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Isgrimnur · Post by **Isgrimnur** » Sun Jul 25, 2021 8:21 pm

What’s the going rate for self-sealing stem bolts?

Unagi · Post by **Unagi** » Mon Jul 26, 2021 5:19 pm

Isgrimnur wrote: Sun Jul 25, 2021 8:21 pm What’s the going rate for self-sealing stem bolts?

5,000 wrappages of Cardassian yamok sauce = 100 gross (they are sold by the gross) self-sealing stem bolts.

malchior · Post by **malchior** » Wed Jul 28, 2021 1:51 pm

Cringeworthy hardly describes this.

https://mobile.twitter.com/apbenven/sta ... 7047395339

Daehawk · Post by **Daehawk** » Wed Jul 28, 2021 1:59 pm

And these are the supposed 'adults' in the room that are our leaders.

Its like 1st grade show and tell.

LawBeefaroni · Post by **LawBeefaroni** » Wed Jul 28, 2021 2:54 pm

malchior wrote: Wed Jul 28, 2021 1:51 pm Cringeworthy hardly describes this.

https://mobile.twitter.com/apbenven/sta ... 7047395339

He's playing to the audience. It seems appropriate.

Jaymann · Post by **Jaymann** » Wed Jul 28, 2021 3:42 pm

Why is she wearing a girl scout uniform?

malchior · Post by **malchior** » Wed Jul 28, 2021 5:44 pm

So hoping this really happened.

https://mobile.twitter.com/Fritschner/s ... 5784496131

Jaymann · Post by **Jaymann** » Fri Jul 30, 2021 9:52 am

Speaking of morons:

https://twitter.com/i/status/1420752750606905349

Isgrimnur · Post by **Isgrimnur** » Fri Jul 30, 2021 10:14 am

Just remember that it’s all an act with Boris.

Daehawk · Post by **Daehawk** » Fri Jul 30, 2021 12:18 pm

Thats so funny.

Smoove_B · Post by **Smoove_B** » Sat Jul 31, 2021 2:56 pm

Awkward.

https://twitter.com/misssoniarao/status ... 7593369611

Smoove_B · Post by **Smoove_B** » Mon Aug 02, 2021 2:06 pm

Sadly, I think having someone explain the current situation in the same manner as you'd communicate with 5 year olds might actually make sense.

https://twitter.com/ms_frazzled/status/ ... 5205347328

Jaymann · Post by **Jaymann** » Mon Aug 02, 2021 2:31 pm

I don't know who she is, but that's effing brilliant!

Daehawk · Post by **Daehawk** » Mon Aug 02, 2021 2:45 pm

Still too complicated for the GOP.

Little Raven · Post by **Little Raven** » Mon Aug 02, 2021 3:20 pm

Crazy is not limited to the US.

malchior · Post by **malchior** » Mon Aug 02, 2021 6:38 pm

https://twitter.com/blaireerskine/statu ... 9784243211

TheMix · Post by **TheMix** » Mon Aug 02, 2021 9:04 pm

Man I wish I hadn't hit play on that.

Pretty sure I bunch of brain cells just committed suicide.

milo · Post by **milo** » Mon Aug 02, 2021 9:18 pm

In case it wasn't obvious, that's satire.

malchior · Post by **malchior** » Mon Aug 02, 2021 9:19 pm

milo wrote: Mon Aug 02, 2021 9:18 pm In case it wasn't obvious, that's satire.

And there were some solid lines in there.

TheMix · Post by **TheMix** » Mon Aug 02, 2021 9:54 pm

That's good to know. I didn't realize. I pretty much lost any ability to recognize satire when reality has become stranger than fiction all too often.

malchior · Post by **malchior** » Mon Aug 02, 2021 10:40 pm

Yeah. This is part of her schtick. She'll comment as the spokesperson for political figures after major events.

LawBeefaroni · Post by **LawBeefaroni** » Tue Aug 03, 2021 10:40 am

Satirists need to make it clear it's satire or they're fake newsers. Sucks but that's the world we are in now.

