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Re: Scarlett Johansson's Golden Globes (maybe NSFW)

Posted: Wed Feb 23, 2022 12:58 am
by Blackhawk
This thread has not aged well.

Re: Scarlett Johansson's Golden Globes (maybe NSFW)

Posted: Wed Feb 23, 2022 1:18 am
by Isgrimnur
Nor have most of us.

Re: Scarlett Johansson's Golden Globes (maybe NSFW)

Posted: Wed Feb 23, 2022 10:07 pm
by Grifman
Isgrimnur wrote: Wed Feb 23, 2022 1:18 am Nor have most of us.
But what about
Scarlett Johansson's Golden Globes?

Re: Scarlett Johansson's Golden Globes (maybe NSFW)

Posted: Thu Feb 24, 2022 2:37 pm
by Aliasbuck
Back on topic!

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Scarlet Johansson's golden globes

Re: Scarlett Johansson's Golden Globes (maybe NSFW)

Posted: Fri Feb 25, 2022 2:00 am
by McNutt
Blackhawk wrote:This thread has not aged well.
Jesus, this thread is 16 years old!
And the first reply was "Can she squirt?"

Yeah, it's not our finest.

Re: Scarlett Johansson's Golden Globes (maybe NSFW)

Posted: Fri Feb 25, 2022 2:15 am
by Jaymann
Well can she?

Re: Scarlett Johansson's Golden Globes (maybe NSFW)

Posted: Fri Feb 25, 2022 3:22 am
by naednek
well. it was from Zekester... Say his name 3 times and Runningman9 will appear :)

Re: Scarlett Johansson's Golden Globes (maybe NSFW)

Posted: Fri Feb 25, 2022 5:41 pm
by YellowKing
Well to be fair, 16 years ago I was only 15, so I was still quite immature. :liar:

Re: Scarlett Johansson's Golden Globes (maybe NSFW)

Posted: Sat Feb 26, 2022 1:39 pm
by Lassr
YellowKing wrote: Fri Feb 25, 2022 5:41 pm Well to be fair, 16 years ago I was only 15, so I was still quite immature. :liar:
Hell, I just turned 56 and still immature.

Re: Scarlett Johansson's Golden Globes (maybe NSFW)

Posted: Sat Feb 26, 2022 1:50 pm
by Daehawk
Man you're old. Ill only be 53 this year. Inside Im 25. Wife would then say Im 12. It averages out.

Re: Scarlett Johansson's Golden Globes (maybe NSFW)

Posted: Sat Feb 26, 2022 4:28 pm
by EvilHomer3k
Lassr wrote: Sat Feb 26, 2022 1:39 pm
YellowKing wrote: Fri Feb 25, 2022 5:41 pm Well to be fair, 16 years ago I was only 15, so I was still quite immature. :liar:
Hell, I just turned 56 and still immature.
9YO son just asked me to put batteries in his despicable me fart gun. Spent the next 15 minutes playing with his fart gun. Despite my wife hating it I still encourage him to use whenever possible.

Re: Scarlett Johansson's Golden Globes (maybe NSFW)

Posted: Sat Feb 26, 2022 5:28 pm
by Daehawk
Good on ya mate!

Re: Scarlett Johansson's Golden Globes (maybe NSFW)

Posted: Sun Feb 27, 2022 5:40 am
by Kurth
EvilHomer3k wrote: Sat Feb 26, 2022 4:28 pm
Lassr wrote: Sat Feb 26, 2022 1:39 pm
YellowKing wrote: Fri Feb 25, 2022 5:41 pm Well to be fair, 16 years ago I was only 15, so I was still quite immature. :liar:
Hell, I just turned 56 and still immature.
9YO son just asked me to put batteries in his despicable me fart gun. Spent the next 15 minutes playing with his fart gun. Despite my wife hating it I still encourage him to use whenever possible.
Yep. My all-time favorite toy I ever bought for my kids. We moved last month, and, as I was upacking lots of moving boxes, I happened upon lots of old toys my older kids have not played with since they were much younger. Finding that fart gun was the highlight of the move!

Re: Scarlett Johansson's Golden Globes (maybe NSFW)

Posted: Wed May 24, 2023 6:38 pm
by Pyperkub
Georgia's GOP HATES this thread!
Georgia GOP Chair Goes Full Flat-Earth, Says Globes Are Part of a Conspiracy
We're doomed... Scarlett Johansson's Golden Globes R.I.P. The thread of death....celebrity or otherwise

Re: Scarlett Johansson's Golden Globes (maybe NSFW)

Posted: Thu May 25, 2023 1:38 am
by Daehawk
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Re: Scarlett Johansson's Golden Globes (maybe NSFW)

Posted: Thu May 25, 2023 2:07 am
by Kraken
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Re: Scarlett Johansson's Golden Globes (maybe NSFW)

Posted: Thu May 25, 2023 7:15 am
by Daehawk
Scarlett Johansson's Golden Globes (maybe NSFW)

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Re: Scarlett Johansson's Golden Globes (maybe NSFW)

Posted: Thu May 25, 2023 4:12 pm
by Max Peck
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Re: Scarlett Johansson's Golden Globes (maybe NSFW)

Posted: Mon Jun 12, 2023 3:19 pm
by Isgrimnur

Re: Scarlett Johansson's Golden Globes (maybe NSFW)

Posted: Mon Jun 12, 2023 6:17 pm
by Daehawk
I wonder if she knows about this thread and what she thinks. I'd be flattered.

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Re: Scarlett Johansson's Golden Globes (maybe NSFW)

Posted: Mon Jun 12, 2023 6:47 pm
by Sudy
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Re: Scarlett Johansson's Golden Globes (maybe NSFW)

Posted: Mon Jun 12, 2023 9:22 pm
by Hyena
Makes sense. I mean, who DOESN'T flex their abs tight when they drink water on the beach?

In their underwear.

Re: Scarlett Johansson's Golden Globes (maybe NSFW)

Posted: Mon Jun 12, 2023 9:55 pm
by Scuzz
How did you find that picture of me at the beach?

Re: Scarlett Johansson's Golden Globes (maybe NSFW)

Posted: Tue Jun 13, 2023 1:29 am
by Daehawk
Or why were you looking at pictures like this.

Re: Scarlett Johansson's Golden Globes (maybe NSFW)

Posted: Tue Jun 13, 2023 8:11 am
by Sudy
Since you have failed to achieve, even in the modest task that was your charge... I have no choice but to post this bountiful bulge, Daehawk. And with hepcat as my witness, tell you this: The impropriety of any further tit ogle shall be visited tenfold upon YOUR head. I promise you TEN protruding packages. When least you expect them.

By God, sir. I will not abide another ogled tit.

BEHOLD his BULGE

Re: Scarlett Johansson's Golden Globes (maybe NSFW)

Posted: Tue Jun 13, 2023 8:14 am
by Unagi
Daehawk, you should be flattered.

Re: Scarlett Johansson's Golden Globes (maybe NSFW)

Posted: Tue Jun 13, 2023 9:47 am
by Scraper
For God's sake Daehawk just do what he says!

Re: Scarlett Johansson's Golden Globes (maybe NSFW)

Posted: Fri Apr 26, 2024 6:58 pm
by Holman
Scarlett Johansson's Golden Globes
[Hulu] The Bear
[Hulu] The Bear

Re: Scarlett Johansson's Golden Globes (maybe NSFW)

Posted: Fri Apr 26, 2024 7:17 pm
by Daehawk
Holman wrote: Fri Apr 26, 2024 6:58 pm Scarlett Johansson's Golden Globes
[Hulu] The Bear
[Hulu] The Bear
Does this have to do with honey down there?

Re: Scarlett Johansson's Golden Globes (maybe NSFW)

Posted: Fri Apr 26, 2024 7:19 pm
by Holman
Daehawk wrote: Fri Apr 26, 2024 7:17 pm
Holman wrote: Fri Apr 26, 2024 6:58 pm Scarlett Johansson's Golden Globes
[Hulu] The Bear
[Hulu] The Bear
Does this have to do with honey down there?
Did not expect this!

