Blessed are the MMORPG-obsessed, for they sow bounty to the cheap fucks like me who needeth not, but covet, the free games. Ayeah.Smoove_B wrote: Tue Jan 14, 2020 7:32 pm I must take back everything bad I've said about Fortnite. Apparently all those rubes buying pants and haircuts means free games for me all year. Ask your parents for more Fortbucks, Smoove wants free games.
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I would call fortnight an action game..not an RPG. Im old school that way.
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Farming Simulator you say? That sounds corny. I was hoping they'd separate the chaff from the wheat and give us something that wasn't udder nonsense.
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Will it let me take my 20-foot-wide tractor out on the local highway and drive at 15mph for ten miles, and not once pull over to let the mile-long line of cars behind me pass? 'Cause if it won't let me, it isn't a true farming simulator.
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hepcat wrote: Thu Jan 23, 2020 3:58 pm Farming Simulator you say? That sounds corny. I was hoping they'd separate the chaff from the wheat and give us something that wasn't udder nonsense.


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Seriously? It always seems to be games that I don't want or games I already have.
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You have Farming STIMULATOR. There's a huge difference.
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Saw this last night. Trying Ticket to Ride and Pandemic as solo board games for free will make having purchased the Atari Rollercoaster Tycoon whatever that was to make it ap friendly travesty into a wash. I might even enjoy Carcassone, though it's not really my kind of game.
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And now Pandemic is gone off the Store freebie sectionhitbyambulance wrote: Thu Jan 30, 2020 7:47 pm [02/06 - 02/13]
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What? A Chinese-owned company giving everyone Pandemic?
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Farming Simulator 19 is actually pretty fun. I was worried there would be a steep learning curve since there have been so many iterations out, but there are some really good tutorials.
It's pretty educational too. I've learned more about soil care and farming equipment in an hour than I have my previous 45 years. I'm a city boy, so this is strange and unusual territory for me.
It's pretty educational too. I've learned more about soil care and farming equipment in an hour than I have my previous 45 years. I'm a city boy, so this is strange and unusual territory for me.

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Can ya grow weed yet?....as in hemp farm.
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Man, I was looking forward to that. I got 11 of the twelve games of XMas and everyone since, and this was the first I was actually looking to install and play (along with Ticket to Ride)jztemple2 wrote: Sat Feb 01, 2020 11:37 pmAnd now Pandemic is gone off the Store freebie sectionhitbyambulance wrote: Thu Jan 30, 2020 7:47 pm [02/06 - 02/13]
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i read today from Epic that Pandemic will show up as a free game at some point 'later', but no date was given for that.LordMortis wrote: Mon Feb 03, 2020 10:10 amMan, I was looking forward to that. I got 11 of the twelve games of XMas and everyone since, and this was the first I was actually looking to install and play (along with Ticket to Ride)jztemple2 wrote: Sat Feb 01, 2020 11:37 pmAnd now Pandemic is gone off the Store freebie sectionhitbyambulance wrote: Thu Jan 30, 2020 7:47 pm [02/06 - 02/13]
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I have 36 games in my Epic Store library. I have purchased 2 (Borderlands 3 and The Division 2) for a total of $65.hitbyambulance wrote: Fri Feb 14, 2020 2:13 pm [2/13 - 2/20]
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Can’t imagine that’s a sustainable business model for them over the long run.
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I don't think it's their long term model. Short term they're making their money off of Fortnite while collecting publishers, customer loyalty, and a huge install base. Eventually the freebies will slow down and they'll be in a position to compete directly with Steam. At least, that seems to be their plan.
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My browser isn't loading that tweet, but I'm assuming that it is talking about Assassin's Creed Syndicate being free on the Epic Store starting this Thursday.
If the tweet is not about that, then, well, ACS is free starting this Thursday

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yup
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I've always wanted to see the hubbub on this but never wanted to pay. I guess that sale was made for me.Offworld Trading Company

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3-'fer next week:
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A Short Hike was on my wishlist, so that's cool
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*sigh* I guess I should finally start keeping up with this. The multiple libraries piss me off.
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I just subscribe this thread which keeps me up to dateJetFred wrote: Fri Mar 06, 2020 3:33 pm *sigh* I guess I should finally start keeping up with this. The multiple libraries piss me off.

I gave this a try yesterday and went through the tutorials. Then I started a game and realized why I had avoided it before, too much plate spinning for my taste and limited reaction speed.LordMortis wrote: Thu Feb 27, 2020 6:50 pmI've always wanted to see the hubbub on this but never wanted to pay. I guess that sale was made for me.Offworld Trading Company![]()
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great, this thread is now self-updating. my job is finished.
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No, now you have to audit the thread every dayhitbyambulance wrote: Thu Mar 12, 2020 12:01 pm great, this thread is now self-updating. my job is finished.

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No, you just have to take over one of mine, now.
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Hey, you became the OO entertainment reporter on your own, bud. 

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