Skinypupy · Post by **Skinypupy** » Tue Aug 03, 2021 11:54 am

Given the sheer insanity of the past few years, there have certainly been times when it was incredibly difficult to discern if something was satire or not.

This...doesn't feel like one of them.

TheMix · Post by **TheMix** » Tue Aug 03, 2021 11:57 am

Skinypupy wrote: Tue Aug 03, 2021 11:54 am Given the sheer insanity of the past few years, there have certainly been times when it was incredibly difficult to discern if something was satire or not.

This...doesn't feel like one of them.

Exactly.

Sadly, the message sounded like something my sister (who lives in Texas), would say. Though she might tone down the language a bit.

Edit: As an example, the last time I spoke with her, she said that she didn't have a problem with the illegal aliens crossing the border, just with the "other people" that come with them.... </scratches head in confusion>

malchior · Post by **malchior** » Tue Aug 03, 2021 12:27 pm

Skinypupy wrote: Tue Aug 03, 2021 11:54 am Given the sheer insanity of the past few years, there have certainly been times when it was incredibly difficult to discern if something was satire or not.

This...doesn't feel like one of them.

She's from Georgia so she's channeling home in an authentic way. I thought she was well-known enough at this point (she ends up on the national news) to just drop it in.

Holman · Post by **Holman** » Tue Aug 03, 2021 4:03 pm

She also declares herself a comedian in her account bio.

These days I always click the bio, no matter what.

Isgrimnur · Post by **Isgrimnur** » Fri Aug 06, 2021 1:23 pm

malchior · Post by **malchior** » Fri Aug 06, 2021 4:09 pm

https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/stat ... 6706660354

Daehawk · Post by **Daehawk** » Fri Aug 06, 2021 4:55 pm

All hail Dave.

Smoove_B · Post by **Smoove_B** » Fri Aug 06, 2021 11:29 pm

https://twitter.com/BreeNewsome/status/ ... 6253829120

Daehawk · Post by **Daehawk** » Sun Aug 08, 2021 9:36 am

malchior · Post by **malchior** » Mon Aug 09, 2021 10:02 am

Nice one Señor Rupar

https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1424727318245871624

Skinypupy · Post by **Skinypupy** » Thu Aug 12, 2021 3:21 pm

Gohmert with a strong effort to retake his crown for "most insanely idiotic GOP rep".

Which is saying a lot, considering how the level of competition has stepped up this year.

https://twitter.com/mount_bees/status/1 ... 3085711360

Rep. Louie Gohmert warned OAN viewers about the "hundreds and thousands" of "Flamers," aka birds who survive windmills but wind up spontaneously combusting after flying over solar farms in the Southwest US. This is how the green new deal will bring the nation down.

Side note: How dirty must the souls of the anchors who have to sit and nod along to this insanity feel?

Daehawk · Post by **Daehawk** » Thu Aug 12, 2021 4:48 pm

If megachurches were honest.

Defiant · Post by **Defiant** » Fri Aug 13, 2021 9:11 am

LawBeefaroni · Post by **LawBeefaroni** » Fri Aug 13, 2021 9:54 am

Skinypupy wrote: Thu Aug 12, 2021 3:21 pm

Side note: How dirty must the souls of the anchors who have to sit and nod along to this insanity feel?

Souls? They have souls?

Daehawk · Post by **Daehawk** » Sun Aug 22, 2021 10:59 am

Holman · Post by **Holman** » Sun Aug 22, 2021 11:13 am

And (if you can't tell by John Oliver's hair) that "31 school shootings" is waaaaaaay out of date.

Daehawk · Post by **Daehawk** » Mon Aug 23, 2021 1:28 pm

I was wondering about that number.

malchior · Post by **malchior** » Sat Aug 28, 2021 3:17 pm

https://twitter.com/MarkKasimoff/status ... 9830337544