Octopus Overlords

Freezer-TPF- wrote:Wet roads look better on film, especially at night since they will reflect light and add drama/depth to the scene.

Plus, it avoids continuity problems in case it rains during shooting. If the ground is always wet, no problem!

Ah, interesting! It's never bothered me, just one of those - hmmmm, I wonder why? - kind of things.

Kristine Stewart is a trampyre

Mr Bubbles wrote:Kristine Stewart is a trampype

Think you mispelled that.

stessier wrote:

Mr Bubbles wrote:Kristine Stewart is a trampype

Think you mispelled that.

Thanks for quoting it.. Now I definitely can't correct it..
I hate you

Waking up at 6:30 on a Saturday morning is puppies.

Kelric wrote:Waking up at 6:30 on a Saturday morning is puppies.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

I was up at 4:30.

Not even for any particular reason. Just fucking woke up.

Kelric wrote:Waking up at 6:30 on a Saturday morning is puppies.

I would kill to be able to actually sleep until 6:30. If the dog, cat, or child doesn't have me up by 5:30, my internal clock will.

My stepson came in the house after I had gone to sleep so he could watch a movie he rented. I woke up and saw the lite on and almost shot him.
Crap! I missed a golden opportunity!

Skinypupy wrote:

Kelric wrote:Waking up at 6:30 on a Saturday morning is puppies.

I would kill to be able to actually sleep until 6:30. If the dog, cat, or child doesn't have me up by 5:30, my internal clock will.

Seriously, sleeping in until 6:30 is awesome.

dbt1949 wrote:... and almost shot him.

So you shoot to kill eh? No warning shot or limb wound, right straight for kill?
It's amazing to me how you don't get more respect from him just letting him know he was almost a goner. Did cha walk out into the room with a gun in your hand at least?

I had my Judge (410 revolver) in my hand but recognized his voice before I got out of my room so he never saw it.I told him I almost shot him tho.
Didn't seem to bother him.

Guns don't kill people, bullets do.

They do if you beat him over his stupid head with it!

godhugh wrote:

Skinypupy wrote:

Kelric wrote:Waking up at 6:30 on a Saturday morning is puppies.

I would kill to be able to actually sleep until 6:30. If the dog, cat, or child doesn't have me up by 5:30, my internal clock will.

Seriously, sleeping in until 6:30 is awesome.

If I ever have to be up at 6:30, it definitely does not count as sleeping in.

Having a major sense of time loss. It started a few months ago when I looked at my STEAM achievements for Civ 5, thinking the last time I touched it was back in the Fall of 2011. However, apparently the last time I touched it was September of 2010. I just had it happen again. I thought for sure I finished Fallout 3 New Vegas during the spring or summer of 2011. However, it looks like I actually finished it around Christmas of 2010. It's like I lost a year of my life. Is this what happens when you get old? Your memories just sort of blink in and out?

Say what?

Not only do I sometimes glance at a calendar to remember what year it is...I sometimes misplace the decade. Every time I get used to one, it changes.

Skinypupy wrote:Wow, Dead Can Dance's new single "Amnesia" is a stunning beautiful song.

Wha? I stopped looking for new material back in the 90's when they broke things off. Thanks!

I've always wanted to wash a car during a rain storm. Almost pulled the jeep out but didn't. It's thundering now and the lightening strikes have been pretty close the past few storms, so I'll sit this opportunity out. Maybe next time.

Edit to add (an hour or so later)...
I did go outside and just stand in the rain. It was the second storm of the day. I initially went outside to play around with the attachment to the rain barrel cause it was over flowing. By the time I was done, I was soaked. What the hell, might as well just hang out in the rain till the storm passes. I stood and moved around the yard here and there, 5 more minutes in a warm downpour, it was awesome.

So I pull into the company parking lot this morning and see one of the local ducks, except he's just sitting on the asphalt, bouncing around. As I get closer I see he's bouncing on something and OH MY GOD HE'S KILLING ANOTHER DUC..oh wait

Yes, it was a duck fuck.

Was he charged a buck?

Eider way.

Facebook: Where intelligent conversation goes to die.

Jag wrote:So I pull into the company parking lot this morning and see one of the local ducks, except he's just sitting on the asphalt, bouncing around. As I get closer I see he's bouncing on something and OH MY GOD HE'S KILLING ANOTHER DUC..oh wait

Yes, it was a duck fuck.

That reminds me of taking a kindergarten class on a field trip to the zoo. "Wow, look at the POOP!" was the main topic of conversation for the five year olds, so in order to distract them from the poop topic we tried pointing out things of interest - like the duck climbing up on a log - oh wait, that isn't a log, it's another duck - "Wow, look at the poop."

Remus West wrote:Was he charged a buck?

They put it on his bill.

funnygirl wrote: in order to distract them from the poop topic we tried pointing out things of interest - like the duck climbing up on a log - oh wait, that isn't a log, it's another duck - "Wow, look at the poop."

It could always have been worse. At least it wasn't a monkey sexually violating a frog.

funnygirl wrote:

Jag wrote:So I pull into the company parking lot this morning and see one of the local ducks, except he's just sitting on the asphalt, bouncing around. As I get closer I see he's bouncing on something and OH MY GOD HE'S KILLING ANOTHER DUC..oh wait

Yes, it was a duck fuck.

That reminds me of taking a kindergarten class on a field trip to the zoo. "Wow, look at the POOP!" was the main topic of conversation for the five year olds, so in order to distract them from the poop topic we tried pointing out things of interest - like the duck climbing up on a log - oh wait, that isn't a log, it's another duck - "Wow, look at the poop."

The last 3 times we've been to the zoo, the giant tortoises have been going at it. The sound they make during the act continually haunts my dreams.

I don't know if it was the shock of seeing it so early in the morning (lucky mallards!) or the fact they were just bouncing around on the hot asphalt with cars driving next to their canard coitus.

I figured they would look for a nice cool shady wooded glade. Arrange a comfy nest or something. Maybe they were Jersey ducks in Ft. Lauderdale for spring break.

Brian wrote:
It could always have been worse. At least it wasn't a monkey sexually violating a frog.

bb2112 wrote:

Brian wrote:
It could always have been worse. At least it wasn't a monkey sexually violating a frog.

That's one link I'll never click.

Kraken wrote:

bb2112 wrote:

Brian wrote:
It could always have been worse. At least it wasn't a monkey sexually violating a frog.

That's one link I'll never click.

Yeah, it's as bad as you might imagine. Although I am ashamed to admit I cracked up at the 0:34 mark.

stessier wrote:

Kraken wrote:

bb2112 wrote:

Brian wrote:
It could always have been worse. At least it wasn't a monkey sexually violating a frog.

That's one link I'll never click.

Yeah, it's as bad as you might imagine. Although I am ashamed to admit I cracked up at the 0:34 mark.

You can try and get me to click that by suggesting there is funny there but it won't work. Chaosraven will be along to click it later then complain to me that he shouldn't have clicked.

It's not gore or anything -- just showing how creative our simian cousins can be.

Just shows we aren't the only tool using creatures.

Oh come on.. how many didn't know the frog is the chimps fleshlight...

I didn't watch the whole thing. Think I stopped before the 34 marker but don't want to go back and check for fear of image burning

Ummmmm, not looking at that link.
To cleanse the mental palate, a pick of a town in Germany that I visited back on vacation.

Next time I go to the zoo I'm going to bring a bag of shit to throw at the monkeys.

The other day (Tuesday) a friend was coming over the house to talk computers. I knew I didn't have the energy and popped some coffee beans and chocolate chip (lazy way for chocolate covered beans). This morning I had iced coffee. Really loving the caffein buzz but know the slippery slope of coffee addiction, I've toyed with it throughout my life. Guess I'm just board and want another physical challenge.