Octopus Overlords

Ron Jeremy is a very funny man, so I do not see the problem here.

Winning over $300 in one hand of poker (pocket aces, flopped the set) was a glorious start to my weekend in Vegas.

Amusing fact:

Adam Savage just calculated that a modern 1TB hard drive, if recreated using 50s vacuum tubes, would occupy 1,500 cubic kilometers.

Blackhawk wrote:Amusing fact:

Adam Savage just calculated that a modern 1TB hard drive, if recreated using 50s vacuum tubes, would occupy 1,500 cubic kilometers.

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And by just, it was almost two months ago.

Announcement from a former co-worker that she's about to be a grandmother. Wait, what? She was pretty close to me in age as I recall. Oh, she tagged the parents' profiles. Son's year of birth: 1995; Class of 2013 for him and the mother.

I don't think I'll be liking this post.

Isgrimnur wrote:Announcement from a former co-worker that she's about to be a grandmother. Wait, what? She was pretty close to me in age as I recall. Oh, she tagged the parents' profiles. Son's year of birth: 1995; Class of 2013 for him and the mother.

I don't think I'll be liking this post.

It blows my mind a bit to think that when my father was my age, I was 11.

Clearly, I am behind the knocking chicks up curve.

I was 8, my sister was 12, and Dad was three years away from his military retirement.

I was 18 and in my first year of college. My oldest daughter is 6 and in 1st grade.

Edit: I am 39

Fretmute wrote: It blows my mind a bit to think that when my father was my age, I was 11.

Clearly, I am behind the knocking chicks up curve.

I'm 39, and I am a grandfather.

When my father was my age, I was still several years from being conceived.

I realized something while in the shower: When Mr. Fed fights a SLAPP, he does a FAPP (First Amendment Protection Post).

John de Lancie has signed on to Executive Produce BronyCon: The Documentary.

Isgrimnur wrote:John de Lancie has signed on to Executive Produce BronyCon: The Documentary.

Wow I met him about 20 years ago but those years have made him old

Fretmute wrote:

Isgrimnur wrote:Announcement from a former co-worker that she's about to be a grandmother. Wait, what? She was pretty close to me in age as I recall. Oh, she tagged the parents' profiles. Son's year of birth: 1995; Class of 2013 for him and the mother.

I don't think I'll be liking this post.

It blows my mind a bit to think that when my father was my age, I was 11.

Clearly, I am behind the knocking chicks up curve.

We are expecting twins shortly before my 39th b-day next summer. I was 12 when my dad turned 40.

These babies just might kill me.

My dad was my age, 43, when I was born. And Im the baby. My brother was 13 and my sister 15 when i was born.

I was 33 when I was born.

Politics and politicians truly are disgusting. Why we do not have laws against the type of blatant lying they do in ads while we do have laws against libel and slander baffles me. The level of deceit practiced by political ads and politicians pushing a cause is really stomach churning.

Remus West wrote:Politics and politicians truly are disgusting. Why we do not have laws against the type of blatant lying they do in ads while we do have laws against libel and slander baffles me. The level of deceit practiced by political ads and politicians pushing a cause is really stomach churning.

You're having November flashbacks!

Biyobi wrote:

Remus West wrote:Politics and politicians truly are disgusting. Why we do not have laws against the type of blatant lying they do in ads while we do have laws against libel and slander baffles me. The level of deceit practiced by political ads and politicians pushing a cause is really stomach churning.

You're having November flashbacks!

No. With the crap going on in Lansing right now I caught a commercial that was particularly offensive to me. The group supporting the right to work law is the same that opposed the amendment to put collective bargaining rights in the constitution. During the election they ran ads with actor portraying police/fireman/nurses/etc saying how they didn't want the amendment. Now they are running an ad in support of the right to work bill (which are not even going to be up for a vote at any point so I'm being subjected to their bullshit only so that they can deceive the public regarding what they are doing). The tag line of the ad runs as "protect collective bargaining". The bill has no direct impact on collective bargaining and running that ad is simply trying to trick those who see it into thinking it is a spin off of the attempted amendment rather than an attack on the ideas of the amendment.

Top that with Snyder having said multiple times that he had no interest in a right to work bill - until there was actually one proposed at which point he flipped entirely and said he would sign it as soon as it hit his desk. Since it was introduced by his party it hints heavily that he had that conversation behind closed doors many many times so has been bold faced lying to the public while plotting this.

If what they are doing is so wonderful for the state and the working class then why be so deceitful in the approach to doing it? They know they are trying to fuck the middle class right now. They just want to do it with our permission.

Skinypupy wrote:

Fretmute wrote:

Isgrimnur wrote:Announcement from a former co-worker that she's about to be a grandmother. Wait, what? She was pretty close to me in age as I recall. Oh, she tagged the parents' profiles. Son's year of birth: 1995; Class of 2013 for him and the mother.

I don't think I'll be liking this post.

It blows my mind a bit to think that when my father was my age, I was 11.

Clearly, I am behind the knocking chicks up curve.

We are expecting twins shortly before my 39th b-day next summer. I was 12 when my dad turned 40.

These babies just might kill me.

I had twins at 37, and they are 5 now. It was not easy, especially early on. Don't worry too much though, as hard as it is, I would not change a thing.

The blood drive had two flip cards. One of them was at 29, and it was labeled "Goal". The other was at 22. It was labeled "Heroes."

I suppose I'm supposed to be flattered, but giving a pint of blood does not make me a hero.

Viscous poop

dbt1949 wrote:Viscous poop

Naw, dude ... naw.

Kraken wrote:The blood drive had two flip cards. One of them was at 29, and it was labeled "Goal". The other was at 22. It was labeled "Heroes."

