Pictures and Videos for R&P

Kraken · Post by **Kraken** » Mon Oct 26, 2020 12:15 am

Daehawk wrote: Sun Oct 25, 2020 11:13 pm

I could feel brain cells dying.

Paingod · Post by **Paingod** » Mon Oct 26, 2020 7:57 am

Defiant wrote: Sat Oct 24, 2020 8:51 pm

I've loved what they do for years, and this one is no different.

My first impression was that this is a wildly lopsided "battle" with Trump damaging himself and Biden stomping him for good measure - and then I remember that Trump consistently damages himself and somehow still wins. It's spot-on, I suppose.

Skinypupy · Post by **Skinypupy** » Mon Oct 26, 2020 8:56 am

Kraken wrote: Mon Oct 26, 2020 12:15 am
Daehawk wrote: Sun Oct 25, 2020 11:13 pm
I could feel brain cells dying.

I posted it in one of the other threads as a joke. I didn't realize it was something people actually take seriously, although I suppose I shouldn't be surprised.

hepcat · Post by **hepcat** » Mon Oct 26, 2020 9:02 pm

https://twitter.com/ProjectLincoln/stat ... et%3DTweet

Jaymann · Post by **Jaymann** » Mon Oct 26, 2020 9:16 pm

Why does it always say, "This tweet is not available to you" but when I click it again it is

LawBeefaroni · Post by **LawBeefaroni** » Mon Oct 26, 2020 9:42 pm

Jaymann wrote: Mon Oct 26, 2020 9:16 pm Why does it always say, "This tweet is not available to you" but when I click it again it is

That's part of the lab experiment.

(You're doing very well, btw.)

malchior · Post by **malchior** » Mon Oct 26, 2020 9:57 pm

https://twitter.com/DNCWarRoom/status/1 ... 2429552644

Jaymann · Post by **Jaymann** » Mon Oct 26, 2020 10:10 pm

And why would those foolish Blacks be mostly Democrats when Trump has done more for them than any President with the (possible) exception of Lincoln?

Just don't try to move into suburbia.

Smoove_B · Post by **Smoove_B** » Tue Oct 27, 2020 1:55 pm

Daehawk · Post by **Daehawk** » Tue Oct 27, 2020 2:04 pm

awesome

Jaymann · Post by **Jaymann** » Tue Oct 27, 2020 2:29 pm

Melania catches Covid19 the same time Trump does. Trump brags about his quick recovery, but never mentions Melania, the effing First Lady. Suspicious, smiling Melania shows up, looking different. Coincidence?

LawBeefaroni · Post by **LawBeefaroni** » Tue Oct 27, 2020 2:38 pm

Jaymann wrote: Tue Oct 27, 2020 2:29 pm Melania catches Covid19 the same time Trump does. Trump brags about his quick recovery, but never mentions Melania, the effing First Lady. Suspicious, smiling Melania shows up, looking different. Coincidence?

If it's true, she probably doesn't meet eye-candy standards and is off getting post-COVID aesthetic treatment. Or she's been cleared.

Want to know what's up? Find her parents. If you can.

Carpet_pissr · Post by **Carpet_pissr** » Tue Oct 27, 2020 2:55 pm

Smoove_B wrote: Tue Oct 27, 2020 1:55 pm

Thanks for the almost hour I wasted down the Jack Black Youtube rabbithole, man (another video auto played after that one, and I could. not. stop watching it (Tenacious D on tour, behind the scenes).

Also, does ANYone in Hollywood, living or dead, have the inhuman, sheer energy of that man? Arguably Robin Williams, but anyone else? Dude is not only always on, he's constantly going 150% every time you see him on camera (would be interesting to see if he's like that off camera). Wow.

Daehawk · Post by **Daehawk** » Tue Oct 27, 2020 2:57 pm

I admit Trump is a funny comedian. I love Pelosi's little head twitch when he messed up sanctuary.

Carpet_pissr · Post by **Carpet_pissr** » Tue Oct 27, 2020 2:58 pm

Jaymann wrote: Tue Oct 27, 2020 2:29 pm Melania catches Covid19 the same time Trump does. Trump brags about his quick recovery, but never mentions Melania, the effing First Lady. Suspicious, smiling Melania shows up, looking different. Coincidence?

Are you suggesting she's deceased? Zombelania?

Jaymann · Post by **Jaymann** » Tue Oct 27, 2020 3:03 pm

Carpet_pissr wrote: Tue Oct 27, 2020 2:58 pm
Jaymann wrote: Tue Oct 27, 2020 2:29 pm Melania catches Covid19 the same time Trump does. Trump brags about his quick recovery, but never mentions Melania, the effing First Lady. Suspicious, smiling Melania shows up, looking different. Coincidence?
Are you suggesting she's deceased? Zombelania?

Not necessarily, but if she is on life support, do you think Trump would admit it?

coopasonic · Post by **coopasonic** » Tue Oct 27, 2020 3:09 pm

Carpet_pissr wrote: Tue Oct 27, 2020 2:55 pm
Smoove_B wrote: Tue Oct 27, 2020 1:55 pm
Thanks for the almost hour I wasted down the Jack Black Youtube rabbithole, man (another video auto played after that one, and I could. not. stop watching it (Tenacious D on tour, behind the scenes).

Also, does ANYone in Hollywood, living or dead, have the inhuman, sheer energy of that man? Arguably Robin Williams, but anyone else? Dude is not only always on, he's constantly going 150% every time you see him on camera (would be interesting to see if he's like that off camera). Wow.

You've heard of cocaine, right?

I say that mostly jokingly. But I know someone that was very much like that and he happened to overdose (was found and treated in time). He's much less frantic now.

