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Isgrimnur wrote:Why is it only Thursday? WHY?

Why is it so quiet around here today? Entertain me, damnit!

Tapittytappitytappitytappitytappity .. tappity .. tappitytappity ... *wheeze* ... tappitytappity ... tappity ... *whoof* ... tap.

Aw, f**k it.

Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap

GreenGoo wrote:

Isgrimnur wrote:Why is it only Thursday? WHY?

Why is it so quiet around here today? Entertain me, damnit!

Too busy fixing other people's screwups.

I'm taking a page from the House rulebook and have decided that I am only going to work on projects that are personally interesting to me.

I'm going to need a team, a whiteboard, and an office with glass walls.

If you are among the legions of people who find Kate Upton attractive you should google "Kate Upton GQ".

I just noticed my first gray nose hair.

Got my summer haircut. Also haven't shaved for a week. At that awkward stage where hair is the exact same (short) length on my entire head.
That reminds me. Peaches should be in season soon!

AWS260 wrote:I just noticed my first gray nose hair.

Chest hair has been slowly migrating to a new shade. Gonna be awhile though, before it's the norm and not the odd man out.

AWS260 wrote:I just noticed my first gray nose hair.

I finally shaved my moustache off years after it went totally gray while the hair on top of my head stayed relatively gray free.

Jolor wrote:G At that awkward stage where hair is the exact same (short) length on my entire head.
That reminds me. Peaches should be in season soon!

I call that the GI Joe cut, in reference to the old-time GI Joe dolls (large action figures I mean ).

A note to morons in the DC area - if a stoplight is out, it's a four way stop. Not a demolition derby arena.

Paula Dean looks like a bird.

pr0ner wrote:A note to morons in the DC area - if a stoplight is out, it's a four way stop. Not a demolition derby arena.

Just got back from a week at Boy Scout camp with a bunch of 9 and 10 year olds. I am one giant chigger bite.

The new genie loophole:


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Remus West wrote:If you are among the legions of people who find Kate Upton attractive you should google "Kate Upton GQ".

I'll be in my bunk.

Minecraft hoodie:

Remus West wrote:If you are among the legions of people who find Kate Upton attractive you should google "Kate Upton GQ".

Me. In my bunk.

There really is nothing like a dead feral cat under your deck to really ruin an afternoon in your back yard. Awful.

Smoove_B wrote:There really is nothing like a dead feral cat under your deck to really ruin an afternoon in your back yard. Awful.

At least it's not a skunk?

The cat comes with more pathos, assuming you like cats.

I'm soooo tired. Guessing this might be simmular to how new parents feel. Nope, no kids here and we are not babysitting... just life coming at us full steam in all it's glory. Been catching up on OO (sitting still) and recalling the week. Damn, nothing but a roller coaster of emotions while on the 24/7 typical life schedule. Finding peace in the call and answer from the birds outside. Which of course reminds me I have to water up I go.

silverjon wrote:The cat comes with more pathos, assuming you like cats.

Well, I'm not sure if he was talking about the smell, or something more tragic as you're alluding to.

The fiancee's cat has thrown up three times this morning. She's still asleep, so I got to clean it up. Yay.

Smoove_B wrote:There really is nothing like a dead feral cat under your deck to really ruin an afternoon in your back yard. Awful.

On the bright side, at least it briefly assuaged the New Jersey aromas from your back yard.

We've seen this cat creeping around for the last 3 years or so. I think it might have been a neighbor's barn cat but without a collar and tag, there's no way to be sure.

Anonymous Bosch wrote:On the bright side, at least it briefly assuaged the New Jersey aromas from your back yard.

I've mentioned it before, but if you were a fan of the Sopranos there was an episode where Silvio took Adriana for a car ride. The exit they took is the one I use to get to my house. The only smells out here are corn, Buddleia and (briefly) dead cat.

I was rather grateful that I did not have smell-o-vision while watching the Sopranos, regardless of their chosen backdrop for goomah whacking. But alas, your long-suffering sense of olfaction may simply have become inured to repeated violation by the distinctive pungency of New Jersey.

Lost of my wallet at the movie theater. They can't find it, hopefully it is on the way to some landfill I guess?

MOTHERFUCKER!

I can't help fix the wallet situation, but maybe this will make you feel better -- ska always helps me.

FWIW, I've lost just about everything mentioned in this song at one point or another.

That's okay, I lost my mind today. It too is probably on the way to the landfill.

Our long national nightmare is over: Anderson Cooper is finally out of the closet.

I am shocked... Okay, not really. Good for him.

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Ditto. It's like hearing that the wiry guy that took dance and theater in HS came out as gay. I seriously doubt many people will be surprised.

Anyone care for medleys?

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How much fun would it be to live out the old hot wheels commercial?

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Who would of thought that the same time as I would choose to pee would be the same time as my neighbor would choose to take a dog out to pee, as I lifted the window to the bathroom?

KKBlue wrote:Who would of thought that the same time as I would choose to pee would be the same time as my neighbor would choose to take a dog out to pee, as I lifted the window to the bathroom?

I think you are doing it wrong.

My 80 year old dad wants to propose to a woman who's family not only hates him, but has turned him down repeated, and she shows signs of encroaching Alzheimers.


Honestly, this has more red flags than Chairman Mao's birthday parade.

Isgrimnur wrote:Minecraft hoodie:

Reminds me of Mr Oogie Boogie: