Octopus Overlords

Ok Ive seen some pics of the BB girls and I gotta ask...who the hell picks some of these girls?? Im starting to think a blind baboon is in charge of picking them. Hey Im not handsom devil but these women are supposed to be picked for thier beauty and to get attention to a product. Like every year it seems there are a few stand out knock outs and a few more fairly pretty or cute girls. But from the pics Ive seen oer the years there are more and more plain bad choices being made in these babes.

This year seems the worst. There are some that must be pushing 45 years old! Theres others that have no body unless you count breastless and hipless as hot. Then theres a big majority who face would peel paint. Im sorry ladies but for gods sake you are Booth Babes....hence the Babe part. Seems theres more Booth in them this year.

I wont be rude enough to single anyone's picture out here but go to these two links and see for yourself. Oh and yeah theres one really hot asian honey in there too.

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There's this really cute guy who is interested in you ... can I give him your number?

Mr. Fed wrote:There's this really cute guy who is interested in you ... can I give him your number?

Haha I was looking for that thread to link to. I thought maybe the low rent girls were there for that company after consideration

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OMFG, those are the nastiest so-called "Babes" i've ever seen at any convention.

So maybe this is why Agetec decided this year will be the year they make a stand against booth babes.

And most of the attendees still probably start shaking from excitement when they brush up against any of those girls.

PHEW.....You know, I am normally about the asian/oriental girls, and honestly even that one was a bit on the rough side.

Eeesh... slim pickings. And at least one monstrously fake set of boobs.

I think the problem is those smiles look so... painted-on.

Kasey Chang wrote:I think the problem is those smiles look so... painted-on.

It's more that some are smiling so hard that it's screwing their faces up into a creased ball of half-constipated half-agonised tension, which fails to be in any way allruing.

You get what you pay for. And considering the industries whining, they all make minus at the moment.

Padre wrote:

Kasey Chang wrote:I think the problem is those smiles look so... painted-on.

It's more that some are smiling so hard that it's screwing their faces up into a creased ball of half-constipated half-agonised tension, which fails to be in any way allruing.

Hehe yeah, this one looks like her face is going to explode. Scary yet funny at the same time...

http://www.gamecloud.com/img/orig/00/00/82/005.jpg

Toe wrote:

Padre wrote:

Kasey Chang wrote:I think the problem is those smiles look so... painted-on.

It's more that some are smiling so hard that it's screwing their faces up into a creased ball of half-constipated half-agonised tension, which fails to be in any way allruing.

Hehe yeah, this one looks like her face is going to explode. Scary yet funny at the same time...

http://www.gamecloud.com/img/orig/00/00/82/005.jpg

Funny, that was the one I just cropped.
GAH!


Ahhh!

Kasey Chang wrote:I think the problem is those smiles look so... painted-on.

Yes, otherwise in regular clothing with real smiles, i.e. smiles projecting friendliness, humanity and interest, a lot more of these ladies would be attractive. No offense to the models; there's something predatory about them like they just saw that movie Species.

However, I'm willing to trade looks for a certain... morally casual attitude.

Jack Nicholson as the Joker?

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Mr. Fed wrote:deleted: self editing again.

This really needs to stop... especially on teste days. We can take it.

This thread proves that OOers are completely full of shit when it comes to assessing women. "Oooh! Too fake!" "She doesn't look sincere!" "Fake breasts are the devil!"

Give me a fuckin' break.

Word. (What I kept deleting was hella less polite than that.)

And people wonder why gamers get stereotyped as nerds and teenage boys...

msurby wrote:This thread proves that OOers are completely full of shit when it comes to assessing women. "Oooh! Too fake!" "She doesn't look sincere!" "Fake breasts are the devil!"

Give me a fuckin' break.

Well, judging by the two pictures Austin posted the first one is a booth babe for a game about psychotic girls that chew through your head while blasting laser beams out of their eyes, and the second is one for a game about transvestites.

It's not that they're subpar to porn afficionado standards or something, those two are just plain freaky looking. I admit that I didn't bother looking at the other pictures.

I was'nt gonna post a pic but this is the one that caused me to finally start the thread. Is that one on the left pushing 45 or what? And the hair dye needs a touch up.

It's funny, before seeing this thread I was looking at the pictures and thinking OMG these girls look bad with the exception of a few Asian hotties.

I must have beer goggles on because I thought many looked attractive.

Yep. I agree, there were a couple of bimbos with a bright future in porn ahead of them, but I saw some really good-looking girls too. I don't like the bimbo-type girl, but there were enough other good lookers to enjoy, especially on the second link.

This thread proves that OOers are completely full of shit when it comes to assessing women. "Oooh! Too fake!" "She doesn't look sincere!" "Fake breasts are the devil!"

Give me a fuckin' break.

I didn't realize this thread was representative of every single person who frequents these forums. Damn yo!

Heres a quote from VE3D about this years crop of booth uhh females..

Transvestites wearing game related costumes is kinky, but I'm not into that stuff. Adam's apple check!

Peacedog wrote:I didn't realize this thread was representative of every single person who frequents these forums. Damn yo!

You got your 'nitpicky literalism' in my 'overwraught generalization'!

You got your 'nitpicky literalism' in my 'overwraught generalization'!

We're all contractually bound to do these things occasionally. It's in the registration agreement here. This, and other clauses. . .*cackles maniacally*

For what it's worth, this is my favorite- not for the young lady, but for the man in the background whose expression screams, "I just sat on a railroad spike!"

I pass no judgment on any of these people, if they're comfortable enough with themselves to do these things, I applaud their self confidence.

Mr. Fed wrote:edit: deleted.

Agreed.

The more I look, the more I think most of these "babes" are being hired for their bodies, not for their faces. They are probably failed models, who are are not quite up to snuff in the looks department. And have to resort to boat shows and comic book conventions to make a buck. They got big jugs or a nice ass that they can stuff into a too small costume and it is supposed to be enough to impress the geeks.
But the "new geek" is being raised on airbrushed porn and 50,000 polygon video game hotties with Havok based physics for realistics boob jiggle. He's obsessed with a fantasy that doesn't exist in the real world. Or if it does, there is no way in hell she talking to you and she is definetely not hanging out at E3 having her picture taken and being rubbed up against by strangers.

I've got over 200 pics on my digital camera that says otherwise There were definately some butta faces out there, and models with flabby guts and cottage cheese asses, but they were far and few in between the hotties. There was one girl who made my friend utter words I never thought would come out of his mouth: "THAT is a girl I would cheat on my girlfriend for". I thought it was pretty funny, and shared his sentiments

ok they look MUCH better in motion. Theres a few in here that UMm damn.

http://www.ryoni.com/news/123/ARTICLE/1 ... 05-19.html

There was literally a human display going on for the Singles 2 game. Literally had some very hot looking girls pretending to go about life in a small apartment, all in underwear.

I swear, the entire time I was at the convention, there was always a crowd whenever I passed it.

I managed to get a peek (since I was tall enough to look over most heads), and I could see why there was a crowd.

Yow.

Of course, I see a lot better looking women on campus, ah the joys of life drawing classes.

Anyway, next time I go to E3, I'm bringing my sketchbook, it's too good an opportunity to waste.

Not E3, but worth a sidenote. It can get even worse...

Are those snakes coming out of her head?

I think those are her tendons trying to escape her body because they just can't take it anymore.

I had a bigger uglier one than her but its not in the archives on that site yet..argh!