I suppose I'm supposed to be flattered, but giving a pint of blood does not make me a hero.

I still have a Hero card somewhere. I used to be pretty routine about giving blood until they refused to take it any more.

At least I don't get calls every six weeks reminding that I always give blood and the Red Cross is in particular need this time any more.

I'm a little skeeved that DTE knows what my electricity is being used on. I'm also wondering what's going in in my house that's increasing my usage so much. My habits aren't changing but I'm using 25% more electricity than I have in the past.

One of my favorite students came back this morning. She had been missing the past 6 days due to having day care issues for her daughter. She is still working on getting that settled down but we now have the school's resources (such as they are) working on it with her. Kid is a hard worker and very focused on trying to graduate and wanting to attend college. Tough road to do with a child but she is diligent with making up her work when she misses days and is a very smart kid so she can do it. So happy to see her back. Hopefully between her own efforts and ours we can find her reliable day care that she can afford.

LordMortis wrote:I'm a little skeeved that DTE knows what my electricity is being used on. I'm also wondering what's going in in my house that's increasing my usage so much. My habits aren't changing but I'm using 25% more electricity than I have in the past.

Did you check for a hydroponic grow room in your basement or attic? Sometimes those things just happen.

Smoove_B wrote:

LordMortis wrote:I'm a little skeeved that DTE knows what my electricity is being used on. I'm also wondering what's going in in my house that's increasing my usage so much. My habits aren't changing but I'm using 25% more electricity than I have in the past.

Did you check for a hydroponic grow room in your basement or attic? Sometimes those things just happen.

If it weren't for company policy I'd apply to be care giver and medical user. As it goes, I will wait until recreational use is legal to take up that particular hobby.

Given the expansion of the... um... urban mentality and lifestyle... since 2007 and 2008 as well as the change in laws in 2010, I have grow stores and tattoo parlours as common as gas stations and fast food around my house. I think I can safely say my property value won't be returning to the six figures level any time soon.

Which makes me wonder what crime is like against legal (as far as the state is concerned) growers. I saw a piece on MSNBC a few years ago about legal pot communities and it was like the wild west out there because of the apparent street value of plants.

Chili overload. Oof.

Isgrimnur wrote:Chili overload. Oof.

Is there a such thing? I usually make 18 cups of chili or more at a time and then part it out into 3 cup containers. I always intend to freeze half of it for later. I freeze it but it's always thawed and eaten in less than a week.

It's very disturbing to me that the only thing keeping me from eating my own weight in pistachios is that my thumbs start to hurt from breaking open the shells. I will never, ever, ever buy a package of unshelled pistachios; I would die like the glutton from se7en.

That's a lot of pistachios. I bet you'd run out of snack money first.

Today I walked into a Barnes & Noble, looked at a book, liked the book, pulled out my phone to compare the price with Amazon, and bought it on Amazon using Barnes & Noble's wifi. Does that make me a bad person?

LordMortis wrote:

Isgrimnur wrote:Chili overload. Oof.

Is there a such thing? I usually make 18 cups of chili or more at a time and then part it out into 3 cup containers. I always intend to freeze half of it for later. I freeze it but it's always thawed and eaten in less than a week.

This version was Bear Creek Country's "Darn Good" Chili. It's 7 cups water, the mix, 6oz tomato paste. I added a pound of ground beef that I seasoned with some chili powder before adding it in.

I had five ladles of it with a full rack of crackers. The rest is in a covered glass mixing bowl in the fridge.

I used to be able to get the mix at my local grocer a few years back. This one (and the spare in the pantry) were acquired at a local dollar store.

msteelers wrote:Today I walked into a Barnes & Noble, looked at a book, liked the book, pulled out my phone to compare the price with Amazon, and bought it on Amazon using Barnes & Noble's wifi. Does that make me a bad person?

Kinda, imo.

I'm sure others will disagree.

It also depends on the price differential, for my own personal judgment of the situation.

I am looking up that chili. Hmmm Christmas chili..new tradition? Maaaaaybe,.

GreenGoo wrote:It also depends on the price differential, for my own personal judgment of the situation.

About $10.

I'm not sure what the price differential would have had to be for me to buy it in the store. My guess is that anything less than $5 I would have just bought it from Barnes & Noble. But I didn't even hesitate when I saw it was $10 cheaper.

MHS wrote:It's very disturbing to me that the only thing keeping me from eating my own weight in pistachios is that my thumbs start to hurt from breaking open the shells. I will never, ever, ever buy a package of unshelled pistachios; I would die like the glutton from se7en.

That's the beauty of pistachios. They're self-limiting.

They're kind of like almonds, except that the limiter on almonds isn't the shells, it's that they're really not that good after a handful.

ImLawBoy wrote:They're kind of like almonds, except that the limiter on almonds isn't the shells, it's that they're really not that good

Full stop.

msteelers wrote:

GreenGoo wrote:It also depends on the price differential, for my own personal judgment of the situation.

About $10.

I'm not sure what the price differential would have had to be for me to buy it in the store. My guess is that anything less than $5 I would have just bought it from Barnes & Noble. But I didn't even hesitate when I saw it was $10 cheaper.

If it's the same price at amazon, I may just order it anyway so I don't have to carry it to the register and deal with that whole checking out process. Amazon even charges sales tax here so I don't even save that.

I have noticed that, as I get older, the checkers try to talk to me less. I guess I am starting to look surly enough that they feel it's best to leave me alone. My sheen of act civil to strangers is wearing off.

msteelers wrote:Today I walked into a Barnes & Noble, looked at a book, liked the book, pulled out my phone to compare the price with Amazon, and bought it on Amazon using Barnes & Noble's wifi. Does that make me a bad person?

Nope....called 'being smart' in my book.