life ruining our suspension of disbelief, while totally accepting the gigantic impenetrable monster." -YK
"Isg, set research engines to ludicrous speed!!" -DD*
And now for something completely different... Well maybe not Monty Python different but it's a change
My cleaning business has one client left. He just left to run some errands. I desided I'll play my iPod until he returns. Listening to Sing, Sing, Sing. What a great swing song.
"Why do people say grow some balls? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding!" - Betty White
Going on a date tonight... at least it feels like one, how we made the arrangements (good ol' days). I'm going to have a glass of wine with our dinner too. I've resisted for quite some time and ready to fall off the wagon with grace. We will soon find out how much my stomach enjoys the glass. Mixing wine with cheese and salami is super yummy but not so with the tummy.
"Why do people say grow some balls? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding!" - Betty White
Had to be in to work at 2am Thursday morning for an experiment after only 3 hours sleep.
Finally got to leave at 5pm.
Fell asleep while watching tv with the kids at 6pm.
Have to be back at 7am Friday for second part.
Got a call at 10:30pm that second part start time is moved from 7am to noon.
Now trying to call rest of team to warn them since they all live about 2 hours away.
Experiment is scheduled to last about 9 hours if everything goes well - which it rarely does.
Now I have to try to get back to sleep.
Ugh.
"This is a new form of laundry product and we will continue to join other manufacturers to safeguard and educate consumers on the correct storage and use of these products in the home" Ho said in a statement.
Education like keep out of reach of children who aren't old enough to know what detergent is... Oh and don't eat detergent.
I remember when I was too young to know any better the stupidest thing I ate was unsweetened baking chocolate. And then I was stupid enough to go back for more, figuring it would taste better if I just put some sugar on it, to sweeten it up.
LordMortis wrote:I remember when I was too young to know any better the stupidest thing I ate was unsweetened baking chocolate. And then I was stupid enough to go back for more, figuring it would taste better if I just put some sugar on it, to sweeten it up.
heh. I did that too.
“As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.” - H.L. Mencken
LordMortis wrote:I remember when I was too young to know any better the stupidest thing I ate was unsweetened baking chocolate. And then I was stupid enough to go back for more, figuring it would taste better if I just put some sugar on it, to sweeten it up.
heh. I did that too.
And vanilla extract. It smelled so good, it had to taste good, right?
Black Lives Matter. No human is illegal. Women's rights are human rights. Love is love. Science is real. Kindness is everything.
Vanilla extract tasting like ass still bothers me. It makes no sense. And if it tastes like ass you'd think it would make the stuff you put it in taste like ass as well.
LordMortis wrote:I remember when I was too young to know any better the stupidest thing I ate was unsweetened baking chocolate. And then I was stupid enough to go back for more, figuring it would taste better if I just put some sugar on it, to sweeten it up.
heh. I did that too.
And vanilla extract. It smelled so good, it had to taste good, right?
You know, mom once invited me to try a spoonful of mustard powder.
That was when I began to suspect that our mother was not the angelic being of pure love that I had always imagined her to be.
"Don't believe everything you read on the internet." - Abraham Lincoln
LordMortis wrote:I remember when I was too young to know any better the stupidest thing I ate was unsweetened baking chocolate. And then I was stupid enough to go back for more, figuring it would taste better if I just put some sugar on it, to sweeten it up.
heh. I did that too.
And vanilla extract. It smelled so good, it had to taste good, right?
You know, mom once invited me to try a spoonful of mustard powder.
That was when I began to suspect that our mother was not the angelic being of pure love that I had always imagined her to be.
Not to mention when she lied to you about dying after eating the clovers. The woman was evil, she just seems nice on the surface. Or she's mellowed.
Black Lives Matter. No human is illegal. Women's rights are human rights. Love is love. Science is real. Kindness is everything.
I'd like to send a special shout-out to our IT department who has managed to completely fuck up our e-mail (no one in the company can send, receive, or access any archived PST's) for most of the last day of our fiscal quarter. It's not like we needed to send e-mails to close any last minute business today or anything.
When darkness veils the world, four Warriors of Light shall come.
My stepson's been away for a couple of weeks now but he called and said he's coming back (from his visit to his girlfriend. in Tulsa). His mother and I have both been trying to get him to stay there but he insists on coming back here.
Crap.
I was watching Ken Burns Prohibition documentary the other day (yeah, we're WAY behind on the TiVo), and at one point they were talking about the Anti-Saloon League, and the Womens Christian Temperance Union and they mentioned that one of the non-alcohol related measures they pursued was to raise the female age of consent from 10 to 16.
And now I'm wondering if that is the basis of the term "Sweet Sixteen", which will now never be the same in my head again.
Black Lives definitely Matter Lorini!
Also: There are three ways to not tell the truth: lies, damned lies, and statistics.
The Online Etymology Dictionary states that the phrase "sweet sixteen" was first recorded 1826. (Online Etymology Dictionary. Douglas Harper, Historian. 06 Apr. 2009. Dictionary.com.) Richard Crawford, in his book America's Musical Life, claims that the phrase became popular in America due to the song "When You Were Sweet Sixteen" (1898) by James Thornton, which was among the most popular songs of the 1890s in the U.S. and sold over a million copies. The phrase remains common to this day, although the song is no longer widely known. dissolvetalk 05:30, 7 April 2009 (UTC)
To be fair, adolescent power fantasy tripe is way easier to write than absurd existential horror, and every community has got to start somewhere... right?
Unless one loses a precious thing, he will never know its true value. A little light finally scratches the darkness; it lets the exhausted one face his shattered dream and realize his path cannot be walked. Can man live happily without embracing his wounded heart?
Believe it or not... I do like to talk and with my 1,000 post here on OO I still might be considered quite
"Why do people say grow some balls? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding!" - Betty White
Been participating in bike to work month, had a personal best tonight, 15 miles in 78 minutes
I have some cool lights in my spokes, makes it look 80s Tron style.
I go though a hip urban neighborhood round the time the bars let out, I normally work only Sun-Wed and nobody is around. But tonight, being a 3 day weekend, people were wandering around all over. Got a lot of compliments on those lights.
Unlike the video, I have 3 lights on each wheel, so it looks almost like the shot below, except of course for my fat ass instead of this professional bicycle model.
After a quick meeting this morning with a client, I got home and left the front door open so the dog could go lay out on the gated patio. Ten minutes later a yellow parakeet comes flying down the hall, hangs a sharp left at the end, and lands on my PC while I'm working. He cocked his head to the side as if to say "WTF are you going to do about it". While my brain is still trying to process this, he flits down to the floor and picks over the remains of a dog treat, takes a big hop to the water bowl for a sip, and then launches back down the hall and out the front door. I'm surprised he could manage to fly with the two big brass ones he's carrying around.
I have a brand new definition for "Like a BOSS". I'll see about uploading a pic later.
When my Apple booted up, the wallpaper was different. The background is of an universe. So deep and heavy like the realization of my weekend is reflected as a cosmos spectacular. No yellow parakeets or drunken adventures, just life at it's fullest showing me all sides of LOVE this past weekend.
Now I've taken a breath, I believe the wallpaper change is because I deleted an image from the desktop and that is why it went to the generic. I now choose to replace the Universe wallpaper with something equally heavy but a little less deep.
"Why do people say grow some balls? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding!" - Betty White
I absolutely LOVE Sesame Street Unagi, especially the originals. Yep, Guy Smiley is doing the reunion show with Oak Tree.
"Why do people say grow some balls? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding!" - Betty White
No pictures but wiki had enough to create the picture in my mind.
