Scarlett Johansson's Golden Globes (maybe NSFW)

Kelric · Post by **Kelric** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 6:21 pm

Are we sure it was Best Supporting Actress that she was nominated for?

Zekester · Post by **Zekester** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 6:52 pm

But can she squirt?

Kelric · Post by **Kelric** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 6:56 pm

I don't know, but I bet Smoove would let her pee on her.

Roguetad · Post by **Roguetad** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 7:15 pm

I can't believe she's only 21, I feel so old. She makes me happy.

Dirt · Post by **Dirt** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 7:22 pm

Roguetad wrote:I can't believe she's only 21, I feel so old. She makes me happy.

Reportedly, she likes older men.

YellowKing · Post by **YellowKing** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 7:26 pm

Yeah she was looking good last night. I'm glad she ditched that ice queen tight hair-do she was sporting for awhile there.

Kelric · Post by **Kelric** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 7:30 pm

Dirt wrote:
Roguetad wrote:I can't believe she's only 21, I feel so old. She makes me happy.
Reportedly, she likes older men.

IMDB says I'm 9 weeks older than her. IN!

JonathanStrange · Post by **JonathanStrange** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 7:33 pm

God bless Scarlett

Remus West · Post by **Remus West** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 7:33 pm

Kelric wrote:Are we sure it was Best Supported Actress that she was nominated for?

fixed it for ya.

Kelric · Post by **Kelric** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 7:37 pm

Remus West wrote:
Kelric wrote:Are we sure it was Best Supported Actress that she was nominated for?
fixed it for ya.

God bless push-up bras.

Remus West · Post by **Remus West** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 7:41 pm

I just wish I could have fix it(read them) for her

hepcat · Post by **hepcat** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 7:41 pm

WAW · Post by **WAW** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 7:51 pm

Her chin is too narrow. She's repulsive.

Kelric · Post by **Kelric** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 7:55 pm

WAW wrote:Her chin is too narrow. She's repulsive.

As usual, the internet geeks deriding a woman for not being beautiful enough!

tgb · Post by **tgb** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 7:58 pm

Roguetad wrote:I can't believe she's only 21, I feel so old.

I'm 53. Come to Papa!

hepcat · Post by **hepcat** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 8:03 pm

Kelric wrote:
WAW wrote:Her chin is too narrow. She's repulsive.
As usual, the internet geeks deriding a woman for not being beautiful enough!

Yeah! and her left earlobe is 1/4" lower than her right! HAG!

th'FOOL · Post by **th'FOOL** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 8:07 pm

WAW wrote:Her chin is too narrow. She's repulsive.

wait, she has a chin?

what are you, INSANE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Swamp Fox · Post by **Swamp Fox** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 8:10 pm

A critique of Scarlett's bosom at Go Fug Yourself:

That is not sexy, provocative cleavage; that is what happens when a stray ostrich wanders over and gives birth to twins in your bodice.

gameoverman · Post by **gameoverman** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 8:26 pm

In the interests of science and for the greater good of man, I took one for the team and instigated a further investigation. My findings?

If I could only get in there I would be able to tell for certain what that is.

edit: okay, photobucket is working again.

Smoove_B · Post by **Smoove_B** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 8:28 pm

gameoverman wrote:If I could only get in there I would be able to tell for certain what that is.

I dunno either, but I bet it smells like Cheetos and hand lotion.

Biyobi · Post by **Biyobi** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 8:34 pm

gameoverman wrote:If I could only get in there I would be able to tell for certain what that is.

Those are breasts, or boobies if you prefer. Take some time off from the internet and find yourself a hooker.

Interloper · Post by **Interloper** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 8:37 pm

Best thread in ages already

Smoove_B · Post by **Smoove_B** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 8:44 pm

Kelric wrote:I don't know, but I bet Smoove would let her pee on her.

But I'm going to need more pictures to be sure.

gameoverman · Post by **gameoverman** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 8:50 pm

Here's a link to a video clip of another scientist getting some hands on field work done.

It's 11mb, and the important segment is in the middle of the clip.

edit: a 'bicoastal' scientist, they have all the fun.

edit 2: the vidclip is of the same 'event' as the gif in the next post.

Dirt · Post by **Dirt** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 8:54 pm

Exodor · Post by **Exodor** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 8:58 pm

Dirt wrote:

....the hell?

GungHo · Post by **GungHo** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 9:00 pm

Oh my...

Zekester · Post by **Zekester** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 9:09 pm

She's letting people grab her boobies now????

That's it...she's off my want list.

Kelric · Post by **Kelric** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 9:40 pm

Zekester wrote:She's letting people grab her boobies now????

That's it...she's off my want list.

She's still on mine. In fact, I think that just moved her up a few spots.

weeskwee · Post by **weeskwee** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 10:05 pm

saw her in the new woody allen movie Match Point this past weekend. very good! she's slutty in it! naturally.

Gwar21 · Post by **Gwar21** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 10:30 pm

She's hot, but I've always kinda gotten a slutty vibe from her, especially after I heard she wanted to be nude in The Island. That lessens the attraction considerably.

Gryndyl · Post by **Gryndyl** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 10:31 pm

Think I'm going to submit a resume for the job of whomever that was that those hands belonged to.

Eightball · Post by **Eightball** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 10:34 pm

Gryndyl wrote:Think I'm going to submit a resume for the job of whomever that was that those hands belonged to.

Gay fashion designer? I don't think you'd enjoy copping a feel from Scarlett in that case. Have fun with that one

killbot737 · Post by **killbot737** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 10:48 pm

Dirt wrote:

The booby-snatcher is probably that freak of nature fashion weirdo who is on the Today show all the time and just stole a kidney from his mom.

Something Cuckookojaroo-oo. They call him Koko or Cujo or something.

tjg_marantz · Post by **tjg_marantz** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 10:55 pm

Exodor wrote:
Dirt wrote:
....the hell?

Roscoe · Post by **Roscoe** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 11:27 pm

If I look closely at the video (and I did look closely; I even used CTU's video analysis

) it appears the slub who is accosting her is checking out the possible undergarment support.

Sheesh, that close and he's checking for stays?? What's happening to this country?

Tareeq · Post by **Tareeq** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 11:37 pm

Roscoe wrote:Sheesh, that close and he's checking for stays?? What's happening to this country?

He's...gay.

baron calamity · Post by **baron calamity** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 11:41 pm

Tareeq wrote:
Roscoe wrote:Sheesh, that close and he's checking for stays?? What's happening to this country?

He's...gay.

He is not gay. He is beyond gay. Gay people go up to him and say "Damn, I thought I was gay but apparently I Mr straight and narrow Heterosexual once you walked into the room"

RunningMn9 · Post by **RunningMn9** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 11:45 pm

killbot737 wrote:The booby-snatcher is probably that freak of nature fashion weirdo who is on the Today show all the time and just stole a kidney from his mom.

Something Cuckookojaroo-oo. They call him Koko or Cujo or something.

All I know is that from that clip, she looks *REALLY* dumb. Nice.

dbt1949 · Post by **dbt1949** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 11:47 pm

Kelric wrote:I don't know, but I bet Smoove would let her pee on her.

I'd let her pee on him too.

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