Carpet_pissr · Post by **Carpet_pissr** » Tue Oct 27, 2020 3:11 pm

That's a good point, and it (well, "drugs", not specifically coke) actually did cross my mind when the force of his yelling into the mic parted my hair through the monitor.

Ralph-Wiggum · Post by **Ralph-Wiggum** » Tue Oct 27, 2020 3:11 pm

She was at the last debate. And you know it was her because she refused to hold Trump's hand.

Jaymann · Post by **Jaymann** » Tue Oct 27, 2020 3:14 pm

Ralph-Wiggum wrote: Tue Oct 27, 2020 3:11 pm She was at the last debate. And you know it was her because she refused to hold Trump's hand.

Touche'

Smoove_B · Post by **Smoove_B** » Tue Oct 27, 2020 3:16 pm

Carpet_pissr wrote: Tue Oct 27, 2020 2:55 pm Thanks for the almost hour I wasted down the Jack Black Youtube rabbithole, man (another video auto played after that one, and I could. not. stop watching it (Tenacious D on tour, behind the scenes).

Go to his channel (Jablinskigames) and start from the beginning. It's truly a video I look forward to watching every week (or at least now when they come out). He brings me joy.

Daehawk · Post by **Daehawk** » Tue Oct 27, 2020 3:31 pm

Been there since a few days before he posted the first video

LawBeefaroni · Post by **LawBeefaroni** » Tue Oct 27, 2020 3:34 pm

Jaymann wrote: Tue Oct 27, 2020 3:14 pm
Ralph-Wiggum wrote: Tue Oct 27, 2020 3:11 pm She was at the last debate. And you know it was her because she refused to hold Trump's hand.
Touche'

She was also using Marines as photo props again just yesterday.

No masks.

Isgrimnur · Post by **Isgrimnur** » Tue Oct 27, 2020 5:10 pm

ABC News (2015)

The comedian told Parade magazine that as a teenager in Los Angeles, he struggled with substance abuse.

"I remember just lots of turmoil from that time period,” he said. “I was having a lot of troubles with cocaine...I was hanging out with some pretty rough characters. I was scared to go to school [because] one of them wanted to kill me. I wanted to get out of there.”

Black, 46, said that as a result, his parents enrolled him in a new school that specifically dealt with "troubled youth." While most of the students were there because they'd been expelled from their previous schools, he wanted to be there "to press the restart button."

“I spilled my guts [to a school therapist] telling him I felt guilty about stealing from my mom to get money for cocaine. I cried like a baby. It was a huge release and a huge relief," he said. "I left feeling euphoric, like an enormous weight had been lifted from me. It changed me.”

Daehawk · Post by **Daehawk** » Tue Oct 27, 2020 5:20 pm

Should have done more Atari 2600 commercials.

malchior · Post by **malchior** » Wed Oct 28, 2020 10:18 pm

I don't usually recommend watching a Tucker Carlson clip but this one is...really something.

Spoiler:

https://twitter.com/justinbaragona/stat ... 3610907648

Daehawk · Post by **Daehawk** » Wed Oct 28, 2020 10:28 pm

Why isn't he unemployed?

malchior · Post by **malchior** » Wed Oct 28, 2020 10:32 pm

Daehawk wrote: Wed Oct 28, 2020 10:28 pm Why isn't he unemployed?

Probably because there is an army of mouth breathing morons eating this dreck up. To be fair, he is so earnest. How can they not believe him!

Edit: Chef kiss to this response!

https://twitter.com/BidenWarRoom/status ... 3796059136

Daehawk · Post by **Daehawk** » Wed Oct 28, 2020 11:07 pm

Busting.....gut.

YellowKing · Post by **YellowKing** » Wed Oct 28, 2020 11:11 pm

I'm guessing we'll see these damning documents around the same time we see Trump's tax returns.

Jaymann · Post by **Jaymann** » Wed Oct 28, 2020 11:22 pm

Daehawk · Post by **Daehawk** » Wed Oct 28, 2020 11:24 pm

To stupidity and beyond!

malchior · Post by **malchior** » Wed Oct 28, 2020 11:26 pm

https://twitter.com/ProjectLincoln/stat ... 6200502278

hepcat · Post by **hepcat** » Wed Oct 28, 2020 11:35 pm

Daehawk wrote: Wed Oct 28, 2020 10:28 pm Why isn't he unemployed?

Because Fox News mailed him the outgoing paperwork?

Kraken · Post by **Kraken** » Wed Oct 28, 2020 11:36 pm

malchior wrote: Wed Oct 28, 2020 11:26 pm https://twitter.com/ProjectLincoln/stat ... 6200502278

I'd like to have seen him answer that question, if he did, but the weaseling would have ruined a perfectly good "why did you stop beating your wife?" setup.

Kraken · Post by **Kraken** » Thu Oct 29, 2020 12:45 am

Sarah Cooper with way too much makeup is still Sarah Cooper.

Carpet_pissr · Post by **Carpet_pissr** » Thu Oct 29, 2020 1:04 am

And soooo much more attractive without that almost clown level of makeup. As are most people.

Paingod · Post by **Paingod** » Thu Oct 29, 2020 6:35 am

Carpet_pissr wrote: Thu Oct 29, 2020 1:04 amAnd soooo much more attractive without that almost clown level of makeup. As are most people.

I hardly recognized her, honestly. It was only the use of her name that made me pause and realize who it was.

Jaymann · Post by **Jaymann** » Thu Oct 29, 2020 10:12 am

That clip got me to watch Everything is Fine on Netflix. Good but not great.

Skinypupy · Post by **Skinypupy** » Thu Oct 29, 2020 10:22 am

So, this came out today, which is hilarious.

https://twitter.com/projectlincoln/stat ... 2395398149

I also feel a little bad for my company's PR department now that #Coveyspreader is trending.