[I was just amused that there were two identically named threads about THE BEAR that wound up in immediate proximity.]

Re: Scarlett Johansson's Golden Globes (maybe NSFW)

Posted: Fri Nov 22, 2024 5:06 pm
by Grifman
Happy 40th birthday to the Scarlett Johansson’s Golden Globes!

Re: Scarlett Johansson's Golden Globes (maybe NSFW)

Posted: Fri Nov 22, 2024 5:56 pm
by Daehawk
Thats only 20 years each..still young and cant buy beer.

Re: Scarlett Johansson's Golden Globes (maybe NSFW)

Posted: Fri Nov 22, 2024 9:38 pm
by Pyperkub
Daehawk wrote:Thats only 20 years each..still young and cant buy beer.
I'll take the risk.

Re: Scarlett Johansson's Golden Globes (maybe NSFW)

Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2025 11:51 am
by Pyperkub
The rest of her
Introducing Scarlett Johansson

After three decades in Hollywood, Scarlett Johansson remains one of the most known, yet seemingly unknowable, people on the planet. But when she lets you in, she really lets you in. Behind the steely armor of red carpet couture and camera-ready skin, there’s a working mom like any you’ve met: spinning plates, righting wrongs, protecting her kids, and namechecking her therapist. All you need is the invitation...

...“She’s intentional,” Hager says she’s come to realize. “Okay, and she wears cool clothes. Scarlett is an Avenger. But her badassery is not surpassed by her kindness and her generosity. It’s miraculous for somebody who’s been in this industry for so long, which can turn people…” Hager’s light Texan twang peters out with the ellipsis. “You know. Into not kind and generous. I keep being like, There’s some kind error, because you’re famous.” ...

... Whether for streaming rights or AI, Johansson was not, and is not, interested in being a permanent spokesperson. But she’s going to speak up and out when she feels she must. Then, as is usually her M.O., gets out of the way.

“I don't need to be beating the drum the whole time,” she says. “That’s not my place. But, also, I'm not afraid of being invalidated. For certain things, particularly with the streamer residual piece, when the industry is in the process of this huge shift, that bubble eventually had to burst. I guess the bubble popped with me in a way.”

She continues: “I'm fortunate enough to have been working for such a long time, and not that long ago felt settled with where I am in my career.” She says she, not so long ago, lived feast or famine. “Like every single actor working, I had this constant fear that everything would go away. Or that every movie would be my last. I am still the 8-year-old kid just waiting to get another part. But now I see that actually I built something that… that I have a place here. And because of that, I've been able to stand up for myself and not feel like I would disappear. I can shoulder it.”

Re: Scarlett Johansson's Golden Globes (maybe NSFW)

Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2025 12:12 pm
by Daehawk
Good for her.

Re: Scarlett Johansson's Golden Globes (maybe NSFW)

Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2025 12:14 pm
by Unagi
Pyperkub wrote: Tue Mar 11, 2025 11:51 am
Introducing Scarlett Johansson
"I can shoulder it.”
:wink: :ninja:

Re: Scarlett Johansson's Golden Globes (maybe NSFW)

Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2025 12:31 pm
by GreenGoo
But her badassery is not surpassed by her kindness and her generosity
Just how unkind and ungenerous is she?

Re: Scarlett Johansson's Golden Globes (maybe NSFW)

Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2025 8:59 am
by Unagi
yeah, I failed to read that properly the first time.


Doesn't that basically translate to: She doesn't let kindness or generosity get in the way of being a badass?

Re: Scarlett Johansson's Golden Globes (maybe NSFW)

Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2025 9:57 am
by Max Peck
I'm going with "bad writing/editing" given that the context seems to be that she's not only badass but also (even more so?) she is kind and generous.

Re: Scarlett Johansson's Golden Globes (maybe NSFW)

Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2025 1:00 pm
by hepcat
One of the few funny things on SNL these days is the constant ribbing of Colin Jost over his wife's fame/wealth.